Dirty in 30

[runningonblade]

Hot Time In The Living Room

Lindsay was sitting on the sofa and checking her boobs.

That was before Jack pulled her panties off and fucked her on that sofa before asking, "Good for you, too?"

 

[runningonblade]

Let Me Tell You About This Wonderful Dream I Had

Tricia stepped into the house and saw me naked.

That was before she unbuttoned her dress and exposed her naked body.

I would've fucked her but the alarm went off.

 

[sheablue]

She lay there, vulnerable and exposed. Her fingers traced searing paths down her body, knowing his eyes followed. He stood in the dark, strong and silent, watching. Making her wait.

 

[runningonblade]

Two Castaway Lovers On A Deserted Island

I looked at Natalie and saw that my hand was on her pussy.

I also saw her hand on top of mine.

After sharing a smile, we both fell asleep.

 

[runningonblade]

I Saw My Husband And The Maid In The Kitchen

I went downstairs to get a drink of water.

That was when I saw Paul and Stephanie fucking each other on the dishwasher!

I went back to bed totally pissed!

 

[Kichita]

Love this

 

[runningonblade]

What I Saw On A Hot Summer Day

This hot babe was laying on a wooden platform with her butt showing.

I walked over and touched her leg.

But when she turned, I screamed at my own sister!

 

[hotpoppy]

Just saw a thread on the poetry thread called "Dirty 30 in 30". Thought it meant doing a poem in 30 words in 30 mins... or something. Turns out it was not. But got me thinking...

Mmmm... Knowing the timing might be a bit hard to control how about a Dirty in 30.

Write an erotic story, poem, snippet in 30 words.

Kiwi

Every piece of clothing I am ordered to remove is a layer of my shame. Every time I touch my pussy is a step towards whoredom. I'm a naked cockwhore

 

[runningonblade]

I Woke Up Naked And Sweating Like A Pig

I was because the air conditioner broke down last night.

I went into the kitchen and saw my wife cooking breakfast.

Sweat was pouring down her totally fantastic naked body.

 

[runningonblade]

This Is What I Saw In The Classroom

Melissa was sitting on Professor Warner's lap.

And they were both naked and fucking their brains out.

That was when I went to the principal and told her about it.

 

[runningonblade]

On Tuesday, We Were Working On A New Shed

That was when I saw Erica in the backyard.

She was staring at me while she was removing her shorts.

Then, a wooden beam fell and snapped me to reality.

 

[runningonblade]

I Met This Girl Named Alicia In A Bar

After the bar closed, I invited her to my place.

When we got there, she took off her clothes, looked at me and asked, "Do you want to fuck me?"

 

[kkaytlyn]

Hands tied above my head,
Eyes blindfolded,
Anticipation makes muscles tight.
Hands on my breasts,
Hands spreading my thighs,
Soft words near my ear.
Guess how many are we?

 

[runningonblade]

This Is How Charlie Sheen Saw Bree Olson

She is a beautiful blond just like Denise.

And whenever I see her naked, she really does have the body of a goddess.

It really was just like fucking Aphrodite.

 

[runningonblade]

A Real Family Affair

"Make each deliberately slow.",
Said my dad when he lets me blow
On his dick with my mom watching
And my brother behind her shoving
His dick into her ass.

 

[runningonblade]

What The Teacher Was Doing In The Classroom

I saw her staring hungerly
With a pencil in her teeth and no tee
Covering her huge tits.

"Well, this is it.
Get naked and fuck me right now, Billy!"

 

[runningonblade]

A Sex Addict's Confession

I sat on the bed
And thought about the act of dread
That I had done last night.

"My pussy is still tight.",
Said Nikki before
Asking, "Fuck me more?"

 

[runningonblade]

Wrestling With Your Boyfriend Is Not A Good Idea

The round starts again
Only to have me feel pain
In the ass
Because he shoves his brass
Cock into it!

Now, it hurts when I shit!

OH, THE PAIN!!

 

[runningonblade]

A Hot Time In The Shower

She was soaking her tits and touching them with pleasure
So wonderful that I decided to let myself join her
For some intense hot fucking inside our very own shower.

 

[eroticwriter28]

Sleep naked so that I may draw word of love all over your skin
Your presence entices me longing to get you between above and without the sheets.
FUCK ME




LOL needed 2 words lmao

Haha. From the very poetic and atmospheric, to the big finish, shooting straight from the hip (so to speak). Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[steve44uk]

Kneeling there before him, eyes boring up into his own, her mouth engulfing his cock, she could not have articulated her submission any more explicitly than if she'd screamed it.

 

[runningonblade]

My Girl And Her Collection

When I walked in, she stopped reading a comic book
And gave me a smile and a sex hungry look
Before asking, "What dinner are you starting now to cook?"

 

[RavishingRedHead69]

Out of town tryst

And why not? She'd earned this bit of pleasure. Be it moral or illicit - she wanted it, craved it, needed it.
She pressed her room key into the gentleman's hand.

 

[runningonblade]

I Saw Her Coming Out Of The Pool

I walked over to the house and noticed that Jennifer
Was taking off a pair of jeans soaked with water.

She said, "I was only shrinking them for my sister."

 

[runningonblade]

The Best Christmas Gift I Ever Got

She was laying naked in front of the tree and
Letting out a smile as big as this great land
Before asking, "You want to open a present so grand?"