Decadents & Dropouts OOC

[Belinda35]

Phyliss had turned Haerdon, or Hard-on as Nidhogg called him, into a hard one once, but he recovered. Relic seems to like him, on contrary.

P.S. Come on, Gryph. Phyliss is getting nervous, and we don't want her triggerfinger to switch accidently.

 

[Nidhogg]

No you do not. Hint: If she attempts to shoot Maralai, she will hit her, but not kill her, and then things get very very messy. Mostly for Z, since the guys with the crossbows are aiming at him. The hunters would also all charge straight to the boat in perfect timed unison at a fast pace, and proceed with operation "Kill them all." your shiny new boat would be very bloody and the smell of dead humans takes forever to clean out. Also someone will lose a hand or something...uhhh Gryph. He seems like he could stand to lose an appendage.

 

[Belinda35]

Phyliss would be more sorry if Gryph loses another part then his hand. But she still is quite mad that someone had spoiled her party.

 

[DeathsKnight]

Sorry for the delay. Was at the dentist to get a tooth pulled.

The idea would be to create a wall of fire, giving -Z- the change to dodge away. That of course would ring The Stags crashing down on Phyliss and her group

 

[DormantEvil]

So you plan would be to commit suicide, and let Z escape. Noble effort I'll admit.

 

[Belinda35]

Phyliss has another plan. They act as if the would abandon Z, and leave, and as soon as the boat is moving Gryph blasts the dock with fire, givving Z the chance to escape.

 

[Dizzyfish]

O___o Don't Do It Death!
It's Not Worth It! The Virgins
Are Not What They Say They Are!

 

[Dizzyfish]

Okay... that is weird... I don't
remember capitalizing any of
those words aside from Death...
I think I was just abducted by aliens.

 

[DormantEvil]

Bath time.

Hope you like that post Dizzy, I put him in his underwear just for you.

 

[Belinda35]

Relic is really evil. They did not just toss the old man out of his home, she although demolished his shed.

 

[Nidhogg]

You guys can do whatever you want. Just have your characters take a good long look at the hunters before you decide how to deal with them.

They are well equipped. They are incredibly in sync with each other as a unit. Anyone who knows about fighting styles can tell the humans have adopted a strict combat stance, and their ability to hold that stance shows the discipline they likely have. Two crossbowmen have taken aim right at Z, but have good amount of cover from enemy fire. They threw out 4 glowing orbs that created a big and bright light to cover the area, so they may have alchemical gear like what Relic used. They are clearly not chumps, and the commander has clearly shown herself to be psychotic in her dislike of "monsters." She says she will let you all go, and she doesn't have a hint of lie in her voice, but what would make a monster hunter so fanatically obsessed with one guy that she would let a gorgon, a half-fiend, and a half-dragon just waltz away?

I like to use fire to solve my problems, so I have no issues with it if you choose to go that route. Just make sure your characters are being smart, and are aware that Elves have very very good hearing.

 

[Dizzyfish]

XD I really, really, really did.
Thank you so much for making
my night.

Enjoy yer' bath DE. :3 Wish I
could join. ^^

 

[DeathsKnight]

I join in that wish, but that would not make her the stalker anymore so I must remain at a distance ^.^

 

[Dizzyfish]

Then lets take a bath with the
two of us and use that to nonchalantly
watch DE bathe..... It's the perfect plan.
Sound proof.

 

[DeathsKnight]

Sounds like something I can do, just make sure it's a huge tub

 

[Dizzyfish]

Oh yes! A big tub! With nice fancy
jets. And really comfortable ledges
to sit upon.... Yes... for sitting....
that's what those are for... >.>

 

[DeathsKnight]

Hmmmm just for sitting? What a shame

 

[DormantEvil]

So um...Relic isn't great at plans.

But her current thoughts are wandering to the wagons that are hitched up outside one of the taverns not far down the docks from where Z and the soldiers are. And the flammable nature of said wagons. And the panic of horses dragging said flammable wagons might be in if they are shooed down the docks.

 

[DeathsKnight]

Well am going to use all the fire around so if Relic chases flaming carts to the dock it would just provide with more fire to use

 

[Belinda35]

Just blast it. Fire coming from both sides is even better.

 

[Nidhogg]

I would like to point out right now that "Yes. I had planned out this thing with the half-orc sword-mage Doc and his brother, the half-orc hookhanded Grot along with the White Stags."

If you don't remember, Grot was that drunk/high half-orc that tried to kill Z in his introduction. The one that Trunfor was nice enough (and crazy enough) to talk down.

I would also like to say...there is no reason for the white stags, Doc, or Grot to ever show up in the RP again. Seriously. I do not care. If you want more of their meddling, fine, I'll be happy to toss them in every now and then. But they don't have to come back.

 

[DormantEvil]

Dizzy! To the Rescue!

Burn baby burn....*Relic picks up a pipe and starts to dance in circles around the White Stags*

 

[DeathsKnight]

Well there you go some pyrotechnics

Would be fun to kill some rogue knights don't you think?

 

[DeathsKnight]

Also question: Is -Z- in a strong enough state to grab hold of a rope? Gryph will toss him a rope and haul him in.

 

[Belinda35]

Yes, some bad guys are always handy if the story gets stuck up. Phyliss wants to show her shooting skills. And she would have liked to turn baldie into a statue and sell her as a garden gnome.