Descriptions degraded

[Penuche]

Instead of verbs, this is for descriptive phrases; the first one sounds nice, the last one sounds a lot nastier, but all three bits describe more or less the same thing.

A couple of examples:

My children are free spirits, your children are boistrous, their children are uncontrollable brats.

I get a sensual thrill from certain things, you're a bit of a kinky bastard, they're perverts.

 

[ydahecnot]

This thread is challenging, this thread is perplexing, this thread is too farking complicated

 

[Jamiegeo]

Im not sure im doing this right,im bloody positive im doing it wrong, Fuck this shit its too hard!!

 

[Penuche]

I'm popular with the ladies, you're a terrible flirt, he's a manwhore.

 

[numeniusa]

I like a glass of wine, she drinks the whole bottle, they are alcoholics...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I know what I'm doing, I'm confused, I'm totally lost.

 

[numeniusa]

This coffee is strong.
Is this an espresso?
Fuck, I'm never having Turkish coffee again....

 

[Jamiegeo]

Wow!, Its hard to take out....I think it's stuck!.......Take me to the Hospital!

 

[Jamiegeo]

'Clunk'...wow that was close!...Holy shit that was lucky!......Fuck ive stapled my finger again!!!

 

[phil_o]

He is so kind trying to help,

He is a bit nosy,

That is one interfering fucker,

 

[LostEndeavor]

Relations.. sex.. fucking.

I might have screwed up. I didn't do it right. Aw, I suck.

 

[Penuche]

I'm feeling low, he's having a tough time of it, they're so full of self pity that they need a mug of grow the fuck up.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Bless his heart. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. What a fucking moron.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

I don't log onto Lit much , Lit can be really fun , She can name all the Litsters alphabetically

 

[SoulAssasin247]

She's fly, she's not cute, no I mean she actually look like that creature in the movie The Fly.

 

[Penuche]

I'm adventurous, she's unconventional, what in God's name are they wearing/doing?

 

[puffinpenguin]

He means well.
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Fuck off and mind you own goddamned business!