DLL's anything goes thread

[MindFire]

this is unfair to women... and as Me im picketting
we want admission. women want admission
we want to teach
we want everything you guys have cept a dick

this is an unfair training class. we demand entrance.

we want all the things you have NOW, and we want more tommorrow,
and damn well we want it the day after, and stand by because
the demands will change.
Bloody Hell a mens school

 

[Quoll]

As requested.

this is unfair to women... and as Me im picketting
we want admission. women want admission
we want to teach
we want everything you guys have cept a dick

this is an unfair training class. we demand entrance.

we want all the things you have NOW, and we want more tommorrow,
and damn well we want it the day after, and stand by because
the demands will change.
Bloody Hell a mens school

UPCOMING COURSES FOR WOMEN

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

 

[Jedi_Princess]

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY!!!

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and
get a discount on registration.


1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS:
Step by step with slide presentation.


2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS?:
Roundtable discussion.


3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.


4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among panel of experts.


5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Help line and support groups.


6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE:
Open forum.


7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH:
PowerPoint presentation.


8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST:
Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.


9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.


10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
WIFE:
Online class and role playing.


11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION: Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.


12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE:
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.


13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME:
Individual counselors available.

Ahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniet thing I've read in a long time

 

[teasing_tim]

Hi everybody

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up .

I hope she doesn't do that during phone sex

 

[mark197205]

Good afternoon DLL, just thought I would pay a little visit to your li'l ole thread and say hi, oh and I thought I would say this for you too.....

AINTAINTAINTAINTAINTAINTAINTAINT!!

 

[romanticdrifter]

Is everyone enjoying this weather as much as I am? Stopping in while catching my breath before heading out again.

What a weekend!

 

[Fagin]

Hello Everybody. Howdy Hi's.

 

[babydoll2u]

well DLL I don't know about you, but this was a disappointing race for me!
ONLY good thing to come of it was.... JEFF GORDON did NOT win

 

[DLL]

Good afternoon DLL, just thought I would pay a little visit to your li'l ole thread and say hi, oh and I thought I would say this for you too.....

AINTAINTAINTAINTAINTAINTAINTAINT!!

laughing

ok here we go..i will say jolly good

 

[DLL]

well DLL I don't know about you, but this was a disappointing race for me!
ONLY good thing to come of it was.... JEFF GORDON did NOT win

but Peggy did he beat my guy???? thats the question???

 

[DLL]

Hello Everybody. Howdy Hi's.

kissesssssssssss Fagin how goes the night???

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Good evening DLL

Hope your weekend went well.

 

[DLL]

Is everyone enjoying this weather as much as I am? Stopping in while catching my breath before heading out again.

What a weekend!

difts I froze my ass off this afternoon ..it was very very cool

 

[DLL]

Good evening DLL

Hope your weekend went well.

hi styder

it was a good weekend how was yours???

 

[Stryderthorongil]

hi styder

it was a good weekend how was yours???

Weekend was fine, mostly played lumberjack. Dreading the work week, which comes too fast.

 

[mark197205]

laughing

ok here we go..i will say jolly good

*blows raspberries on DLL's ass*
I warned you I would

Glad you enjoyed ms DLLlicious
Catch you later y'all

Oh btw I am ready for my next Italian lesson over on my thread

 

[DLL]

*blows raspberries on DLL's ass*
I warned you I would

Glad you enjoyed ms DLLlicious
Catch you later y'all

Oh btw I am ready for my next Italian lesson over on my thread

ooooo heading over......(will you leave me an apple)

 

[mark197205]

ooooo heading over......(will you leave me an apple)

Apples, banana's or Cherries. the choice is up to yous

 

[DLL]

Apples, banana's or Cherries. the choice is up to yous

mmmmm hard chioce may i have a little of each

 

[mark197205]

mmmmm hard chioce may i have a little of each

Of course you can, you can have what ever you want

 

[babydoll2u]

good morning DLL and friends!

 

[DLL]

good morning DLL and friends!

good afternoon BD and crew!!!!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Good afternoon DLL

 

[teasing_tim]

Hi everybody

Can I tempt you with an orange DLL ?

 

[Fagin]

Hello DLL and all.