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yossi said:
I was almost desperate enough to pull a Queersetti name blitz, like when pookie went astray. You must have read my mind and realized I'm far too lazy.
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Every immortal superhero has that one weakness, and vanity bombs are mine. :eek:
 
Queersetti said:
People think I wasn't posting because I had a heart attack. I didn't have a heart attack because I wasn't posting.
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That would have been far more interesting than just coming back, don't you think? You are creative enough to have run three or four threads from a fake heart attack and we could have had some laughs. ah, missed opportunity.
 
Queersetti said:
I was going to make up a new name, claim to be my cousin, and tell everybody that I was dead, in broken English and Italian malaprops. But then I realized, I was the only one who would think it was funny, and I wouldn't be be able to reply.
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I was going to make an alt named Cousin Pookie one time, but then people would claim I was a Smoot/Que alt wannabe.

Cousin Vinny would've been a cool alt for you though. *nods*
 
Queersetti said:
I was going to make up a new name, claim to be my cousin, and tell everybody that I was dead, in broken English and Italian malaprops. But then I realized, I was the only one who would think it was funny, and I wouldn't be be able to reply.
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Luk already did that.
 
If Des comes back now, will people think he's Queersetti's English alt?
 
Should Des return, and I doubt he will, he will be amused to learn that he is considered queer. While I realise that intelligence, humour, well reasoned thought, and the oxford comma are proprietary to the gay, one or two straight people have been permitted this, from time to time. Being English leaves him suspect, but as that nation has survived nearly 1200 years* some legitimate breeders must remain.





*if you do not count conquest by the romans, danes, normans, and the welsh, for gawds sake, the fucking welsh conquered them once who wouldathunk.
 
kbate said:
That would have been far more interesting than just coming back, don't you think? You are creative enough to have run three or four threads from a fake heart attack and we could have had some laughs. ah, missed opportunity.
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You are assuming I'm really me.
 
kbate said:
Should Des return, and I doubt he will, he will be amused to learn that he is considered queer. While I realise that intelligence, humour, well reasoned thought, and the oxford comma are proprietary to the gay, one or two straight people have been permitted this, from time to time. Being English leaves him suspect, but as that nation has survived nearly 1200 years* some legitimate breeders must remain.





*if you do not count conquest by the romans, danes, normans, and the welsh, for gawds sake, the fucking welsh conquered them once who wouldathunk.
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You left out the Grand Duchy of Fenwick. No, wait, that was us.
 
kbate said:
Should Des return, and I doubt he will, he will be amused to learn that he is considered queer. While I realise that intelligence, humour, well reasoned thought, and the oxford comma are proprietary to the gay, one or two straight people have been permitted this, from time to time. Being English leaves him suspect, but as that nation has survived nearly 1200 years* some legitimate breeders must remain.





*if you do not count conquest by the romans, danes, normans, and the welsh, for gawds sake, the fucking welsh conquered them once who wouldathunk.
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It has all become rather tedious. I voiced him as erudite, not gay.

. . .not there is anything amiss in the human condition if one harbours such predelictions.
 
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