Dear X

[goodgirl79]

Dear Mother,

you are a pain in my fucking ass. if you wanted your steam cleaner back, all you had to do was pick up the god-damned phone and ask me for it. calling your mother and asking her to call your daughter and ask her-is childish. yes i'm still angry with you-yes i feel its up to you to make it up to me...and no i'm not kissing your ass just because i'm the daughter.

you want the cleaner? come to pennsylvania and get it

truly
your daughter

 

[bisolom]

Dear Me,
You really are a doofus.
Love,
Me.

I thought only guys got to be doofuses.
Or is it doofi?

 

[lovemonster]

I thought only guys got to be doofuses.
Or is it doofi?

Well, goober would have worked equally as well
And I think it's walruses, not walri

 

[bisolom]

Well, goober would have worked equally as well
And I think it's walruses, not walri

What about cactus...cacti
Or hippopotamus...hippopotami

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Man I Live With,

If she has in fact said the things we've been told, WHY the fuck do you still want to be around her? I can just imagine you buddying right up to *S* if he had said things like she has. NOT! The fact that you still want to go around her raises some serious questions in my mind. But I'll save those for a later date. I don't see this just going away on its own.

I will go to her fucking party tomorrow night, but you better pray I don't get blistered, cause I WILL confront her about these things. I have told you this. You have been warned.

Tired of your/her/this shit,
The one that sleeps on the right side of the bed.

 

[Wings27]

Dear Douche Bag,

Stop telling me you're going to stop asking me for sex every time we talk and then NOT stop asking me. It's freakin' annoying and I hate saying no. I hate it with a passion. However you are not a pool I need to be jumping back in and you know it.

I don't like being made to feel bad because I don't want to mess up our friendship. Our kids will never understand and their opinion matters 1 million times more than yours. So...take care of yourself because I'm not going to do it.

Signed,
The girl who gets her jollies elsewhere.

 

[lovemonster]

What about cactus...cacti
Or hippopotamus...hippopotami

Alright clever clogs

 

[desideratum]

Dear Universe,

Right in the middle of the shopping centre?

signed,
Reflecting on your Un-Greatness

 

[availableslave2u]

dear husband's boss,
i'm begging you now, send him back out on the road.
please.
signed,
craving my freedom

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Vera Wang,

Thank you for making me smell so very good.

Fragrantly,
Me

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Julie...
That is just awesome.
I'm really proud of you.
and hey... anytime!
Love
Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Lady at the Visitor Center....

Thank you for selling me things out of the display case.

I LOVE THEM.

Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

I feel like I just lost my best friend. Oh, that's right. I did. I never thought you, of all people....

Well, just knowing what you know, and telling me how much my friendship means to you...I just never would have thought you would do this.

It really makes me question everything about myself. Why am I so easy to just leave behind without a second thought? Why am I such a fucking loser?

 

[limiwa]

dear man o mine,

why oh why did you bite me there? the effing mark hurts like hell too...damnit, least the swelling is going down this day...do it again?

markedly yours,

me

 

[bisolom]

Dear X,

I feel like I just lost my best friend. Oh, that's right. I did. I never thought you, of all people....

Well, just knowing what you know, and telling me how much my friendship means to you...I just never would have thought you would do this.

It really makes me question everything about myself. Why am I so easy to just leave behind without a second thought? Why am I such a fucking loser?

{{{{LORI}}}}
Never allow another person to determine your self-worth.
What about all your friends who didn't abandon you?
Give them some credit for good taste.

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear X
How about if I say please?
Melody

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Rabbit... Well done - the report was very good, keep it up

Dear Bear... Stop chewing the chairs

Dear you... I will... you just have to figure out what I mean by that

 

[Daizie]

Dear Mom,

Thanks for channeling your inner Emily Gilmore.


Signed,
Lorelai Gilmore

 

[bisolom]

Dear me...

I warned you but you wouldn't listen...

NOW do you believe me?

The part of your brain that still functions.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear giggle,
welcome back
signed,
feels good

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear 3x tee that I bought for him,

You were supposed to comfort me tonight..make me feel better when I slept in you. All you did was remind me about the arms that will never hold me.

Still cant sleep litster

 

[aniram]

Dear Skulker

that was so hot , thinking of you like that

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Stuff I Need to Pack Next Week,

Please don't let yourself be left out. Each and every one of you is very needed. It is important that you all show up for roll call, even IF your name is not mentioned.

Oversights by the management will be corrected in the future packing exercises. This is a promise. You will be compensated handsomely, I assure you.

Black, brown, blue and multicolored scarves...you especially.

Thank you

~the Management

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Guy at Starbucks this morning.

There are a couple of rules you need to learn, when I show up do not offer to let me cut in line in front of you so you can stare at my butt, do not offer to buy my coffee, do not ask me to join you, do not talk to me unless the back of my skirt is tucked into my panties. These rules are to be followed, unless I think you are hot, and I will let you know the new rules.


Sincerely lil ole rule maker PTK

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Posole on the stove,

Yes, I know I have to get in the kitchen and finish you. If only the peppers would clean, seed and rehydrate themselves...oh and turn into the sauce too, that would be most sppreciated. I have just lost my steam. Why do I feel like I just stepped out of For Water Like Chocolate[/I

Got to get cooking litster