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No Way!!! What kind of nuclear, cosmic explosions would happen if we were to connect genitalia!!

That's crazy and cool. come over here into the hot tub and we'll compare birthday suits.

LOL! Pervert! (And I mean that in the nicest way possible)
Uh...it'd be dangerous? Two scorpios? Hmmm, never explored that.
 
I must be the odd duck in that I never really have had any desire to go to one. Never been to one, I wonder what they are like in Australia:devil::devil:
 
I must be the odd duck in that I never really have had any desire to go to one. Never been to one, I wonder what they are like in Australia:devil::devil:
Now I just figured out that you have never been to a STRIP CLUB? You have lead a sheltered life haven't you.
 
Since we were talking about recipes and such I thought I'd trot out a cook.
 
You can bring your own...actually cheaper to do so...
Just sounds awkward unless there is a liquor store close. I just like getting a pitcher of cold beer for me and hubby. This a full motel, nighclub, chinese place, liquor store and Strip club complex. Very popular with out of town strippers as the rooms are much nicer and not rats like the downtown club.
 
Hello y'all...in a fit of insanity I decided to get gel nails...she put on tips that are way to damn long for my lifestyle lol and now I feel like my hands don't work lmao! On the bright side my daughters have judged them very beautiful so I guess I shall have to tough it out for a few weeks!

Hope everyone is having a good summer...I would type more but apparently typing on a touch screen with long nails is one of the seven gates of hell....and oh good now I get to see if I can change a diaper with these monstrosities gah!!!

Bella
 
Just sounds awkward unless there is a liquor store close. I just like getting a pitcher of cold beer for me and hubby. This a full motel, nighclub, chinese place, liquor store and Strip club complex. Very popular with out of town strippers as the rooms are much nicer and not rats like the downtown club.

Oooo! Chinese food!
 
Now I just figured out that you have never been to a STRIP CLUB? You have lead a sheltered life haven't you.

I didn't quote the post I was replying to, lol.
Sheltered, weeellll maybe a little. But somehow the though of watching a show doesn't do it for me, much. My only experiences involving strippers were a couple of them who worked at one in Bangor, and holy shit they were NOT stare worthy. They worked at Wendy's and made more money there than dancing, most weeks lol! Then again the restrictions in that town didn't help - you could walk down the street wearing less, it seemed.

I would probably be more interested in the dynamics and interactions amongst the audience as well as that of the staff and dancers.
 
I didn't quote the post I was replying to, lol.
Sheltered, weeellll maybe a little. But somehow the though of watching a show doesn't do it for me, much. My only experiences involving strippers were a couple of them who worked at one in Bangor, and holy shit they were NOT stare worthy. They worked at Wendy's and made more money there than dancing, most weeks lol! Then again the restrictions in that town didn't help - you could walk down the street wearing less, it seemed.

I would probably be more interested in the dynamics and interactions amongst the audience as well as that of the staff and dancers.

Doh, Sometimes that is half the fun!! The over thirty stripper with tits to her knees and stretchmarks like she's been clawed by a grizzly are usually kind of interesting to watch. And The really Hot chicks that can't dance or move for anything. I usually kick back and take it in as one big human show. I mean, really after about 10 min of looking at a woman's boobs how interesting are they if you can't play with them? It becomes like walking through an art museum.
Unless they flick their teeshirt, hit you in the eye, then feel sorry for you so she takes you out back for a blowjob.
 
I must be the odd duck in that I never really have had any desire to go to one. Never been to one, I wonder what they are like in Australia:devil::devil:

Mmmm. Never been to one, but I'm sure we could figure something out. ;) Always wanted a pole.......
 
Hello y'all...in a fit of insanity I decided to get gel nails...she put on tips that are way to damn long for my lifestyle lol and now I feel like my hands don't work lmao! On the bright side my daughters have judged them very beautiful so I guess I shall have to tough it out for a few weeks!

Hope everyone is having a good summer...I would type more but apparently typing on a touch screen with long nails is one of the seven gates of hell....and oh good now I get to see if I can change a diaper with these monstrosities gah!!!

Bella

Long nails are really not for the active woman, are they?! :D Hope they last the distance.

Summer??????????????????? It's winter Down Under, and with the snow fields less than 2 hrs away from here, I'm longing for summer. I really hope the next one arrives, someone seems to have stolen the last one.... :eek:
 
Doh, Sometimes that is half the fun!! The over thirty stripper with tits to her knees and stretchmarks like she's been clawed by a grizzly are usually kind of interesting to watch. And The really Hot chicks that can't dance or move for anything. I usually kick back and take it in as one big human show. I mean, really after about 10 min of looking at a woman's boobs how interesting are they if you can't play with them? It becomes like walking through an art museum.
Unless they flick their teeshirt, hit you in the eye, then feel sorry for you so she takes you out back for a blowjob.

Any in Germany, Ox?
 
Long nails are really not for the active woman, are they?! :D Hope they last the distance.

Summer??????????????????? It's winter Down Under, and with the snow fields less than 2 hrs away from here, I'm longing for summer. I really hope the next one arrives, someone seems to have stolen the last one.... :eek:

Hehehe....on the bright side depending on where you are in Oz your winter weather is probably similar temps to our summer :p It is currently 16 C and will top out at 29 C today hahaha. Tuesday's high will be 23....

And for you Farenheit folks 61, 84 and 73 (and I had to get my app to do the conversion LOL...I don't think in F except for cooking...yes Canadians are weird that way...we use both).

So long all you want for a Canadian summer (okay I am in Northern Ontario so other Canadians MMV.....
 
Hehehe....on the bright side depending on where you are in Oz your winter weather is probably similar temps to our summer :p It is currently 16 C and will top out at 29 C today hahaha. Tuesday's high will be 23....

And for you Farenheit folks 61, 84 and 73 (and I had to get my app to do the conversion LOL...I don't think in F except for cooking...yes Canadians are weird that way...we use both).

So long all you want for a Canadian summer (okay I am in Northern Ontario so other Canadians MMV.....

Alas, I am a southerner at some altitude. So cold. Frost, rare snow. Minus 6.2 in town Fri, -8.9 just south. Days have been stunning for last 3 sunny, clear 12c, but clouds just rolled in. Just in time for my day off! :cool:

Your temps have given me something to dream of. :)

BTW, was thinking those new nails of yours could inspire an interesting audio......
 
Hello y'all...in a fit of insanity I decided to get gel nails...she put on tips that are way to damn long for my lifestyle lol and now I feel like my hands don't work lmao! On the bright side my daughters have judged them very beautiful so I guess I shall have to tough it out for a few weeks!

Hope everyone is having a good summer...I would type more but apparently typing on a touch screen with long nails is one of the seven gates of hell....and oh good now I get to see if I can change a diaper with these monstrosities gah!!!

Bella
That sounds very difficult/ That'w why I just have short nails. My work would wreck tips in a day.
 
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