Dick will make you slap somebody

[Aphro]

Anyone need a scroguard?

At this point, if the entire body is to be covered in latex, I think I would say let's just not bother with sex.

 

[Cumference]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/e2f0fe7a3811159abb7d82240f918f75/tumblr_ndlcnnDNn51tpqrzzo1_500.png

^^^ cLiCk 4 EiNe KleInE NaChTmU5ik ^^^

That was impressive!

But I'm not sure if I was most impressed by the muscle control, or her keeping a straight face during the performance?

 

[Cumference]

I had to see more of that!

Here, she can't help smiling:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=57raSjHVw6w

 

[Emerson40]

Anyone need a scroguard?

At this point, if the entire body is to be covered in latex, I think I would say let's just not bother with sex.

Well, I suppose one can never be too careful.

You have herpes, an alphabet of Heps, and now Ebola.

Probably the only thing worse than catching Ebola from a random nightclub hookup, is catching Ebola from a random nightclub hookup and seeing that fake name and phone number on the quarantine list...

Best to just suit up.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f2bb8b1053528c0e12e5ae706c1eff55/tumblr_ndlk7bFszT1r1a7vxo1_500.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

And all this time I've just required a wet suit and a case of lysol. Who knew?

 

[Emerson40]

And all this time I've just required a wet suit and a case of lysol. Who knew?

Wet suit?!?!

Same sport, different game.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/9ca1651cff45a178a7acbbe06c597776/tumblr_nb1da1QDVU1s33cvuo1_500.png

 

[Emerson40]

Voyeurism... aerial vista filming... invasion of privacy... artsy-fartsy porn...?

You decide, after watching Drone Boning.

http://thescoutlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/drone-boning-scout-life1.jpg


Interview with film makers and outtakes.

 

[Saucyminx]

Wet suit?!?!

Same sport, different game.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/9ca1651cff45a178a7acbbe06c597776/tumblr_nb1da1QDVU1s33cvuo1_500.png

Accurate though--you will get wet on this ride too.

 

[Aphro]

A happy ending.

 

[Emerson40]

Grandmas Smoking Weed For the First Time

Plenty of laughs in here.


http://www.giffies.com/games/files/grandma_likey_gif.gif


^^^ Clicky the licky grannie! ^^^

 

[NightL]

Giving Testicular Exams in Public for Charity
http://youtu.be/jXvr8R9Isfk

fun - but very important

 

[Emerson40]

Zombie Ass - Toilet of the Dead

This ain't yer Walkin' Dead, no sir.



They will come

They will come

They will come




TRAILER


FULL LENGTH FEATURE (Bring a date!)

 

[Saucyminx]

This made me smile

 

[Emerson40]

Bad Day At The Office, with a Twist for the Twisted

http://37.media.tumblr.com/bc3c9ba6686634c25f6683309c64ffcd/tumblr_n4niea7nTk1r8lutfo1_500.png



^^^ Click the Teeth, Grin, and Bear It ^^^

 

[Emerson40]

Feldman's DUH!

How did I miss this hot bag of snakes last year?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/16e8bdc421843fbb2dec138ed512da84/tumblr_mm0xp9R8cK1r35b9ko1_500.gif

 

[NightL]

Drugs drugs drugs
http://www.dailyliked.net/dont-use-drugs/

 

[Emerson40]

We created a love machine. To make it live, the spectator has to work with it, guide it, receive it - give himself in the act of love. With this electronic rod, he will rub its mechanical vagina. The skill of the spectator will determine the machine's ability to reach a climax. My chauffeur is a bad lover; he didn't know how to satisfy it. But this woman - I know her techniques very well - will produce the electronic orgasm.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcoxyi8OTL1qe0eclo1_r3_500.gif

 

[Cumference]

Drugs drugs drugs
http://www.dailyliked.net/dont-use-drugs/

Those sheep were cute!


(But I am biased, I grew up in the country)

 

[Bustins]

this was very funny....what do people find these things

 

[NightL]

In Australia MANLY men play football - Australian MANLY men football players don't wear helmets. Australian MANLY men football players don't wear 80's shoulder pads or any padding at all. In Australia football is a full contact sport...
https://youtu.be/HjVPC63VaIc

 

[NightL]

In AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIANS know the difference.

Yeah I know that - but do they? Ya know, the 80's shoulder pad wearing nation and their bonnets...

 

[NightL]

To boldly go where no tv show has gone before
click below

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NUa8lN0uMYo/TboDX6A7TRI/AAAAAAAAh6E/bBjOPvgUklE/s1600/trekgasm-counselor-troi.jpeg

 

[NippleMuncher]

Yeah I know that - but do they? Ya know, the 80's shoulder pad wearing nation and their bonnets...

And denim, and . . .

 

[NightL]

And denim, and . . .

I hear you - I gather there is a craft workshop going on right now cutting down denim maternity dresses into denim 000 baby jumpsuits.

 

[Emerson40]

The Indiscreet Art Of Ass Puppetry