Desert Rose's Oasis

[OX2]

Man that Drink thing really set off a line of sorry ass cliches. I withdraw mine for purely originality issues if for nothing else!!! I should have known better.

hmmmmmmm maaaaaayybe SOMEBODY Set me up. yeah that's it. I'm Bellatrixie's straight man. Ok Kid I'll feed you the lines and we'll see where things go. Any more takers on the Jack?
:caning:

 

[Bellatrixie]

Man that Drink thing really set off a line of sorry ass cliches. I withdraw mine for purely originality issues if for nothing else!!! I should have known better.

hmmmmmmm maaaaaayybe SOMEBODY Set me up. yeah that's it. I'm Bellatrixie's straight man. Ok Kid I'll feed you the lines and we'll see where things go. Any more takers on the Jack?
:caning:

Hahaha...I missed that you had said the same thing LMAO!! Oh it's going to be a fun party

 

[OX2]

Hahaha...I missed that you had said the same thing LMAO!! Oh it's going to be a fun party

It's all good. Nobody "bit" on the feeding you big thick lines. Shows that Ican still be subtle.

Yes-siree-bob this is going to be one heck of a little soiree. A little baileys and coffee to keep you hummin until midnight Bellatrixie, some beers for DB and the rest of his ilk.. and Rum for miss Tits. I am sure the delicate Desert Rose would like a very nice Chardonnay or maybe some Zinfandel. I gotta cooler full of IPAs too now that I look.

 

[dohbuoy]

So what you're saying is that I'm the one that started it all here and everyone else is following my lead? That my Oasis is such a wonderful place because I started it that way?

Ding Ding! We have a winnah!
You hit it spot on, desert_rose, you can claim the prize of your choice....

 

[Longtallhubby]

So what you're saying is that I'm the one that started it all here and everyone else is following my lead? That my Oasis is such a wonderful place because I started it that way?

AND because YOU are a beautiful person, who draws such wonderful people to YOU.

Happy New Years DR!

 

[bronco_2006]

hey sexy Rose

Hope you come back on line tonight but if you don't have a great New Year sexy lady

 

[Bellatrixie]

Drinking my two...looks more like four shots of Tequila Rose in your honor given that the last time I drank was Thanksgiving this should hit me like a tonne of bricks hehehe but what the hell. The kids will be asleep shortly and then I will be all alone anyhow

Happy New Year y'all

 

[OX2]

Drinking my two...looks more like four shots of Tequila Rose in your honor given that the last time I drank was Thanksgiving this should hit me like a tonne of bricks hehehe but what the hell. The kids will be asleep shortly and then I will be all alone anyhow

Happy New Year y'all

GROW them kids up quick!!

 

[bronco_2006]

Drinking my two...looks more like four shots of Tequila Rose in your honor given that the last time I drank was Thanksgiving this should hit me like a tonne of bricks hehehe but what the hell. The kids will be asleep shortly and then I will be all alone anyhow

Happy New Year y'all

Maybe toy time after they go to bed then,,,,I know it will be for me here soon

 

[Bellatrixie]

GROW them kids up quick!!

Maybe toy time after they go to bed then,,,,I know it will be for me here soon

Drunk women rarely come boys...it's a closely guarded secret but it is the truth (well at least with all the women in my family). Masturbating while shitfaced just makes you feel inadequate hehehe...oh and I have moved on to Bailey's an Butterscotch schnapps over ice....mmmm sweet and creamy

 

[OX2]

Okay!!!!!!!!!!! I am a lot drunker than I thought ( Thank you spell check) Wow!! tanks of war gets you suckedin. Happy new year desert Oasisii. Jack Daniels to all of you!!!!!!

 

[Bellatrixie]

Okay!!!!!!!!!!! I am a lot drunker than I thought ( Thank you spell check) Wow!! tanks of war gets you suckedin. Happy new year desert Oasisii. Jack Daniels to all of you!!!!!!

