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[DLL]

Re: A jolly Good Morning to all !

Originally posted by ram1_2
Since it is bright and cool, and we have already had the first snow of the season, might I suggest a short reading list for you to dip into? These are suitable for gathering around a roaring log fire, (with children, if available) or just plain, lone, enjoyment during the holiday season.

'Pickwick Papers' (strangely, the descriptions of Christmas at Dingley Dell are much better than those in 'Christmas Carol')

'A Wind in the Willows'

ANYTHING by Allison Uttley!

Enjoy.......................

i love to read ..i will look into it... thanks Ram

 

[LuckyVic]

Just stopping by to say hi DLL

 

[DLL]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/timmy_gobbles.zip.gif


anyone see this one..it was so funny

 

[DLL]

Success is...

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . ! .. having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

 

[DLL]

The Four Stages of Life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

 

[babydoll2u]

The Four Stages of Life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

LOL! cute

 

[ram1_2]

The Four Stages of Life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

You have been peeking!

By the way, Santa has already filled some stockings for me....those with DLL in them!

Have a delightful evening, dear lady

 

[Peteslaw2]

Success is...

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . ! .. having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

God, it is great to be successful (so far)! Even though I look like Santa.

 

[ram1_2]

God, it is great to be successful (so far)! Even though I look like Santa.

Not so much as St Nick as St Pete, eh?

Goodness! That means I know who's manning the Pearly Gates!

 

[DLL]

Good Morning Everyone

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit
Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little
sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RED RIDING HOOD

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly
the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said,
"No, you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MICKEY MOUSE

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge
said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SNOW WHITE

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up
behind him,
knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face screaming,
"Lie to me! Lie to me!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh.. ...by the way, did you know Captain Hook died from jock itch.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Good Morning Everyone

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RED RIDING HOOD

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly
the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said,
"No, you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OK, twist my arm..........

Morning brat...

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by MT_Pitcher
OK, twist my arm..........

Morning brat...

Morning MT...wheres a brat?????

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Morning MT...wheres a brat?????

LOL
I think her name's on the thread....

 

[wanderer2704]

Hi DLL

Just checking in to say hello, see you later in the week probably.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by wanderer2704
Hi DLL

Just checking in to say hello, see you later in the week probably.

hugggggsssssssss W wow so happy to see you back!!! I will be away later in the week but kissesssssss and so good to see you..we need to ctach up and tell me all about NZ..BTW where are my kiwis???

 

[teasing_tim]

Why can't Lit have a Pinocchio smiley ?

DLL

 

[Joey3308]

Hi DLL....this is interesting...look at the pic first and try to decide what you think they mean....then look lower for the real meaning

 

[teasing_tim]

Hi DLL....this is interesting...look at the pic first and try to decide what you think they mean....then look lower for the real meaning

Lmao, I figured it out at once

 

[MindFire]

Tim you got it in one??
is that why they call you teasing tim
LMAO

 

[teasing_tim]

Tim you got it in one??
is that why they call you teasing tim
LMAO

Who knows ?

I don't .. lol

 

[wanderer2704]

hugggggsssssssss W wow so happy to see you back!!! I will be away later in the week but kissesssssss and so good to see you..we need to ctach up and tell me all about NZ..BTW where are my kiwis???

Had a great time both business and pleasure.

Here's your kiwi

http://www.kiwihouse.org.nz/nw-kiwi.jpg

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by wanderer2704
Had a great time both business and pleasure.

Here's your kiwi

http://www.kiwihouse.org.nz/nw-kiwi.jpg

hmmmmmmm..interesting beak he has

 

[ram1_2]

hmmmmmmm..interesting beak he has

Ah! An avian fetish, eh? Have to report this to the Audubon Society, DDL!

Good morning, sweet bird!

 

[sensualpilgrim]

hmmmmmmm..interesting beak he has

Don't even go there, DDL!

 

[DLL]

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone from the Big Apple!!!!http://www.excessbloggage.com/kitty/archives/MacysParade.jpg