dipping a toe into the deep end

I'll roll the dice and you can put your finger in my thimble to move me from the Electric Company to Water Works, and then maybe you can let me play your cannon after you land on my Community Chest and get advanced to the nearest utility.

#thatsoundsnaughtybutwhoknowswhatitmeans #ido

Holy shit, that was fucking graphic. Kinda makes me want to forget about boardgames and just go have some sex.

#iforfeitontheconditionthatyoutakeyourtopoff #wearebothimmorallybankrupt
 
<blush> it was a bit graphic, now wasn't it. metaphors are the bestest.

and 1,000 points for bankrupt I never win at monopoly.

#obviouslysinceyouusepointsinsteadofdollars

1. superlawls for your hashtag
2. you know I love it when you're unexpectedly dirty.
3. I'll always let you win, no matter what games we play.
 
I'll roll the dice and you can put your finger in my thimble to move me from the Electric Company to Water Works, and then maybe you can let me play your cannon after you land on my Community Chest and get advanced to the nearest utility.

#thatsoundsnaughtybutwhoknowswhatitmeans #ido


I will never see Monopoly the same way again.
 
In the absence of new pics today (but soon, I promise), I wanted to celebrate our very own resident lit author, chylo, who has been so kind as to publish a story inspired by my dressing room photo shoots. I'd encourage you all to read and enjoy:

Mysterious Stranger

thank you, chylo... I am just absolutely wowwed. xoxo

Wow, what an glowing recommendation! Thanks for sharing the link. And Erin, the pleasure was all mine, thank's for such wonderful inspiration!
:rose:
 
i've never hidden the plain fact that i am an unrepentant ham.

and, funny thing, i don't even really like ham!

#happyeastertoo #butdontmakemeeatanyhoneybakedham #andgodhelpmeiftherearepineappleslicesonit


xoxoxooxox

I like ham - especially the unrepentant kind. Tastes so much better.

#ohnohedidnt

xox
 
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