OX2
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Oh, is that all!
DB, things may start out that way, but I'm SURE I can get you to work....
It ain't work if yer having fun!!
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It ain't work if yer having fun!!
Triskele
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I think with a few ropes and a pulley or two We can make something rather interesting.
I may have to scan it in. I'm thinking we may need some heavy lube too. A few beers and a couple of bottles of champagne and viola we have the industrial revolution version of the Kama Sutra.
I still think the guy that wrote that was pulling our leg.
"Let me see, if I put their asses together and he bends his dick he can just maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe touch her thigh. Pretty funny if somebody actually thought I was serious huh Edna?"
*Chortle*
My ex-mil (The Outlaw
) Told me that her hubby brought a copy of the Karma Sutra from Vietnam...and, no, I'm not sure why from there.....After a couple of rather gymnastic manouvres she told him to return the bloody thing to the Indian Rubber Man and his double-jointed Missus, or she'd show him some origami made from the pages and shoved in places that not even the author could imagine!!!!!!!!
Fiesty woman, the Outlaw! 
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I am here so let's get the party started. A Nice soak in the hot tub under the moonlight. Maybe a nice simple Rum & Coke.
suckmytitties
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I need a nice, long soak...spent the weekend being spanked, flogged, and whipped...so utterly happy!
OX2
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Good for you. Sounds like to much work to me though. All that swinging my arm and remembering what knots are for what. Then struttin around being the big boss, when all I really want is to hang out in a tub, tell jokes and relax.
I'm in charge all week, somebody else can do the bossin on the weekends.
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I need a good hottub soak after a six day work week. Naked hot tub.
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I just want to soak too. Need a sholulder rub, foot rub etc.Good for you. Sounds like to much work to me though. All that swinging my arm and remembering what knots are for what. Then struttin around being the big boss, when all I really want is to hang out in a tub, tell jokes and relax.
I'm in charge all week, somebody else can do the bossin on the weekends.
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Naked? Is there any other flavor? mmmmmmmmm just hanging out and feeling teh hot water and jets is good enough for me.
OX2
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Here is a sliping hazard near the pool. And Come On!! really??? Are you telling me that that guys cock bends like that? And what if her hand slips? She's drownding, that's what she's doing.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73ac3RQ6g1qd5ic3o1_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73ac3RQ6g1qd5ic3o1_1280.jpg
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There should be a safety sign posted somewhere. They should both have eye pro on too!!
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C'mere SMT. I'll massage you if you explain what body fluids you think I should leak on you and where.
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Is that a suggestion? It's more of an observation for me...
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Hey everyone. Knee deep in family drama of the marital kind but we are working on it. A bit worried about what next week will bring because we both took the week off work to focus on us but now we have to go back to the real world and that is some scary shit let me tell you. I no longer have messenger on my phone so if anyone is looking for me you can pm me here.
Been thinking of you Rose and hoping you are doing well. Thinking of all my oasis friends too and hoping everyone is doing well.
Bella
Been thinking of you Rose and hoping you are doing well. Thinking of all my oasis friends too and hoping everyone is doing well.
Bella
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I was gonna streak through, shake whatever thing I have that is shakeable (my gut!!) and jump onto a floaty chair then paddle in the general direction of Triskele. Then I spied Bella and an absent Rosie
Bella, I sure hope you can work it out.
Rose, we miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella, I sure hope you can work it out.
Rose, we miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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