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Dear X,

I do believe, for the first time in ten years, I can truly put you in the past as a wonderful memory that shaped my life. You'll never be forgotten but you no longer rule my emotions.

Forever,
Me
 
Dear Current Postsecondary Institution Of Mine,

You know, you were already on thin ice with me. I haven't been happy with your program structures, your professors (for the most part), or your administrative departments. Your advisors led me astray my first year, but to be honest, I'm glad they did because my "wrong choice" led me to what I learned to love: philosophy.

But now, you're trying to kill off my dream of having a year full of philosophy. I see in your current course calendar that you offer so many wonderful philosophy courses I'd love to take, courses that would no doubt expand my mind and challenge me in ways that other courses simply cannot. So, you tease me with these courses, and then when I check the system to register, you aren't offering them. How can you just not offer most of the third year philosophy courses? Aren't there going to be a lot of third year philosophy students struggling to find courses to take? I mean, at least I have the option to look at sociology and psychology courses as well. It just seems like one big cocktease of a system you have going on.

So I stress over finding courses that fit without ridiculous 7-hour breaks between classes, but to no avail. I'm very much not impressed, and I'd like to know who I should address my complaint to, but I'm sure it wouldn't go very far, since I'm just one of tens of thousands of students at your institution. So eat my shorts.

A Pissed Off Student With the Shittiest and Most Incomplete Schedule Imaginable for a Third Year Student
 
Dear Wrapped Hand/Wrist,

It's WAY too early for you to start itching. I won't be able to scratch you for aother 9 days!!! So....STOP IT!!!

The grateful you're not tinglin anymore me.
 
Dear Wrapped Hand/Wrist,

It's WAY too early for you to start itching. I won't be able to scratch you for aother 9 days!!! So....STOP IT!!!

The grateful you're not tinglin anymore me.

Dear Louise's hand...

Get well soon, she has plans for you :)
 
Dear Cutie Pie,

Thank you for the dancing and compliment last night. It is the first time anyone has ever said I am HOT and have the Sean Connery look going. I think I love you! :)
 
Dear kidlet,

I'm so very proud of you right now, and I could hear the grin in papa's voice. Just DON'T crash the plane! :eek:

:kiss:
 
dear neighbor,

what in the fuck are you doing? i've heard you nailing the hell out of something for quite a while now.

~curious

ps you're not all that handy, i'd be careful if i were you
 
dear neighbor,

what in the fuck are you doing? i've heard you nailing the hell out of something for quite a while now.

~curious

ps you're not all that handy, i'd be careful if i were you
Dear Curious,

He's been nailing me all morning- we'll try and keep it down! :eek:

:D

Smart-assed Litster :D
 
Dear Tummy...

Quit growling you got plenty of protein and Patron' last night, the veggies are still steaming. I can not make them steam faster, and not into raw cauliflower or raw mushrooms. You have already had a diet coke, give me a break....


Sincerely .... Waiting on the steamer PTK.......
 
Dear bare naked ladies,
Now,that I found out you are just a band, I might stay home. I have a beautiful bare naked lady at home!:heart:
Won't get fooled again playgrounder.

P.s. If you are trying to get a hold of me,I will be home later. A friend asked me to get some nine inch nauls,so I am headed out to the hardware store.
 
Dear Oman,

You should go!

*wanders off singing "If I had a million dollars...."*
 
Dear Trader Joe's People
Damn you all to hell for making the worlds bestest pre-packaged cookies.
I fucking hate you

-V
P.S. I'm sorry, please don't stop, I'll be good, yes you can lift my skirt, please just one bite please?
 
Dear wife,

You want me to make more money, then complain when I need to work. Make up your fucking mind.

Impossible position litster
 
Dear Trader Joe's People
Damn you all to hell for making the worlds bestest pre-packaged cookies.
I fucking hate you

-V
P.S. I'm sorry, please don't stop, I'll be good, yes you can lift my skirt, please just one bite please?

Dear Vail,


Those cranberry circles and cherry cookies...HEAVEN. I've two bags in the freezer. Wanna come over :)


~your enabler friend, K
 
Dear Vail,


Those cranberry circles and cherry cookies...HEAVEN. I've two bags in the freezer. Wanna come over :)


~your enabler friend, K



Dear Enabler
I also just discovered their 'Espresso Pillows'. I will feed them to you one by one.
But I may not be able to leave once we are so gluttonized ;)

-Your Junkie
 
Dear Enabler
I also just discovered their 'Espresso Pillows'. I will feed them to you one by one.
But I may not be able to leave once we are so gluttonized ;)

-Your Junkie

Dear Cookie Junkie,

We eat enough Espresso Pillows we'll (or at least I will) be so hyper no telling what we'll get ourselves in. Mischief seems to follow me...so ~
espresso pillows + K's energy = WATCH OUT :eek::eek::eek::eek:

~Bring it, I'm ready for some mischief:D
 
Dear Cookie Junkie,

We eat enough Espresso Pillows we'll (or at least I will) be so hyper no telling what we'll get ourselves in. Mischief seems to follow me...so ~
espresso pillows + K's energy = WATCH OUT :eek::eek::eek::eek:

~Bring it, I'm ready for some mischief:D


Dear Mischief Maker
you know I live for trouble, so you ain't scaring me
;)
-Uncontainable Girl With Chocolate Lips
 
Dear Hyped up on carbohydates and espresso litsters,

And we don't get these little pieces of heaven in the UK why?

Feeling left out of the cookie loveliness litster:D
 
Dear Hyped up on carbohydates and espresso litsters,

And we don't get these little pieces of heaven in the UK why?

Feeling left out of the cookie loveliness litster:D

Dear Doesn't Have Any Idea What She's Missing,
Its because the chocolate you get out of your vending machines is 10 times better than the best chocolate we get from most chocolatiers here.
Its only fair ;)

-sugar-laced-kisses-girl
 
Dear Doesn't Have Any Idea What She's Missing,
Its because the chocolate you get out of your vending machines is 10 times better than the best chocolate we get from most chocolatiers here.
Its only fair ;)

-sugar-laced-kisses-girl

Dear sharp eyed sweet lipped litster,

I'll swap you

Have a full bar of Green and Blacks sour cherry chocolate in the fridge girl;)
 
Dear sharp eyed sweet lipped litster,

I'll swap you

Have a full bar of Green and Blacks sour cherry chocolate in the fridge girl;)

Dear Chocolate Bribing Girl
Honestly, an Aero bar would do
-Lips Made For Sharing Sweetness Girl
 
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