Dear X

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Wally World....


Last nights trip to you reminded me why I do not visit your stores. Creepy old men standing at the entrance, and exit is enough to give anyone the wibby jibbys. I think they pay you for that job so they have an excuse to look at girls butts as they pass. The deal closer that made me decide to never visit you again was having to deal with one of the creepies, when the alarm went off because one of your untrained clerks did not properly scan an item correctly. I had not visited you in over two years, it will be a lot longer this time.


Sincerely...never to visit wally world again...PTK

 

[availableslave2u]

dear yahoo,
i really don't need to get every e-mail twice. thank you though.
me

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Pam

I'm really not sure I want you as a friend, despite the fact that you can knock out an elephant at twenty paces.

Last time we went out you got me into dreadful trouble and I'm sure I said things I shouldn't have............probably not coherently either.

Yours,
Notreturningyourcalls

 

[MSH2]

Dear disgruntled ex husband of someone I've never even met,

Point A: Your ex wife found someone new on an internet dating service or something similar. Hasit occured to you that the problem may in fact not be her, but you?

Point B: That's really no reasonable excuse to chop down the telephone pole and take out the phone and internet for rioughly 15 houses.

Point C: Erm, if she's already dumped, divorced and thrown yoru sorry ass out, isnt it a little late? Just a point to consider.

Point D: I've never met you and am unlikely to, but I;d just like to say that in the three days or so I was without phone and 'net I came to a few conclusions about you and your character, and none of them were very complimentary

 

[bisolom]

Dear Pam

I'm really not sure I want you as a friend, despite the fact that you can knock out an elephant at twenty paces.

Wow! She must have long, powerful arms!

 

[bisolom]

Dear disgruntled ex husband of someone I've never even met,

Point A: Your ex wife found someone new on an internet dating service or something similar. Hasit occured to you that the problem may in fact not be her, but you?

Point B: That's really no reasonable excuse to chop down the telephone pole and take out the phone and internet for rioughly 15 houses.

Point C: Erm, if she's already dumped, divorced and thrown yoru sorry ass out, isnt it a little late? Just a point to consider.

Point D: I've never met you and am unlikely to, but I;d just like to say that in the three days or so I was without phone and 'net I came to a few conclusions about you and your character, and none of them were very complimentary

No fuckin way! It would almost be worth 3 days net loss to have seen that.
I must say, having been reading your posts for a while, you live in the strangest area. And that's not even considering your roomies.
Maybe you need a change of venue...just saying.
Welcome back on.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear disgruntled ex husband of someone I've never even met,

Point A: Your ex wife found someone new on an internet dating service or something similar. Hasit occured to you that the problem may in fact not be her, but you?

Point B: That's really no reasonable excuse to chop down the telephone pole and take out the phone and internet for rioughly 15 houses.

Point C: Erm, if she's already dumped, divorced and thrown yoru sorry ass out, isnt it a little late? Just a point to consider.

Point D: I've never met you and am unlikely to, but I;d just like to say that in the three days or so I was without phone and 'net I came to a few conclusions about you and your character, and none of them were very complimentary

Dear M...

whoa and how exciting. Nothing like that happens here in Podunk!

 

[Morrigu]

Wow! She must have long, powerful arms!

Should see the size of her fists No ruderie intended

 

[bisolom]

Should see the size of her fists No ruderie intended

No thanks.
I'll pass.
I try to avoid women who can beat me up.

 

[MSH2]

No fuckin way! It would almost be worth 3 days net loss to have seen that.
I must say, having been reading your posts for a while, you live in the strangest area. And that's not even considering your roomies.
Maybe you need a change of venue...just saying.
Welcome back on.

Dear M...

whoa and how exciting. Nothing like that happens here in Podunk!

Welcome to the beautiful anarchy and chaos that is my life Wierd and odd things have a tendency to happen around me, for some reason. Never ever for example, make me watch a spooky, spook movie. Things get positively freaky

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Incompent Employees...
When I ask you to complete a task, please do so.
I do not need excuses why it wasn't possible when 12 others were able to accomplish the task.
Emails that say, I don't understand this assignment sent after you know I've left for the weekend really aren't a good way of soliciting further direction.
Please put more paper in the copy machine when you use it all to make party fliers (you left one in the copier dork)
Please do not leave me voice mail telling me you are sick when I can hear someone in the background saying, honey, come back to bed.
Please understand that truth and honesty will get you further than bitching and whining.
Do not have your mother call me to tell me why you should have gotten a better annual review, I explained to her that if you had done your job you might have gotten a better one. The fact that you did a great job in high school (8 years ago) isn't helping now.
Please cover the tattoo on your boob before you meet with the president of the company for a meeting. He's old, he's cranky, he's conservative. You report to me, but I have to report to him. I know you are expressing yourself... but do it under a shirt that fits please, I asked you to cover that meeting because I felt it would further your career and I had pressing business to attend to. You just set yourself back about 2 years on your chosen career path.
Thank you...
Melody

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Fan,

Thank you for keeping me somewhat cool last night. Not cool enough to endure sleeping with sheets, but cool enough to be comfy sleeping without them. Also, since I turned you up to the medium setting, you made the most delightful sensations on my bottom as I lay on my stomach- like a gentle ocean breeze on my ass. I'm sure that without interruptions I could have slept all day, but a phone call to work, a phone call from my mom, my bladder, and my rumbly tumbly all had to have their time. I shall return to you perhaps this afternoon for a nap- and most certainly tonight for a second rendezvous.

