Dear Sprinkles ....

[de-valmont]

Dear Sprinkles,

After suffering over the weekend from the Panda flu, I still find I have this hankering for bamboo. I am worried my sex drive could be effected if I do not watch myself. Any suggestions on how to rid myself of this terrible affliction?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,

After suffering over the weekend from the Panda flu, I still find I have this hankering for bamboo. I am worried my sex drive could be effected if I do not watch myself. Any suggestions on how to rid myself of this terrible affliction?

Well, obviously this fella doesn't have a problem with HIS sex drive ..... ROFL! Hopefully, you will not either

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/sprinkles2202/pandamating.jpg

 

[de-valmont]

Well, obviously this fella doesn't have a problem with HIS sex drive ..... ROFL! Hopefully, you will not either

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/sprinkles2202/pandamating.jpg

Thank god for that, although knowing panda's that is just one of the things giving another a soothing spinal massage after a hard day's eating the bamboo. But thanks for the comfort hon!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Thank god for that, although knowing panda's that is just one of the things giving another a soothing spinal massage after a hard day's eating the bamboo. But thanks for the comfort hon!

What? That's not *panda porn*? Damn, I'm disappointed

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

Uh, huh...I should have anticipated that answer from "an angel"...!!!

But of course, silly man!

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

***sighs*** But silly man missed having you respond to #2135...!!!

that is because it made the angel blush

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Sprinkles:
Just a letter telling you I enjoy your thread and hoping the angel is finding tons of happiness nowadays. Also wondering how good the chili was and if you'll be sharing the recipe anytime soon.
BTW, happy belated Heart Day and I hope it was a good one.

Azul

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

WELL!!! My dreams are alive! At least you didn't say "no freaking way!"

I only reserve that for thick heads who can't take a hint ......

Not you Techie ..... I'm just blurting .....

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles:

Do you think a tattoo artist applying a design to a female's sexy parts has a hard time maintaining focus?

Nervous in Norfolk (pronounced "nor fuck")

*blush* Well he maintained his focus really well ..... but I got a great discounted price. No one has been able to believe what I paid for this , or rather what I didn't pay.

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

I've seen so many pictures of tattoos on ladies' tits that you know required some intimate holding while the artist worked ... wow! The ones on the lower back are hot enough ... to be that close to a woman's treasures has to be erotic, or at least would be to me. The ones that are really scary are ones I've seen where the tattoo is just above and to the side of the pussy. I've even seen one butterfly that was tattooed around the pussy so that the lady's pussy formed the body of the butterfly and the wings were beautifully colored. Wow!!! If I were the artist, I know I would have an extremely difficult ("hard") time maintaining my composure. I KNOW the only way he could have finished that project was to actually put some fingers inside to hold the skin firm while he worked...I dunno...maybe he was a eunuch...?!?

After the pain I endured getting this one ... no way in hell would anyone ever tattoo me in more sensitive/private areas

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

I can only assume that ladies who have sensitive areas tattooed have a much higher threshold of pain than I do...lol

Yea, those sensitive areas are meant for more soothing activities ....

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles

What is your favorite "Soothing activity"???

Interested in Intercourse (PA, that is!)

Back massage ...... my weakness ..... I'd be your puppet if you'd massage my back first....

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

Ooooooooooooooooooo, I LOVE to give back massages. A little warm baby oil, a smooth back ... get comfy, sweetie, here come two of the best hands you've ever felt...kneading out those knots in your shoulders ... and neck ... and gently down your spine ... then rub out the sides... oh, yeah...*wheeling my table and towels in Sprinkles direction*

*wraps in my bathrobe and prepares to be spoiled*

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

*runs in with table screeching on two wheels, spreads warm towel on tabletop, reaches for warm oil dispenser*

"Climb on, dear lady, and drop the robe. We're gonna make those mus-cals relax!"

*modestly lies upon table face down* mmmm, the warm towels feel great and the warming oil smells so sweet ....

 

[Nightbird]

Hello Sprinkley.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Hello Sprinkley.

Hello Night, Sir. How are you tonight? I thought I was going to be pampered, but it appears I've been left naked and alone ....