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Dear Wrapped Hand/Wrist,
It's WAY too early for you to start itching. I won't be able to scratch you for aother 9 days!!! So....STOP IT!!!
The grateful you're not tinglin anymore me.
Dear Wrapped Hand/Wrist,
It's WAY too early for you to start itching. I won't be able to scratch you for aother 9 days!!! So....STOP IT!!!
The grateful you're not tinglin anymore me.
Dear Louise's hand...
Get well soon, she has plans for you![]()
Dear Curious,dear neighbor,
what in the fuck are you doing? i've heard you nailing the hell out of something for quite a while now.
~curious
ps you're not all that handy, i'd be careful if i were you



Dear Trader Joe's People
Damn you all to hell for making the worlds bestest pre-packaged cookies.
I fucking hate you
-V
P.S. I'm sorry, please don't stop, I'll be good, yes you can lift my skirt, please just one bite please?
Dear Vail,
Those cranberry circles and cherry cookies...HEAVEN. I've two bags in the freezer. Wanna come over
~your enabler friend, K
Dear Enabler
I also just discovered their 'Espresso Pillows'. I will feed them to you one by one.
But I may not be able to leave once we are so gluttonized
-Your Junkie

Dear Cookie Junkie,
We eat enough Espresso Pillows we'll (or at least I will) be so hyper no telling what we'll get ourselves in. Mischief seems to follow me...so ~
espresso pillows + K's energy = WATCH OUT
~Bring it, I'm ready for some mischief![]()
Dear Hyped up on carbohydates and espresso litsters,
And we don't get these little pieces of heaven in the UK why?
Feeling left out of the cookie loveliness litster![]()
Dear Doesn't Have Any Idea What She's Missing,
Its because the chocolate you get out of your vending machines is 10 times better than the best chocolate we get from most chocolatiers here.
Its only fair
-sugar-laced-kisses-girl
Dear sharp eyed sweet lipped litster,
I'll swap you
Have a full bar of Green and Blacks sour cherry chocolate in the fridge girl![]()