DGO's Unthread

[Kylan]

Anything else while I'm up?

Well, my car needs washing ...

And the grass is getting above the requisite inch ...

And have you seen the bathroom?!

And the study.

Oh, and the hedge has collapsed. Those twenty-something body-builders that have just won the lottery must have been ogling the maid again ... heaven knows what she gets up to while we're slaving away ...

And fire the maid.

 

[done_got_old]

Well, my car needs washing ...

And the grass is getting above the requisite inch ...

And have you seen the bathroom?!

And the study.

Oh, and the hedge has collapsed. Those twenty-something body-builders that have just won the lottery must have been ogling the maid again ... heaven knows what she gets up to while we're slaving away ...

And fire the maid.

Get up off your lazy ass and do it yourself!

 

[Kylan]

Get up off your lazy ass and do it yourself!

Aww, there's the DGO I've come to know and come to know.

But alas, I can't get off my lazy ass without your help. He'll only start shaking his long grey ears and get hair all over the carpet. Now, if you were to help me ....

 

[done_got_old]

Aww, there's the DGO I've come to know and come to know.

But alas, I can't get off my lazy ass without your help. He'll only start shaking his long grey ears and get hair all over the carpet. Now, if you were to help me ....

Fuck yourself!

 

[Kylan]

Fuck yourself!

Listen, if I could do that do you honestly think I'd have wasted so much money on food, clothes, gas and electricity over the years?!

 

[done_got_old]

Listen, if I could do that do you honestly think I'd have wasted so much money on food, clothes, gas and electricity over the years?!

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[Kylan]

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Now that's just uncalled for!!

I'll have you know my penis has so much scope I could wear it as a tie - but I don't, as if I got an erection there's every chance I might decapitate myself.

As much as I've enjoyed making fun of your quite feeble 'insults', I must go, DGO. I do so hope you have all the nightmares you do so truly deserve when you retire.

 

[Papa-Joe]

Good Morning {{{DGO}}}
I plugged in your Coffee Pot ~so its time to get out of the Sack & enjoy your Day

 

[done_got_old]

Good Morning {{{DGO}}}
I plugged in your Coffee Pot ~so its time to get out of the Sack & enjoy your Day

Gee, Papa-Joe, do I hafta?

 

[done_got_old]

Did you know...

... that today is the birthday of the Shopping Cart? In 1937, Sylvan Goldman, owner of the Piggly-Wiggly supermarket chain in Oklahoma City, created a shopping cart, which was inspired by a pair of folding chairs. See what you can be inspired to buy today!

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Robert Merrill - 1919
Dennis Weaver - 1924
Morgana King - 1930
Bruce Dern - 1936
Cecilia Bartoli - 1966
Angelina Jolie - 1975​

 

[sasebrats]

Did you know...

... that today is the birthday of the Shopping Cart? In 1937, Sylvan Goldman, owner of the Piggly-Wiggly supermarket chain in Oklahoma City, created a shopping cart, which was inspired by a pair of folding chairs. See what you can be inspired to buy today!

http://www.literacyrules.com/Cards/animatedgifs5.gif

Robert Merrill - 1919
Dennis Weaver - 1924
Morgana King - 1930
Bruce Dern - 1936
Cecilia Bartoli - 1966
Angelina Jolie - 1975​

So what you are telling us is today we really should go shopping?

Let me go grab my purse.

 

[done_got_old]

So what you are telling us is today we really should go shopping?

Let me go grab my purse.

YES!

I thought the shopping cart was more important than the fact that Henry Ford took his first car out for a ride in 1896!

 

[Papa-Joe]

Gee, Papa-Joe, do I hafta?

yup, no xtra Service or Brekkie in Bed til the Wknd coz its a working day for me

 

[done_got_old]

yup, no xtra Service or Brekkie in Bed til the Wknd coz its a working day for me

Work? What's that?

 

[sasebrats]

WTF??!! You get brekkie in bed? He delievers it to me and sets it on the counter and tells me to come and get it.


Now I know who the favorite is.

 

[done_got_old]

WTF??!! You get brekkie in bed? He delievers it to me and sets it on the counter and tells me to come and get it.


Now I know who the favorite is.

That's because you're a s_ _ _ _ _ and a _ i _ _ _!

 

[Papa-Joe]

WTF??!! You get brekkie in bed? He delievers it to me and sets it on the counter and tells me to come and get it.


Now I know who the favorite is.

Hey I brought you Brekkie once & you just turned on the other side & went back to sleep~

 

[done_got_old]

Hey I brought you Brekkie once & you just turned on the other side & went back to sleep~

........and she complains.

 

[sasebrats]

Hey I brought you Brekkie once & you just turned on the other side & went back to sleep~

Well ya shouldn't have kept me up all night..

 

[done_got_old]

Well ya shouldn't have kept me up all night..

You kept him up begging for that pickle on a stick.

 

[sasebrats]

You kept him up begging for that pickle on a stick.

He told you that??!! He lied he was the one begging not I!

 

[done_got_old]

He told you that??!! He lied he was the one begging not I!

I know he wasn't begging.

 

[sasebrats]

sighs


fine you're right I'm wrong.

 

[done_got_old]

sighs


fine you're right I'm wrong.

...this time.

 

[wally2450]

Gray Matter Workout

A workout for the grey matter! Answers follow all 5 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:

Answers:1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.