dipping a toe into the deep end

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[Guest]

richard certainly had it tough! no wonder the guy's wearing so much eyeliner... he's EMO!

no, really. it was good. but i need to pay better attention next week. no chatting on here allowed!

Hahaha. He's definitely emo. I knew he was old, but I didn't know how old...
Good for you for even attempting that. I had to leave lit for awhile to focus on that.

 

[chylo]

for the sake of sanitation, i'd stay away from dressing rooms infested by flies (hehehe) but i've heard tell of dressing room doors and curtains left curiously open... just enough to peek in.

Temptation perfected I'd think...

 

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[Mr. Show]

In the absence of new pics today (but soon, I promise), I wanted to celebrate our very own resident lit author, chylo, who has been so kind as to publish a story inspired by my dressing room photo shoots. I'd encourage you all to read and enjoy:

Mysterious Stranger

thank you, chylo... I am just absolutely wowwed. xoxo

Well aren't you a most fortunate gal?

And all I ever get for my dressing-room antics is arrested.

 

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[BMW75RT]

Mr Surveillance mansaid

In the absence of new pics today (but soon, I promise), I wanted to celebrate our very own resident lit author, chylo, who has been so kind as to publish a story inspired by my dressing room photo shoots. I'd encourage you all to read and enjoy:

Mysterious Stranger

thank you, chylo... I am just absolutely wowwed. xoxo

Great story, can't wait to download the survillance video from the store security!!!Dave

 

[Mr. Show]

I know, aren't I?!?! pretty wild. i wonder if I'm spending some of my fifteen minutes on this.

And would that I were the arresting officer tasked with addressing your antics, honey... would that I were.

xoxoxo

Hang on a minute - i'm just pondering the absolute perfection of you in a police uniform... good grief, those handcuffs, that tight-fitting shirt, and that g-string hidden underneath it all.

Whatever it is, officer - I'm am so guilty.

xoxoxoxoxo

 

[LukasB]

Well, I'm definately a breast man. Love the pics!

 

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[Mr. Show]

I'm quite enjoying the thought of making you put your hands against the wall, kicking your stance apart (mmhmm, you know I'd tell you to "spread 'em"), and patting you down. Of course I'd have to cuff you and take you in for questioning...

...and yes, my dear Mr. Show, I have ways of making you talk.

Something about you pretending to be a rather buxom and delicious vigilante from a Russ Meyer film has me all manner tingly. Then again, it might just be your hands on my legs and your chest pressed against my back.

As for talking, you might have to play a little bad cop with me... but then you always did like to do things the hard way. xox

 

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[BMW75RT]

Back up

yeah, I'm the crazy one. you don't know what I'll do. like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.... minus the drunkened sexism & antisemitism. hahaha

I should probably hang my hat over the closed circuit camera in this interrogation room so the sergeant doesn't get wind of my so-not-by-the-book techniques. <cue over-the-top slow motion hair toss and pop of the first button on my shirt>

Darling, don't forget about the backup camera hidden behind the one way glass - oops too late, so that was a red lacy bra under that loosened uniform blouse - Ohh my God, I didn't know you had a pair of 38's hidden under there Dave

 

[erin0001234]

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[y=mx+b]

great choice of AV!

 

[erin0001234]

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[BMW75RT]

38 special

38 specials (that's a gun, right? or is it just a band?)

don't tell the searge or I'll get stuck with desk duty til he'll freezes over.

Yes it is a band and there is a cartridge called a .38 special. But I was thinking about the size of your bountiful breasts or was it the diameter of you nipples or maybe both? I guess I will need to conduct a hands on inspection to determine the exact nomenclature. When are you ready for inspection? Dave

 

[Mr. Show]

<cue over-the-top slow motion hair toss and pop of the first button on my shirt>

For the record - let it be known that this right here, will be the very best, the most incredible, sexiest damn thought in my head for at least a week.

Seriously, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just go directly to my bedroom and try not to roll doubles.


[/transition from police-related flirting, to monopoly-related flirting complete]

 

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[Mr. Show]

ooooh, impressive transition-related feat there, Mr. Show... and congratulations; now you can cross that off of your "bucket list" #nottoresurrecthashtagsbutihatethetermbucketlist #gagorama #butilovemonopolyrelatedflirting

I'm just trying to get my hands on your Community Chest and maybe get you to land on my Park Place.

#ifyouknowwhatimean

 

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[Mr. Show]

If you take me to Marvin Gardens maybe I'll invite you to do a little Free Parking, and if by Chance you end up in Jail I'll roll on by for a (wink wink) visit.

#andiknowexactlywhatyoumean

Maybe I can ride your Short Line down Baltic Avenue, give your little thimble some attention while you put a house up on my Boardwalk.

#ijustknewthatyouwould