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She had to fuck it all up.
Not at all like her mother.![]()
You don't think she is talented?
She had to fuck it all up.
No, you did that!
Now just who is it that did the fucking?![]()
I haven't fucked this week so it's not me.
Now just who is it that did the fucking?![]()
You should never let males vacuum! They destroy more vacuum cleaners than cars. I know. In 18 years I had tons of vacuum cleaners. My friends with boys were the same way. The guys will put stuff in front of it to see if it will be picked up.....matchbox cars, tissue, boxes, hammers......you name it and they'll try it!

How else do you think we figger'd out how ta git to the moon?![]()

I'm sure that was a major part of it but I'm sure there are a lot of mothers who wished they'd never gone to the moon.![]()
Since when was that a necessary part of the equation?? (I just knew I shouldn't of went drink'in with BillyBob out in the woods that night...)![]()
How lucky can I get.![]()
As LUCKY as you want..........Hello.
I just returned and there's a post that you had just made. That's lucky.
How is a SEXY LADY on LIT doing tonight?

I'll ask her when she shows up.![]()

But she is here talking to ME..............![]()
You are sadly mistaken.![]()
I think NOT.............its really what is inside a person that makes them SEXY........![]()