DLL's anything goes thread

dcraz said:
I think I can hold my own if you are up to it.

After all, I have roaming hands, a willing mouth and eager tongue :p and well ummm something else that pops up on occasion!

too bad i have pop up blocker on my computer... :D



hmmmm dc looks like we are alone...want to watch miracle with me??? :kiss:
 
DLL said:
too bad i have pop up blocker on my computer... :D



hmmmm dc looks like we are alone...want to watch miracle with me??? :kiss:


Hmm would rather play miracle with you darling...
 
dcraz said:
Hmm would rather play miracle with you darling...


ok i bet a game that involves high sticking and boarding would be fun with you dc :kiss:
 
DLL said:
ok i bet a game that involves high sticking and boarding would be fun with you dc :kiss:


Well you got my stick up high now... :rolleyes:

Is that boarding or bedding that you would like done to you???
 
DLL said:
ok i bet a game that involves high sticking and boarding would be fun with you dc :kiss:


{{{{{DLL}}}}} :kiss: :rose: Just thought I'd pop in to say Hi as you seem to be too busy to cyber fly over the pond to see us sweetie, we miss you!

Did ya notice I got a moving pic of you walking away from me hun ( Story of my life really :( )
 
A wealthy man, well up in years, who thinks he can take at least some of his hard-earned fortune with him when he dies. He gives $100,000 each to his doctor, priest and lawyer, and tells each of them to put the money in his casket at his funeral. They all agree. Not long after, the man dies, and the doctor, priest and lawyer all visit the casket at the funeral home. After the funeral, the three men are talking and the doctor confesses that he's kept $25,000 of the man's money for himself. The priest admits he did, too. Then the lawyer exclaims, "You cheaters. I thought you put all of it in there, so I took out the cash and left him a check for $300,000."
 
dcraz said:
Well you got my stick up high now... :rolleyes:

Is that boarding or bedding that you would like done to you???

Hold on now; if you're sticking her, does that mean I get to stick YOU??? :D *hee hee!*

Damn! Now where did I put my vibrating swizzle sticks? :catgrin: :p
 
Stryderthorongil said:
A wealthy man, well up in years, who thinks he can take at least some of his hard-earned fortune with him when he dies. He gives $100,000 each to his doctor, priest and lawyer, and tells each of them to put the money in his casket at his funeral. They all agree. Not long after, the man dies, and the doctor, priest and lawyer all visit the casket at the funeral home. After the funeral, the three men are talking and the doctor confesses that he's kept $25,000 of the man's money for himself. The priest admits he did, too. Then the lawyer exclaims, "You cheaters. I thought you put all of it in there, so I took out the cash and left him a check for $300,000."


LOL!! :D :D
 
DLL said:
don't encourage him :D
lol


NO!! :eek: Don't encourage HIM!

ME?? now that's another story altogether ain't it!!


Sorry to see you have a tan but, not been tanned dearest DLL, I can take care of that for ya though, just have to ask!! :D :D :kiss:
 
big salami said:
NO!! :eek: Don't encourage HIM!

ME?? now that's another story altogether ain't it!!


Sorry to see you have a tan but, not been tanned dearest DLL, I can take care of that for ya though, just have to ask!! :D :D :kiss:


ohhhhh really and how would you take care of it??? I am listening :kiss:
 
big salami said:
NO!! :eek: Don't encourage HIM!

ME?? now that's another story altogether ain't it!!


Sorry to see you have a tan but, not been tanned dearest DLL, I can take care of that for ya though, just have to ask!! :D :D :kiss:

*Pushing my friend Sal out of the way....* I'm closer! LOL! :catroar:

Come sit on my lap and tell me all about your vacation DLL.....<chuckles wickedly>
 
DLL said:
ohhhhh really and how would you take care of it??? I am listening :kiss:


Come near me Darlin' and you're gonna be over my knee and that's set in stone.

Would love to paddle ya but, I think my hand on your skin would give ME more pleasure!!
 
69forever said:
*Pushing my friend Sal out of the way....* I'm closer! LOL! :catroar:

Come sit on my lap and tell me all about your vacation DLL.....<chuckles wickedly>


HIYA 69, ltns.

Sorry pal but, I'm just too big for you to push anywhere buddy!!

Get to the back of the queue!! (or in your case, line!! LOL )
 
big salami said:
HIYA 69, ltns.

Sorry pal but, I'm just too big for you to push anywhere buddy!!

Get to the back of the queue!! (or in your case, line!! LOL )

Hi Sal....it has been awhile.

Heh, I'll let DLL decide my place in line. :devil: :p LOL!!! After all, she knows I'll receive the paddling as well as give one out. ~wicked grin~ :D
 
69forever said:
Hi Sal....it has been awhile.

Heh, I'll let DLL decide my place in line. :devil: :p LOL!!! After all, she knows I'll receive the paddling as well as give one out. ~wicked grin~ :D


Can't argue with that 69, I'm a "giver" NOT a "taker" :p :p

Gotta run for now, speak to you soon.
 
dcraz said:
What she said

:kiss: for the ladies, a :rose: for the host and high fives for the guys...

you know i was going to post but that av is distracting i forgot what i was going to say.... :D
 
DLL said:
you know i was going to post but that av is distracting i forgot what i was going to say.... :D

Perhaps I might be able to distract you a little more???? :kiss:
 
DLL said:
you know i was going to post but that av is distracting i forgot what i was going to say.... :D
You should talk about distracting AV's! Damn
 
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