Distracting the villain:

[Brandnewbuddy]

Simple enough premise: character needs to create a distraction to keep the villain from unleashing their plan. Well there’s one way to definitely get their attention.

Idea that made me post the thread: handsome farm boy lives in a town that is now occupied by orcs. The Orc Captain is utterly smitten with him and he’s open to a relationship but her physicality makes her too imposing for things to be physically intimate. The hero is injured in his barn and the captain is dead set on taking her out, even if she has to go building to building.

So farm boy comes to her office and lets her know he’s ready to take things to the next level. Two days later, the hero is able to slip away and farmboy is being treated for a shattered pelvis

2. Mad scientist has been creating a new menace every week but he always gets defeated. This time though he has a real doozy of a plan but…oh, his wife is wearing only a robe and…oh there it goes

In actuality, wife is a plant. She is there to make sure mad scientist’s worst ideas either get leaked or unfinished while he still keeps his mind active for times the world might need him.

 

[dirk2024]

Idea that made me post the thread: handsome farm boy lives in a town that is now occupied by orcs. The Orc Captain is utterly smitten with him and he’s open to a relationship but her physicality makes her too imposing for things to be physically intimate. The hero is injured in his barn and the captain is dead set on taking her out, even if she has to go building to building.

*cough* @NuclearFairy *cough*

 

[anthrodisiac]

In actuality, wife is a plant.

Like a venus fly trap? Pitcher plant?

 

[NuclearFairy]

*cough* @NuclearFairy *cough*

Don't look at me, my orcs know how not to break their weaker partners.

 

[dirk2024]

Don't look at me, my orcs know how not to break their weaker partners.

What fun is there in that?

 

[NuclearFairy]

What fun is there in that?

The ability to repeat the experience. XD

 

[dirk2024]

The ability to repeat the experience. XD

 

[liliput1]

Note to self: No snu snu unless I get to be on top. Maybe some bondage as well.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I have a few stories based on the premise, though who distracts whom changes per story. The idea was a loose collection of hero stories where one or the other would use sex to gain the upper hand. Two examples.

In one the superman like hero comes to easily destroy the big bad machine that the mastermind of evil has build. Of course first the iconic banter before he saves the day. She however imposes another heroic task on him. She is a damsel in distress. She hasn't been fucked properly in so long. Someone who can differentiate between picking up a cardboard box, destroying a building and lifting a planet can definitely plow her hard to perfection.

Another was a honeypot where the mastermind lures the James Bond type into bed, feigning that it's his charm, to finally understand why her female heads of crime keep falling for him. Even so she has a fully armed team come in the moment he can't give her any more. An elaborate plan is devised to off him in a way she wouldn't be implicated, but the character manages to escape from the room in spectacular fashion before they can initiate the plan, and she knows she has a match in her devious schemes and ger physical life.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Like a venus fly trap? Pitcher plant?

Look, TNBA had plant poison ivy and it uh gave me some thoughts *sweats*

Then of course Absolute Poison Ivy premiered (who is also an amalgamation of plants and animals uh…uhhhhhhh

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY

…phew, gonna need to drink some water.

Anywho, dryads, Skogsra… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES…Jesus Christ. Ya dun yet?

…But yeah, guess the point is wife could be one of many plant based vaguely humanoids.

Alraune from Castlevania and Alraune from Etrian Odyssey..

GODDAMIT YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF DEHYDRATION

 

[liliput1]

Look, TNBA had plant poison ivy and it uh gave me some thoughts *sweats*

Then of course Absolute Poison Ivy premiered (who is also an amalgamation of plants and animals uh…uhhhhhhh

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY

…phew, gonna need to drink some water.

Anywho, dryads, Skogsra… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES…Jesus Christ. Ya dun yet?

…But yeah, guess the point is wife could be one of many plant based vaguely humanoids.

Alraune from Castlevania and Alraune from Etrian Odyssey..

GODDAMIT YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF DEHYDRATION

You know your BF is DTF because he shows up with his Camelback.