Make innocuous and silly threats

[Jada59]

I’ll start!

If you don’t stop, I’m going to peel the wax off of your cheese!

 

[Sensuous999]

Stop or I will fart in your general direction! (My age is showing)

 

[Samdesu]

Hush or I'll standby wrap your car!

 

[Jada59]

Cut it out now or I’ll butter your bread!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I'll improve on YOUR methods!

(BWAHAHAAAA TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN)

 

[Sensuous999]

Keep it up and I'll send the in-laws to your house!

 

[Jada59]

If you do that, I’ll bite your Snickers!

 

[Jada59]

I'll improve on YOUR methods!

(BWAHAHAAAA TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN)

Oooh. Good one!

 

[Ramkhadak]

I will Stop playing with you.

 

[Jada59]

I’m gonna shuffle your cards!

 

[EctoJohn]

Leave now or I shall slap you with a halibut!

 

[Jada59]

Leave now or I shall slap you with a halibut!

Would you believe I actually had that happen?

 

[EctoJohn]

Don't make me dance the polka at you!

 

[EctoJohn]

Would you believe I actually had that happen?

I cannot.

 

[richfun]

Will tickle your toes !

 

[Jada59]

Stop that this instant or I’ll wash your car.

 

[EctoJohn]

Insult me again and you shall be charged a penalty of cold mayonnaise in your lap!

 

[Jada59]

I cannot.

Edmonds beach. 6th grade field trip. His name was Lance. Probably still is.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Stop that this instant or I’ll wash your car.

I wont let you ride "that' car" ever again

 

[EctoJohn]

You have crossed the line, and that is a line too far. Step back one line further or else I shall step forward a line myself!

 

[EctoJohn]

Your dancing is far too silly.
I will take your kipper for that!

 

[Ramkhadak]

I will make you Hop,Step and Jump

 

[EctoJohn]

Your bottom is due for a paddling with limburger!

 

[EctoJohn]

I shall make you cry like a dolphin and weep like a shrubbery!

 

[EctoJohn]

(This thread is giving me Monty Python vibes and I love it. I feel like everything I type is said like John Cleese.)

You there!
Prepare to be toppled like a tower of Jenga during an earthquake!