DLL's anything goes thread

[DLL]

she hasnt moved she is still in her house..
but they dont know where she is either..

the newspapers are piling up
the grass is getting a bit shabby no reason for the gardner to show
the pool is full of stuff leaves, candy wrappers, pepsi cans and beer cans...

the house is in shambles. except the kitchen it looks the same as when
shes home pristine..

come on DLL come out come out wherever you are...

helloooooooooooooo everyone...

my new boss is such a tyrant..I am over my head in briefs...his mostly
just kidding how the heck is everyone?????

 

[mark197205]

helloooooooooooooo everyone...

my new boss is such a tyrant..I am over my head in briefs...his mostly
just kidding how the heck is everyone?????

DLL!!!!!!!! :kiss

Thank god your back, Iwas starting to get worried you had forgotten about leaving me chained up in your closet, no food for several days, lucky you left me some water though.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Tying up the bloodhounds. You guys didn't help much. Need your noses looked at.

Nice to see you back DLL

 

[MindFire]

what this you say about your bosses Briefs?

DLL is there no place you go that sex isnt involved?

we missed you. we were nashing our teeth and
wondering. if you would return... we all live vicariously
thru you.. you never go grocy shopping, or do the laundry.
we all want to live like you..

welcome back
hugs

 

[DLL]

DLL!!!!!!!! :kiss

Thank god your back, Iwas starting to get worried you had forgotten about leaving me chained up in your closet, no food for several days, lucky you left me some water though.

mmmmmmmmmmmm mark loving that av....might i see the flip side though

 

[DLL]

what this you say about your bosses Briefs?

DLL is there no place you go that sex isnt involved?

we missed you. we were nashing our teeth and
wondering. if you would return... we all live vicariously
thru you.. you never go grocy shopping, or do the laundry.
we all want to live like you..

welcome back
hugs

hugggs back mindy..looked like i miss one hellofa boat trip
next time i am there...
hugggs all

 

[DLL]

Tying up the bloodhounds. You guys didn't help much. Need your noses looked at.

Nice to see you back DLL

you too stryder
now get these drooling hounds out of here..we have enough things that drool in here

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I'm sure this has been mentioned to you thousands of times, DLL, but I have been wanting to comment on your walking lady GIF in your sig. Did you make it? At one time I was into using the Poser application, and I recognize the chain mail bikini she has on.

 

[MindFire]

dont tell Dll or there will be chain linked women all over the net...

 

[mark197205]

mmmmmmmmmmmm mark loving that av....might i see the flip side though

Well you never know what you might get to see one of these days........

 

[Stryderthorongil]

you too stryder
now get these drooling hounds out of here..we have enough things that drool in here

Ok, ok, I am off with the hounds. Don't go missing again and I won't have to bring them out anymore As for drooling, my pups never drool. Can't say the same for others here, but I will watch where I sit from now on.

 

[mark197205]

Ok, ok, I am off with the hounds. Don't go missing again and I won't have to bring them out anymore As for drooling, my pups never drool. Can't say the same for others here, but I will watch where I sit from now on.

I'm not a drooler either, except when, no not going there......

 

[DLL]

I'm sure this has been mentioned to you thousands of times, DLL, but I have been wanting to comment on your walking lady GIF in your sig. Did you make it? At one time I was into using the Poser application, and I recognize the chain mail bikini she has on.

hi typo i received this viking chick from a friend that thought it was fitting to my personality...i have no idea where it came from but i love it
welcome to anything goes

 

[mark197205]

*Hops on the ferris wheel behind DLL to get an eyeful of her cute butt.....*

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Good morning, no, I guess afternoon, Mark. You a caraousel fan also?

 

[mark197205]

Good morning, no, I guess afternoon, Mark. You a caraousel fan also?

I am, especially if there is a fine looking female on the horse in front.

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

I figured this would be as good a thread as any to mention how badly being stationed in Korea sucks.

 

[dcraz]

DLL I love the carousel horse. Reminds me of a very special day I had once. Haven’t been able to look at carousels the same way since…

 

[DLL]

DLL I love the carousel horse. Reminds me of a very special day I had once. Haven’t been able to look at carousels the same way since…

I love it too dc...i have always had a love for carousels..for many reasons the first is they always remind me when i was a little girl and my dad would take me to ride them and as i grew up the love i feel around them continues...i have a few special ones in home as well...and one that i will always smile and think of wonderful times when i look at it...that one is my favorite one I am glad to see everyone loves them as well..they are magical and bring happiness and for a moment make one forget their age

 

[DLL]

I received this this morning in my e mail from a friend and thought it was funny so I am posting it here....

subject: women
White Women: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

Irish Women: First date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex

Italian Women: First date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second date: You meet her parents and her mom cooks spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 4 carat ring 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex. 6th anniversary: You find a girlfriend.

Jewish Women: First date: You get dynamite head. Second date: You get more dynamite head. Third Date: You tell her you will marry her and never get head again.

Chinese Women: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to a third date and you've realized nothing is going to happen.

Indian Women: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the wedding date
Third date: Wedding night

Black Women: First date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth date: She's pregnant by someone else.

Mexican Women: First date: You buy her an expensive dinner,get drunk on tequila and have sex in the back of a car.Second date: She's pregnant Third date: She moves in.One week later: her mother ,her father,his girlfriend her two sisters,her brother all the kids, her grandma,her father's girlfriends mother,her two cousins,her sisters boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that use to be nice but now looks like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the rio grande with chickens and goats in your front yard

Don't you just love Irish Women

 

[mark197205]

I received this this morning in my e mail from a friend and thought it was funny so I am posting it here....

subject: women
White Women: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

Irish Women: First date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex

Italian Women: First date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second date: You meet her parents and her mom cooks spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 4 carat ring 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex. 6th anniversary: You find a girlfriend.

Jewish Women: First date: You get dynamite head. Second date: You get more dynamite head. Third Date: You tell her you will marry her and never get head again.

Chinese Women: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to a third date and you've realized nothing is going to happen.

Indian Women: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the wedding date
Third date: Wedding night

Black Women: First date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth date: She's pregnant by someone else.

Mexican Women: First date: You buy her an expensive dinner,get drunk on tequila and have sex in the back of a car.Second date: She's pregnant Third date: She moves in.One week later: her mother ,her father,his girlfriend her two sisters,her brother all the kids, her grandma,her father's girlfriends mother,her two cousins,her sisters boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that use to be nice but now looks like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the rio grande with chickens and goats in your front yard

Don't you just love Irish Women

You dont happen to be part Irish do you DLL??

 

[DLL]

You dont happen to be part Irish do you DLL??

laughing...i am 100% italian
we didnt fare too well in this analysis

 

[mark197205]

laughing...i am 100% italian
we didnt fare too well in this analysis

Just proves there are exceptions to the rules.

Oh and btw, I am part irish, you wanna guess which part?........

 

[DLL]

Just proves there are exceptions to the rules.

Oh and btw, I am part irish, you wanna guess which part?........

people sometimes think i am irish..or jewish i never get italian for some reason...maybe cause i have fair skin i dont know...

hmmmmm what part is irish Mark???

 

[mark197205]

people sometimes think i am irish..or jewish i never get italian for some reason...maybe cause i have fair skin i dont know...

hmmmmm what part is irish Mark???

Could be because you dont really have an Italian accent at all, although I am still waiting to hear you say some Italian to me......

As for which part is Irish, wouldnt you like to find out for yourself? no ok, I guess it would have to be my sense of humour, I do find some very strange things funny from time to time.....