Dear X

[alisonwunderlnd]

What she said! Add all mine too Slave. We'll be haters together.


Dear Ali,

I smell dog poo!

???????
clean your shoe chica?
im missing sumfin -innit?
hahhahhaha


gotcha
me tooooooo

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

I really wish you'd stop acting like the victim. You're far from it.

Getting Tired of It Litster

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear X,

I really wish you'd stop acting like the victim. You're far from it.

Getting Tired of It Litster

dear tired,
i'm not acting
giggling litster

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Giggly Slave,

C'mere, you! You get a spankin' for that!

Love,
You Know I Didn't Mean You!

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear Giggly Slave,

C'mere, you! You get a spankin' for that!

Love,
You Know I Didn't Mean You!

dear tease,
promises promises!
covering my ass as i leave slave

 

[Lorilei]

dear tease,
promises promises!
covering my ass as i leave slave

Scamp!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Printers,

Fuck you.

Wanting to print one fucking picture litster.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear grocery store,

Please fill up some grocery carts and deliver the groceries to me!!
I don't want to go. Please include ice cream,chocolate and those cookies
they were talking here about a few days ago. Also,once you get the groceries here,could you cook dinner with them?
Oman pleading

 

[artlover637]

Dear Future Boss,

You can't expect me to dedicate my whole existence to you when it's only a part-time job. I need to have a couple days to meet with other clients.

Willing to work, but not to give up everything

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Chicken, Skillet, and EVOO,

I don't know which one of you did it, or perhaps you all worked in unison to do it, but I really didn't appreciate you burning the inside of my wrist with your spitting. It certainly wasn't necessary to create a quarter-sized burn and three little droppy-sized burns on my right wrist- you know it's my favourite hand!

Must you have mangled me so? Chicken, I seasoned you so lovingly; skillet, I cleaned and lightly coated you with the fragrant EVOO- what did I do wrong?

*sigh*

That chicken had better be fucking tasty, that's all I have to say.

Signed,

Miss Molly's Blistered-On-Fire-Right-Wrist

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Miss Molly,

Try some Aloe and do you watch Rachel Ray?

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Nightbird,

I've got the Aloe... and I have in the past- no cable now though.

Crispy Miss Molly

 

[Aeruditica]

Dear super sexy texas air force vet,

Today I found an interesting little note to Kevin that you wrote just 3 days before your final fuck up. You continually reinforce the notion that idiots shouldn't reproduce, don't you?

In your own words..."it takes hard work and certain talents to be as big a fuck-up as I am", and "I did work hard at being a deceitful, lying son-of-a-bitch… but I lacked the talent to do it well..." Too bad I didn't find that out sooner.

"Posting an average of 36 a DAY qualifies you as a person without a life" and, "I TRULY feel sorry for someone who doesn't have a life... I think that she is a lovely young lady that is totally fucked-up". I do hope your beautiful, incomparable goddess has figured out by now what you really think of her.

I pity the next foolish woman who falls for your line of crap.

Sincerely,

Aggressive sweet little lady

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Free Panty From Victoria's Secret Coupon Sender,

I don't really wear panties, but alas, cannot see the word FREE without thinking, "OK".

I know it is part of your evil ploy to get me in to buy a $50 bra...don't think I'm not onto that game...

That being said, see you Friday

~Non panty wearing, draw full of panties, patron

 

[Spenser41]

Dear Free Panty From Victoria's Secret Coupon Sender,

I don't really wear panties, but alas, cannot see the word FREE without thinking, "OK".

I know it is part of your evil ploy to get me in to buy a $50 bra...don't think I'm not onto that game...

That being said, see you Friday

~Non panty wearing, draw full of panties, patron

And you had to go tell me that didn't you.... gee thanks... now I will NEVER get that image out of my head... LOL

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Free Panty From Victoria's Secret Coupon Sender,

I don't really wear panties, but alas, cannot see the word FREE without thinking, "OK".

I know it is part of your evil ploy to get me in to buy a $50 bra...don't think I'm not onto that game...

That being said, see you Friday

~Non panty wearing, draw full of panties, patron

Dear Free Panty From Victoria's Secret Coupon Sender,

Why did I not get a coupon, I spend more money in your store than I do on my electric bill monthly. I know I have a drawer full also but I need another drawer full.

Sincerely...pissed cause you forgot to send my coupon PTK...

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear pissed cause you forgot to send my coupon PTK,

At least you have Victoria's Secret in your country... yeah...

A Pissed-Off Canadian Who Hates Missing Out on Everything

 

[Daizie]

Dear Pain from Pinched Nerve,

Ouch.
Now, cut it out!
If you won't stop hurting then I'll wait till the little blue pills take effect and escort you off the premises.

Signed,
Me

 

[omahaman2]

Dear saint louis cardinals

This is a baseball

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/3d-baseball.jpg

this is a baseball bat

http://www.midwaypartyrental.com/images/products/baseball_bat.jpg

this is what they call a glove

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50050621/Baseball_Glove.jpg

Please learn what they are and how to use them!!

Your embaressed fan litser

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear St Louis Cardinal Fan.

I could not resist this, since the Texas Rangers led the way but never won.....

Send them this..... http://www.isteroids.com/images/anabolic_steroids.jpg



Sincerely.....I thought it was funny hope you do to PTK....

 

[Natalya555]

dear rib cage
i sincerly hate you! i should go to the hospital considering you decided to hurt again..but this time in my back! the pain was worse than yesterday! god how i hated to be curled on the floor in my office because of you today! on one of the most busy week this year so far. everyone is telling me it cant be that bad and that it cant be nothing too crucial to go to the hospital over. stop worrying me..and even more stop hurting ur killing my sex drive this week and making me very pissed off and vulnerable..and well no one likes to feel this way. please stop

love,
the rest of your motrin induced body

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Mute Button,

Why can't you work on people?

Annoyedly yours,

...i

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Hammock,

I love you.

If I could devise some way of writing whilst inside of you, I would burn the rest of my furniture.

Started raining during my afternoon siesta, and I didn't even care.

Cozily yours,

...i

 

[availableslave2u]

dear head,
please remove yourself from my ass
me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Guy with the Scalpel,

Please do good work, and please make sure it does work. Life will be a lot sweeter for me down the pike, if it does.

~Grateful patient