Dear X

[artlover637]

Dear Head,

You should start thinking rational thoughts. You know I can get off track really easily.

Drifting Downstream Body

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Ground Turkey in my Fridge,

Why haven't you cooked yourself yet? I'm hungry as hell, but you're still sitting there, waiting to be grilled. Must I do everything myself? Seriously. Can't we work together? Like I already formed the burgers, you cook yourself, and I eat you! I can hear my tummy rumbling now, and because of your laziness, I now have to listen to my stomach bitch and complain. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

Hungry Miss Molly

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear lynn's hubby
at least the kids turned out great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag&feature=related

http://www.smileyhut.com/laughing/laughing.gif

THAT is too cute!!!!

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

Dear employee,

Seriously. You are always the last one to pick up their paycheck, and I'm stuck working until 5:00 on Fridays, when I could close up early, because of you.

Join this century (hell, even the LAST century) and get direct deposit, douchebag.

Love,
T

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Weather
You pour down on my best friends wedding day tomorrow and I will kill you...you get me?
Doesn't Want The Bride Or Me To Get Poodle Hair Me

 

[artlover637]

Dear Weather
You pour down on my best friends wedding day tomorrow and I will kill you...you get me?
Doesn't Want The Bride Or Me To Get Poodle Hair Me

*shrugs* I liked my poodle as a child.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

*shrugs* I liked my poodle as a child.

That doesn't mean it would look good on my head

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear aching body....

I am sooooo sorry. What was I thinking? I should have just cancelled with my daughter's personal trainer, but noooo, I just let him come over even though she was sick. Please, please, please just let me be able to move tomorrow. Oh...and get use to it...this is going to be happening twice a week now.

Thought I was in shape litster

 

[omahaman2]

Dear baked ziti casserole,

Thank you for allowing me to make a special suprize dinner for the one
I , However,why didn't you make rhe feeds 12 a little bigger in the recipe!. Leftovers for the next week!

The cooking litser

 

[Lorilei]

Dear baked ziti casserole,

Thank you for allowing me to make a special suprize dinner for the one
I , However,why didn't you make rhe feeds 12 a little bigger in the recipe!. Leftovers for the next week!

The cooking litser

Dear Oman,

Oooh, you should have asked me! I have the best baked ziti recipe EVER!

Love,
Also Loves Cooking Litster

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Oman,

Oooh, you should have asked me! I have the best baked ziti recipe EVER!

Love,
Also Loves Cooking Litster

When you have a chance, please send it!
It's a meal that brings back memories fro jenny of the east coast
Oman

 

[husky4life]

Dear parents of kids at water park,

Either potty train your kid or make them wear a swim diaper . . not once but twice did we have to clear the pool for baby ruth's. It takes takes the pool 45 minutes to cycle all the water through before we can swim again. Big waste of time!

Sincerely,
Disgusted parent

 

[kendra1980]

Dear CyberFlicker,

If there were a Hall of Fame for vibrators that give THE MOST PLEASURE, I would nominate you.

Heck, I'd stuff the ballot box (did I just say box???).

~K...an adoring fan.

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Massage Therapist...

Yes yes, I know I haven't been to see you in a while... and ouch... yes, I know that my... ouch... posture needs some serious work since I... ouch... sit glued in front of a crappy computer all... ouch... day... but next time... ouch... could you ahhhh... go a little easier when you dig your elbow between my... ouch... shoulder blades...?

Yours achingly (and not in a good way right now)
kneaded pounded and rolled every which way Litster (ouch)

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I'm not "going through" anything, thanks. Sorry if you are. And did you think he wasn't going to tell me, and forward THE ENTIRE THING to me? I saw what you thought of me, and it wasn't friendship. It was contempt.

Done,
Me

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear CyberFlicker,

If there were a Hall of Fame for vibrators that give THE MOST PLEASURE, I would nominate you.

Heck, I'd stuff the ballot box (did I just say box???).

~K...an adoring fan.

Dear adoring fan,

Thanks for recommending this!

Yours truly,
Always in need of a new toy Litster



Dear Santa,

Please see K's recommendation above... I've been a good girl

Thanks!
me

PS Don't forget Christmas is in July this year

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Person-in-Charge-of-Setting-Prices,

Why the fuck do we Canadians get shafted time and again? I look up the Cyber Flicker to see it's only about $13 in the US, and nearly three times that in Canada! WTF? Seriously? Doesn't it suck enough that there are so many things we simply don't get in Canada, but you continue to rape our wallets when we try?

Miss Molly's Wallet

 

[Morrigu]

Year you

Twas a tad silly.

Yours,

Not so silly

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear Person-in-Charge-of-Setting-Prices,

Why the fuck do we Canadians get shafted time and again? I look up the Cyber Flicker to see it's only about $13 in the US, and nearly three times that in Canada! WTF? Seriously? Doesn't it suck enough that there are so many things we simply don't get in Canada, but you continue to rape our wallets when we try?

Miss Molly's Wallet

Dear Miss Molly's Wallet,

Remind Miss Molly that she has several friends here in the US that can buy it and ship it to her cheaper than buying anything off the net

Love,
Miss Molly's Gal Pal

 

[XsnowbunnyX]

Dear Bitch,

I realize that I annoy you because my cheerful attitude seems obnoxious. What you don't realize is that I only put on a cheerful attitude because when I smile and say hello, I really want to just ask, "When are you going to drop dead?"

Most sincerely,
That girl you hate.

 

[TastyMe]

Dear Police Officer,
Don't you have anything better to do than to stop me because my headlight went out? It just happened. Do you know somewhere that I can get it replaced at at 1 am? How am I supposed to get home from work without driving? Next time something random happens like this, can I call your lazy ass to come pick me up?
Only half bright

 

[whalee]

Dear Half Bright,

Yes...

P. Officer

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Cotton Candy I ate last night.

So sticky sexy on fingers, sweet on lips, and tingly on tongue, yummy yummy yummy. I felt you this morning on my teeth and in my tummy, brushing last night did not help double brushing this morning did, and double workouts today will take care of the tummy.....

I love you but I know you are bad for me........


Sincerely C.Candy Girl.......

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Mother Nature,

I'm sorry for all the things I've done to hurt you, could you please turn down the heat.

Sincerely,

Melting Texas Litster

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Coffee,

I love you. Truly, madly, deeply. Your intoxicating aroma, the way the cream swirls around in you, your delicious taste and delightful kick. I can't imagine life without you. I love you so much I want to take you out behind the bleachers and get you pregnant. Please don't ever leave me.

Love,
Very Tired Caffeine Junkie