Well I am guessing that no one wants to hear the sloppy drunk girl expound apon her ultimate fantasy of a full contact mmf ménage so I am also surmising that I will not be doing that audio tonight

 

[bronco_2006]

Drunk women rarely come boys...it's a closely guarded secret but it is the truth (well at least with all the women in my family). Masturbating while shitfaced just makes you feel inadequate hehehe...oh and I have moved on to Bailey's an Butterscotch schnapps over ice....mmmm sweet and creamy

LOL well men don't either, however I have a favor to fullfill so to speak for a Lit friend so staying sober until I complete the task

 

[Bellatrixie]

LOL well men don't either, however I have a favor to fullfill so to speak for a Lit friend so staying sober until I complete the task

Now that sounds intriguing I don't feel exceptionally drunk yet but those creamy drinks are kind of like stealth planes and if I keep downing them they will all hit me at once and I will be worshipping the porcelain goddess....an indignity I have not had to face since I was in my 20s and I am not looking to relive my youth tonight Although if a 19 year old were to present himself before me....hmmmmmm.....I'll leave that thought unspoken hehehe.

 

[bronco_2006]

Now that sounds intriguing I don't feel exceptionally drunk yet but those creamy drinks are kind of like stealth planes and if I keep downing them they will all hit me at once and I will be worshipping the porcelain goddess....an indignity I have not had to face since I was in my 20s and I am not looking to relive my youth tonight Although if a 19 year old were to present himself before me....hmmmmmm.....I'll leave that thought unspoken hehehe.

I think it will be a lot of fun myself, I do enjoy it that is for sure! I can understand the youth to, and if a 19 year old female came in I would present myself as well

 

[dohbuoy]

Well I am guessing that no one wants to hear the sloppy drunk girl expound apon her ultimate fantasy of a full contact mmf ménage so I am also surmising that I will not be doing that audio tonight

Hmm I wouldn't mind hearing that myself


Damn it why didn't I insist on Friday being my last day, instead of Sunday
Sober-ish I will stay

 

[Bellatrixie]

Hmm I wouldn't mind hearing that myself

No I need all my wits about me to handle my fantasy bi-boys...but I may record something and then save it until tomorrow to see if I sound like the drunken slut that I am currently feeling like hehehe. But we shall see.

 

[bronco_2006]

No I need all my wits about me to handle my fantasy bi-boys...but I may record something and then save it until tomorrow to see if I sound like the drunken slut that I am currently feeling like hehehe. But we shall see.

Fantasy Bi boys? Hmmmmm interesting

 

[dohbuoy]

No I need all my wits about me to handle my fantasy bi-boys...but I may record something and then save it until tomorrow to see if I sound like the drunken slut that I am currently feeling like hehehe. But we shall see.

I just love listening to you talk, so it really doesn't matter what you have as the subject . I am sure that Drunken Slut would be just dandy

 

[Bellatrixie]

I just love listening to you talk, so it really doesn't matter what you have as the subject . I am sure that Drunken Slut would be just dandy

Well it would be a change from sober slut which is my daily face

 

[dohbuoy]

Well it would be a change from sober slut which is my daily face

Well if the drunk slut moans, laughs and giggles a little more, I call that a bonus

 

[OX2]

Hey I'Ve been jumped!! Some body stole my ID. WTF. I'm out of lit. BYE BYe

 

[desert_rose]

Sorry I'm a bit late to the party folks! I've got some time here hopefully until midnight.

I'm happy to see everyone's off to a good start! Pour me a margarita and get me a floaty chair! I'm stripping down and getting into the pool...

 

[desert_rose]

Hey I'Ve been jumped!! Some body stole my ID. WTF. I'm out of lit. BYE BYe

Bye OX. I'll miss you.

I hope everything works out OK.

 

[desert_rose]

I guess I was late to my own party...

I hope everyone parties safe tonight. I want to see you back here soon, OK?