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DLL's anything goes thread
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STARE AT THE IMAGE...YOUR GETTING SLEEPY....YOUR EYES ARE GETTING HEAVY....YOUR FEELING VERY WARM.....YOUR TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES.....NOW YOUR FEELING VERY HORNY lol 
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MindFire said:
I'll never complain about traffic goin to work again lol http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/BigSmile2.gif
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Dirty Mind Quiz
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to
swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man
always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes
lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men
and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come,
it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to
get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big
swinger. What am I?
10. This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 6 inches long - the
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, it is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump
of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it
is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn
out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied
by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely
recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated
movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky
white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of
the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is
done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is
returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of
action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day,
but often much less. What is it?
ANSWERS BELOW...../
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Dirty Mind Quiz Answers
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut butter
4. A chewing gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A crane
10. A toothbrush
SCORING:
0 - 1 YIKES!! (You spend to much time at "Priceless")
2 - 4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5 - 7 Good job.
8 -10 Are you asexual?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to
swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man
always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes
lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men
and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come,
it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to
get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big
swinger. What am I?
10. This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 6 inches long - the
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, it is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump
of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it
is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn
out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied
by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely
recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated
movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky
white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of
the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is
done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is
returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of
action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day,
but often much less. What is it?
ANSWERS BELOW...../
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Dirty Mind Quiz Answers
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut butter
4. A chewing gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A crane
10. A toothbrush
SCORING:
0 - 1 YIKES!! (You spend to much time at "Priceless")
2 - 4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5 - 7 Good job.
8 -10 Are you asexual?
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Don't know, I just found it. I forget what I was looking for in the first place.MindFire said:
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Dll
Hi!
I'm curious about your tag line. Care to share?
Hi!
I'm curious about your tag line. Care to share?
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Dll, or me?Diamond_Girl said:Hi!
I'm curious about your tag line. Care to share?
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lightning1 said:Dll, or me?
DLL
Sorry for the confusion
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Where is DLL when you want her ? 
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MindFire said:DLL is away for awhile, remember she started a weight loss program
and she is too weak to type..I heard she looks like one of the Olsen twins... go
DLL ... you can do it...
LOL, the way I'd heard it was that she looked like Paris Hilton....
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MindFire said:
Hehehehe...
