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Kylan said:
I know where you're coming from on the selfish thing. Alas, it took me four years to realise there were little people in the house. :rolleyes:

Yes. They take after their Mum, you see. She's very wicked and seductive you see (her being a woman, and therefore wanton, provocative behaviour being in her nature)

Yes, my life is so tough.

;)
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It sure sounds like it... ;)

I can't find anything wrong with her nature myself... :devil:
 
Kylan said:
Hi DGO.

Now, I've been thinking about you. No, not in that way, well, yes in that way, but other ways as well.

Do you know how to bake?

Or are you a feminist who hates all men ... and ovens.
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Yes, I can bake. What is it you want?
 
kayte said:
It sure sounds like it... ;)

I can't find anything wrong with her nature myself... :devil:
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Well, of course not!!

You being every bit as much a delectable creature as herself, I'm not in the least bit shocked you take her side against us poor, gullible males.

It's just so, so wrong the way you gals make us suffer.

;)
 
done_got_old said:
Yes, I can bake. What is it you want?
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Well, I've been thinking. You know that toaster you bought?

You don't need it.

Go bake some Irish soda bread and fry it instead.

~ You can trust me on this. I owned a cafe when I was 25.
 
Kylan said:
Well, I've been thinking. You know that toaster you bought?

You don't need it.

Go bake some Irish soda bread and fry it instead.

~ You can trust me on this. I owned a cafe when I was 25.
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I heard about your cafe.........used an easy bake oven, didn't you?
 
done_got_old said:
I heard about your cafe.........used an easy bake oven, didn't you?
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Nope ... I'll have you know I was quite proud of that endeavour. All Irish 'home-cooked' food.

Alas, because of female distractions, I never paid it the attention it required. They were out to get me back then as well, evil creatures.
 
Kylan said:
Nope ... I'll have you know I was quite proud of that endeavour. All Irish 'home-cooked' food.

Alas, because of female distractions, I never paid it the attention it required. They were out to get me back then as well, evil creatures.
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Perhaps you should pursue it now since women aren't a distraction.
 
done_got_old said:
Perhaps you should pursue it now since women aren't a distraction.
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That might be a good idea ... now that I'm totally free of all *hears knock on study door* distractions it could be *eyes wander on various Avs* a good time to concentrate on ...

What were we talking about again?
 
wally2450 said:
Brownies with pecans would be good. I'll do the dishes.
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Hiya wally. Good to see you. ;)

Can you post your favourite Irish joke somewhere and link me to it? I do so like your sense of humour.

Ps ... if you link me to my profile, I may change my mind.

:D
 
Kylan said:
Hiya wally. Good to see you. ;)

Can you post your favourite Irish joke somewhere and link me to it? I do so like your sense of humour.

Ps ... if you link me to my profile, I may change my mind.

:D
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Farmer McCarthy lived for many years with only his dog for a companion. One sad day he found his dog dead from old age. He went to his parish priest and asked if services could be said for his dog. The good father said "oh no, we can't have services for a dog here, but there's a new church down the street that might be wiling."

"Father do you think $50,000 might be enough of a donation?" asked farmer McCarthy.

"Well man, why didn't you tell me your dog was a catholic!"
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wally2450 said:
Farmer McCarthy lived for many years with only his dog for a companion. One sad day he found his dog dead from old age. He went to his parish priest and asked if services could be said for his dog. The good father said "oh no, we can't have services for a dog here, but there's a new church down the street that might be wiling."

"Father do you think $50,000 might be enough of a donation?" asked farmer McCarthy.

"Well man, why didn't you tell me your dog was a catholic!"
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Oh dear. I am so offended!! There are so many people you could have annoyed by using 'Paddy'

Paddy was standing at the bar with an American pit-bull at his feet.

"Does your dog bite?" asked Mick (A close relation of Paddy whose parents had once flown over Ireland)

"No," replied Paddy.

So Mick goes to pat the dog and the fucking dog almost ripped his arm off!!

"Fuck me, Paddy, You told me your dog didn't bite!!"

"That's not my dog, Mick."
 
Kylan said:
Oh dear. I am so offended!! There are so many people you could have annoyed by using 'Paddy'

Paddy was standing at the bar with an American pit-bull at his feet.

"Does your dog bite?" asked Mick (A close relation of Paddy whose parents had once flown over Ireland)

"No," replied Paddy.

So Mick goes to pat the dog and the fucking dog almost ripped his arm off!!

"Fuck me, Paddy, You told me your dog didn't bite!!"

"That's not my dog, Mick."
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Was that supposed to be funny?
 
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