Describe Yourself Physically

49, 5’11”, played loose head prop for rugby in college - big shoulders, big legs, big hands, now I’ve got a tummy to match. It gives me a goal to shoot for.

Full beard, length is closecropped to bushy depending on whether I gave a fuck during the past three weeks.
 
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Describe myself, let’s see… 🤔

Imagine a woman who walks into the room, and the air itself seems to get hotter, the lights dim just a touch but not because they’re failing, oh no. It’s because she radiates a raw, sultry heat that makes every eye follow her…

Her lips are painted with the shade of temptation itself, a deep, dangerous red, curved into a smile that promises you nothing good but everything you secretly want and can’t have in your life

The eyes are as dark as midnight, glimmering with secrets no one should know, but everyone aches to learn 😘

She doesn’t need horns…though you can almost see them if you squint while her hair, dark and silky; cascades like liquid sin down her back, teasingly hiding what you most want to see… 🍑 👀

Her curves are unapologetic, as though sculpted by the fires of desire itself, and she strides as if she owns not just the room, but your soul too and you just don’t care you’ve lost it to her…

And when she speaks, it’s a voice like molten honey, smooth and dangerous, wrapping around you, offering you wicked pleasures that you shouldn’t want but can’t help craving… 💋

She’s fire, danger, and desire all wrapped in one infernal, irresistible package…a devil you wouldn’t mind dancing with even if you end up burning in hell 🔥 😈 🔥
 
5'10", 13 EEEE feet, 10.5 inch paws for hands (strong but gentle), built like an old/fat powerlifter, shaved head, can't grow a beard...
 
Covered in bruises. Some from Master, others from bits of furniture attacking me when I peacefully move about my home.
 
Living my early salt and pepper life, those who follow Man Chest Monday know there's a good amount of fur going on.

Pretty deformed for a deep-sea cryptid, I know
 
6’4 black/gray short hair and a Goatee. Physically fit and tattooed. I can still do all the things I could do when I was 25. I just have to do them on Friday because I’ll be broken till Monday.
 
40 years old, 5' 11", 208 lbs, broad shoulders, average-ish build, glasses, full beard, dark brown (and graying) hair, been told I have "gorilla hands"
 
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