Death Penalty Moratorium- WriterDom's Amendment

[Laurel]

What a sexy eardrumless doggie...

Caddyshack's fucking funny...but it doesn't hold a candle to Kingpin. Seen that movie dozens of times and it still makes me laugh like a loon.

 

[Starfish]

You know, I was about to post that!

How rude!

Maybe you don't get the fact that I am Queen of the photo links!

You need a 20 tongue lashings on your dick to get the point?

 

[Weevil]

What a sexy eardrumless doggie...

Caddyshack's fucking funny...but it doesn't hold a candle to Kingpin. Seen that movie dozens of times and it still makes me laugh like a loon.

Really??? The only thing funny about that ugly piece of garbage is how a movie with such comedic talent and talent behind the camera could have turned out to be so painful to watch.

 

[Starfish]

Oh god! Laurel...... That lady with the bad teeth was too much....

totally freaked me out...

You know what else she was in with those teeth??

The Wedding Singer, when they are in the cake shop testing out cake for the wedding.. Robbie had to feed her a bite.

Nasty!

 

[Problem Child]

She (Emma) was born with no ear workings on the left side, and her dopey mother stepped on her head when she was a week old. She is purebred, but they couldn't sell her for the aforementioned reasons so they gave her to me.

She was the runt of the litter, but now she is 2 years old and about 90 lbs. and very sweet and playful.

My other dog Patti is cool too, I got her from the pound. She's a true heeler- whenever she gets pissed she bites the lab on the legs.

PC's interesting true life story for tonight.

 

[Laurel]

You're messing with me, right? Randy Quaid as an Amish? Woody Harrelson milking a bull? The tattoo scene is an absolute classic. How could you not think that's funny? It's sick comedy the way it was meant to be. Fuck overrated crap like "There's Something About Mary".

I worry about you, EBW.

 

[Starfish]

PC, I wanted to hear the RL story about the time you fucked lavender and I in a vineyard one late night.

 

[Laurel]

PC's interesting true life story for tonight.

And a good one it is.

Wouldn't it be cool to write a novel populated by characters based on people from this BB?

 

[Problem Child]

GR

You know, I was about to post that!

How rude!

Maybe you don't get the fact that I am Queen of the photo links!

You need a 20 tongue lashings on your dick to get the point?

I'm rude? You're the one that said Labs were the dumbest dogs in the solar system, my little herb smoking bendable toy.

They are the dumbest dogs, but that's beside the point, you shan't go around insulting my loved ones.

Oh shit, I just remembered what I said about Lavender's doggie...

Sorry, Lavy...I was only teasing

 

[Problem Child]

I hate Ben Stiller more than Literotica polls.

 

[Weevil]

You're messing with me, right? Randy Quaid as an Amish? Woody Harrelson milking a bull? The tattoo scene is an absolute classic. How could you not think that's funny? It's sick comedy the way it was meant to be. Fuck overrated crap like "There's Something About Mary".

I worry about you, EBW.

Shucks, conceptually it's got some great elements. They just sadly forgot to include any funny lines, inventive characters or amusing situations.

I laughed exactly once during that dog. When Woody Harrelson throws coffee on that guy for the second time. But when the laughs are outnumbered by the people who walked out of the theatre you know it wasn't a great movie.

You and my Mom Laurel, You and my Mom.

 

[Starfish]

Another brilliant idea.... brought to you by Laurel.



I think EBW would be more a Woody Allen type. Who knows.

I can't remember the name of the movie where Woody Allen plays an eccentric New Mexican, wife murdering cowboy who carts her dead body out into the desert but one of her hands falls out of the truck and thus leading a blind woman to stumble upon, the next day.

It restores her vision and she is healed.
She takes it into town and she reveals that it will cure ailments and claims it to be the hand of the virgin Mary.
The whole town gets in on the action.

Does anyone know the title to this film???

Well anyway, this one, I am sure, EBW wouldn't like, however.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Lavender

All my insults?

And I thought we getting along so well lately.

Damn..now I feel bad.

 

[Weevil]

Another brilliant idea.... brought to you by Laurel.



I think EBW would be more a Woody Allen type. Who knows.

I can't remember the name of the movie where Woody Allen plays an eccentric New Mexican, wife murdering cowboy who carts her dead body out into the desert but one of her hands falls out of the truck and thus leading a blind woman to stumble upon, the next day.

It restores her vision and she is healed.
She takes it into town and she reveals that it will cure ailments and claims it to be the hand of the virgin Mary.
The whole town gets in on the action.

Does anyone know the title to this film???

Well anyway, this one, I am sure, EBW wouldn't like, however.

The movie is called Picking Up the Pieces and like 98% of things released DTV it sucked.