A well-rested, cool Dolly

 

[mwmnpa]

Welcome to the beautiful anarchy and chaos that is my life Wierd and odd things have a tendency to happen around me, for some reason. Never ever for example, make me watch a spooky, spook movie. Things get positively freaky

Damn, you remind me of one of my old team mates. It was always interesting hanging out with him, but you didn't want him living nearby.

 

[bisolom]

Dear Fan,

Thank you for keeping me somewhat cool last night. Not cool enough to endure sleeping with sheets, but cool enough to be comfy sleeping without them. Also, since I turned you up to the medium setting, you made the most delightful sensations on my bottom as I lay on my stomach- like a gentle ocean breeze on my ass. I'm sure that without interruptions I could have slept all day, but a phone call to work, a phone call from my mom, my bladder, and my rumbly tumbly all had to have their time. I shall return to you perhaps this afternoon for a nap- and most certainly tonight for a second rendezvous.

A well-rested, cool Dolly

Dear Molly,

It was a pleasure to send a gentle somewhat cool breeze across your ass last nite. Looking forward to providing more delightful sensations. If not this afternoon, then tonite.

Blowin' in the wind...
Your fan.

 

[MSH2]

Damn, you remind me of one of my old team mates. It was always interesting hanging out with him, but you didn't want him living nearby.

They tell me its all good fun, but I;m not entirely certain I believe them

Oh before I forget,

Dear Twatty Dickhead Mcfuckface,

Touch that wok and I;m going to beat you senseless with it, I am not having a little haha. I am deadly (quite possibly) Serious. You fucking want one, you do the same thign I did. Walk the ohhhhhhh hundred metres or so to Home bargains and shell out the three quid for it. I am sick and tired of your shite. You're only in my life by one of the starnge little happenstances that scatter my life. Not because I wanted it that way. Get the fuck out. Stay the fuck out

 

[mwmnpa]

They tell me its all good fun, but I;m not entirely certain I believe them

Oh before I forget,

Dear Twatty Dickhead Mcfuckface,

Touch that wok and I;m going to beat you senseless with it, I am not having a little haha. I am deadly (quite possibly) Serious. You fucking want one, you do the same thign I did. Walk the ohhhhhhh hundred metres or so to Home bargains and shell out the three quid for it. I am sick and tired of your shite. You're only in my life by one of the starnge little happenstances that scatter my life. Not because I wanted it that way. Get the fuck out. Stay the fuck out

Anyone else getting the feeling this guy will make international headlines soon?

 

[bisolom]

Anyone else getting the feeling this guy will make international headlines soon?

Nah. With what he's already been thru, if he was going to go postal, he would have done so by now.
Still...

 

[mwmnpa]

Nah. With what he's already been thru, if he was going to go postal, he would have done so by now.
Still...

I don't know...if that's him in his profile, he looks like a big dude. Lots of times they're pretty easy going, but when they snap - look out.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

undear assface
that is my new name for you..I quite enjoy it
assface,,,yes,,,I liike it.and it suits you in so many ways
So today,I go ouT YET AGAIN to look for a new job
and still all i get from you is shit
EVEN A DOG GETS A MILK BONE YA KNOW
so in other words FUCK YOU
and oh yeah
HAPPY EFFING ANNIVESARY YOU PISSY TOSSER


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3kxQgC7uXw

 

[msmaggie]

Dear soon to be ex,

You never have listened to me so why should this time be any different. But do you have to be such a fucking prick?

signed

almost free

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear soon to be ex,

You never have listened to me so why should this time be any different. But do you have to be such a fucking prick?

signed

almost free

i know THAT feeling,,lol

 

[msmaggie]

i know THAT feeling,,lol

*sigh* 7 more days. But then I'll still have to deal with him...

 

[janeyl]

*sigh* 7 more days. But then I'll still have to deal with him...

((((((((((((((((((beautiful maggie)))))))))))))))))))

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*sigh* 7 more days. But then I'll still have to deal with him...

only 7 days?
LUCKY DUCKY
thats time enough to think of 7 better uses of of than as a human being

 

[tallandsweet89]

Dear Friend/Girl Who Said "We can see where it goes",

Things were going great for over a month. We saw each other several times a week, always had fun, clicked sexually in so many ways, and now... what the fuck? We both agreed to not commit to anything right off the bat and let things happen without any pressure. I thought things were happening. Why the random ignoring? Suddenly we go three weeks and only hang out once and you always seem to have something going on even when I try to plan things a week in advance. We were friends before we were seeing each other and talked a lot then too, so are we not even friends anymore? I don't understand you.