Missingmeds
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Good morning people.
What a day, can I have a repeat of it please?
What a day, can I have a repeat of it please?
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Missingmeds
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I am always up for repeating yesterday...lol
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Good morning y'all!
hope you have a wonderful day
I'm just now on my way to bed... be back in a little while!
hope you have a wonderful day
I'm just now on my way to bed... be back in a little while!
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One that I "borrowed" while lurking elsewhere.
Nine Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
Nine Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
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I was just lurking around and found that one. I liked it. You need a cup of tea while I am getting my coffee?
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Well now let me see. About yesterday...
*hands you your tea*
It had something to do with a couple of pictures that I got via email.
*hands you your tea*
It had something to do with a couple of pictures that I got via email.
Pengy said:Takes a sup of tea
Morning mate...not that secret, i'm sure they'd let you join.
Really??? I'm not a Mason matey !!
I see Mutu got sacked by Chelsea today - the only club who can throw away 15 million quids worth of merchandise !! Never know - he might be on his way to Wolves !!
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slowndeep said:Really??? I'm not a Mason matey !!
I see Mutu got sacked by Chelsea today - the only club who can throw away 15 million quids worth of merchandise !! Never know - he might be on his way to Wolves !!
Not enough drugs around here for him....although if your gonna get caught sniffing coke....off the body of a naked woman is probably not the worst place to do it.
Pengy said:Not enough drugs around here for him....although if your gonna get caught sniffing coke....off the body of a naked woman is probably not the worst place to do it.
LOL !! He certainly has more class than the average fella witha rolled up 20 quid note !!
As for not enough drugs at Wolves......I gotta say the last time I watched 'em play they ALL lokked drugged to me !!!
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slowndeep said:LOL !! He certainly has more class than the average fella witha rolled up 20 quid note !!
As for not enough drugs at Wolves......I gotta say the last time I watched 'em play they ALL lokked drugged to me !!!
Steady on!, We've won two games on the bounce.Keep on taking the piss, and i'll tell that madding crowd where you are.
Pengy said:
Keep on taking the piss, and i'll tell that madding crowd where you are.
Taking the piss?? Would a quiet Northern Lad do that?? But I DO have to say I'm old enough to remember when you actually won the 1st division title!!! ......and NO , it wasn't a Steven Spielburg movie !!!
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slowndeep said:Taking the piss?? Would a quiet Northern Lad do that?? But I DO have to say I'm old enough to remember when you actually won the 1st division title!!! ......and NO , it wasn't a Steven Spielburg movie !!!
HE'S OVER HERE, THIS WAY!
Where's MM gone, and al the other lovely ladies?
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slowndeep said:Dunno matey!! Could just be the lull before the storm
I hope there isn't a flood of wanton lassies though - Penguins are monogomous - perfectly faithful and only bonk once a YEAR!!!!
Not this one.....flood away lassies, flood away.
Pengy said:Not this one.....flood away lassies, flood away.
Blimey!!! So David Attenborough was wrong huh!! I'm nipping down to our resident colony this weekend and see if there's any funny goings on !!
I thought the clergy took on the ole black and white suits because of the upstanding behavious of penguins !!
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slowndeep said:Blimey!!! So David Attenborough was wrong huh!! I'm nipping down to our resident colony this weekend and see if there's any funny goings on !!
I thought the clergy took on the ole black and white suits because of the upstanding behavious of penguins !!
upstanding is about right!
Gotta go for a bit, back later peeps.
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I am right here, just sitting back and reading as you two post.