I'm not a big fan of Woody's actually. I think he's self absorbed and self obsessed and has a despicable view of women and african americans. I don't even think he's real funny.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

If you go any farther left you'll be in my neighborhood and then I'd have to show you the vineyard at night.

hehe...

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

EBW -

How can you not like Woody Allen. I'm beginning to totally disagree with your tastes. I love Woody Allen movies. He's brilliant. And his view of women is not that negative. You're being a prude in this category. In fact the female characters in his movies are MUCH more compelling than the way most directors write. And it is obviously tongue-in-cheek for the most part. What I do love about his female characters are the sexual openness.

It isn't a prudity but a simple dislike of the way he treats women. He's a guy with views about certain things that, I suppose, could be considered funny.

I disagree with the concept of it being tongue in cheek either. The "Openness" you speak of to me represents a gutter level 14 year old boys concept of how women would speak about sexuality. My opinion could just be a 21 year olds lack of understanding about how women speak about sex.

But the point about women is secondary. Like Irvine Welsh he only seems comfortable in writing characters who think they're brilliant and write worlds in which these sad little self obsessed creatures are the most brilliant people in the world because I don't think he can conceive a world in which he isn't the smartest person ever.

Also I think he casts 95% of the women in his flicks as ridiculous self indulgences. He can't fall in love with Diane Keaton nowadays. After all who would believe the gnomish pervert with a woman close to his own age. Him bedding Julia Roberts and Helena Bonham Carter is much more believable.

 

[Problem Child]

I hope so, but I don't want her to drive...she's way too baked right now.

 

[Starfish]

Well, I am sure Lav and PC are sleeping by now, and I have the thread to myself. I see that there is this topic of the death penalty...... Hum? BORING!

Or movies..... naw... Now that Lav and EBW have their rating thread, which by the way is fabulous, I don't need to discuss film.

There is sex... overdone...

There is Strawberry Lemonade..... which I am drinking, and am finding to be quite good and easy to make from scratch.

There is all of the reasons you can use this icon.....



1. licking
2. sticking your tongue out
3. licking


Okay, that sucked, now what? hum...

Art....... Got a thread for that.
Music...... got that
poop.... even have that
Religon..... check
Incest.... um, been done, and done again
tree sex....... got it
Chastizing...... common phenomona
Rigidity... heeem, I wonder if there is a measure of rigidity in cock? I know there is in turfgrass, but what about cock?

huh? Oh well. It's all good to me.

 

[Laurel]

EBW - aren't you a little young to be so crotchety?

I liked Sleeper and Take The Money & Run. Parts of Love & Death were watchable. But overall, Woody Allen kinda leaves me dry, especially his newer stuff. It's so...east coast.

Kingpin IS a funny movie. Something About Mary wasn't BAD, it was just way overrated. I was disappointed when I saw it. Same with The Matrix. I had friends who told me "it'll totally change your perception". Yeah, sure...guy finds out that real life isn't so real, that there's someone behnd the scenes pulling the switches. Original concept, if you've never seen a movie before. And is it just me or is Keanu Reeves is absolutely horrible in everything? I just sat through some movie the other night where he played a serial killer and it SUCKED. Hard. It was scary how not scary his character was. Speaking of sucking hard, DO NOT - I repeat, DO NOT - rent Little Nicky. Adam Sandler has never been funny, and he's even less so in that stinker.

Directors. I dig Dario Argento. Terror at the Opera and Trauma are two of the most beautifully filmed horror movies ever. I like Jean-Pierre Jeunet a LOT. Delicatessan and City of Lost Children are definitely in my top 10. Also liked the look of the Alien movie he directed...the one that Wynona Ryder ruined. Gawd, talk about people who can't act.

Peter Jackson is a GOD. I can't wait to see his version of the Tolkien trilogy. If you dig well-done horror-comedy in the vein of Evil Dead, go rent Dead Alive or Bad Taste IMMEDIATELY. He shows his more serious side in Heavenly Creatures. That movie is definitely in my top 10.

Terry Gilliam's another genius director. Brazil has to be my favorite all-time movie. I liked ...Baron Munchausen very much. 12 Monkeys was a little disappointing, but still better than 99.9999% of the pap out there.

I like some Lars Van Trier stuff. I like his semi-dogma 95 stuff, like Breaking the Waves. I like Harmony Korine just 'cause his movies are so fucking bizarre. Gummo is one of the freakiest movies I've ever seen, but it works somehow.

I hate David Lynch. His movies are pretentious garbage. I think Kevin Smith is WAY overrated, though he seems like a cool, mellow dude in interviews. His movies are pretty flat, though. IMHO.