DLL's anything goes thread

[dcraz]

A votre service, ma belle petite!

Here I am, sweetiekins, just gwh and me having some bi-lingual fun (did I just use 'bi-' in a sentence, then????! )

Blessings and many thanks to you, dear lady!

So nice to see the thread getting back to uh... Normal???

 

[ram1_2]

So nice to see the thread getting back to uh... Normal???

'Lo dc! Welcome to what passes for reality!

Ready for the delights of Crawley? And let us not forget the wonderful, phonetically amazing town next door - Horley !! (true, folks, true, especially on Friday nights )

 

[dcraz]

'Lo dc! Welcome to what passes for reality!

Ready for the delights of Crawley? And let us not forget the wonderful, phonetically amazing town next door - Horley !! (true folks, true, especially on Friday nights )

Ram, after this week, I am not only ready...

I am willing and will certainly be able!!!!

 

[ram1_2]

Ram, after this week, I am not only ready...

I am willing and will certainly be able!!!!

ONE of these days, our visits over there will co-incide, and then they had better look out!

 

[dcraz]

ONE of these days, our visits over there will co-incide, and then they had better look out!

Let me know if there is anything I can bring back for you.

And if necessary, I will make sure she has a sister AND a passport!

 

[ram1_2]

Let me know if there is anything I can bring back for you.

And if necessary, I will make sure she has a sister AND a passport!

Dear bean, there is nothing that my brother can't stuff into a suitcase, but thanks for the offer, anyway! Btw, I've managed to retain my EU passport........................

(thinks, sisters are a pretty good idea, though......!)

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by dcraz
So nice to see the thread getting back to uh... Normal???

LOL...were we once normal???
but ram just gave me a new nickname for you...bean..I love it...

 

[ram1_2]

LOL...were we once normal???
but ram just gave me a new nickname for you...bean..I love it...

Comes from too much time with the RAF, and listening to the 'older types', don't yer know?

Must dash...pip pip! (back later!)

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by ram1_2
Comes from too much time with the RAF, and listening to the 'older types', don't yer know?

Must dash...pip pip! (back later!)

laughing god I love the way you brits talk....
in ny its yo bitch gotta fly catch ya on the flip side yo

 

[ram1_2]

laughing god I love the way you brits talk....
in ny its yo bitch gotta fly catch ya on the flip side yo

And WE love the way you fill our T-shirts!

By the way, you have got the flag the right way up; flying it inverted is a sign of distress!

 

[MindFire]

im sorry to have to disagree with you men
But this thread was NEVER NORMAL

 

[ram1_2]

im sorry to have to disagree with you men
But this thread was NEVER NORMAL

Dearest MF.....just because the standard unit of currency on this thread is the $3.79 note (except on alternate Thursdays, when it is the Euro), there is no need to become worried..........

 

[sensualpilgrim]

http://www.geographicguide.com/antarctica/seal.jpg


damn I thought that was him!!!!! will keep looking

Seems like you want a pair of balls to nose around.

 

[sensualpilgrim]

ok ok i dont speak french...wheres the french guy when you need him??????

I don't speak Freach, but I do know ASL. Will that help???

 

[MindFire]

Oh thursday is the euro!! thats good to know..
because i have been using sterling.. and you know the rate of exchange on that...

incidentallly leave that poor baby seal alone.. shes just
sunning herself..

 

[DLL]

Morning Mind!!!!

I see the penguin is missing again....

Did anyone watch that show the great race ....I love that old couple I hope they win..too babd the brooklyn boys lost last night

 

[higherlevel4u]

So does absolutely ANYTHING go on here, DLL?

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by higherlevel4u
So does absolutely ANYTHING go on here, DLL?

OMG ...so nice to see you post here Higher...yes this is an anything goes thread.....

 

[teasing_tim]

Hi all.

Anything DLL !!?

 

[DLL]

Pennant Fever
A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.

While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!

With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".

The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.

The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.

The Red Sox fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate- given his allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"

"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Red Sox fan replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".

"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..

To which the Red Sox fan replied... "Tie the Yankee fan to my back."


for all the sox fans i have here

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by teasing_tim
Hi all.

Anything DLL !!?

hi tim how are you.....

 

[Joey3308]

Go ahead...say I'm weird....but this is the coolest pic of lightning I ever saw

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by sensualpilgrim
I don't speak Freach, but I do know ASL. Will that help???

hi SP make yourself at home here..the only thing i know in ASL is I love you and a couple of dirty things..lol

 

[teasing_tim]

hi tim how are you.....

I'm doing great, you ?


Thats a great pic Joey !!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Joey3308
Go ahead...say I'm weird....but this is the coolest pic of lightning I ever saw

that is really cool...i cant stop trying to make the bar tender strip still Joey....LOL