Do You Like, Lust or Love the Person Above You?

Yeah. All of that.
WOW! I'm surprised nobody has jumped on this one. 🤔
Waiting for me, apparently.:D

All!
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Such like..
Totally love her

@Mr_bogey seeing as you love and lust both @Rainshine and I, could you help us with a little problem?

We have both become a little dusty down below due to lack of action. We are practically virginal again and thought we might be able to market this somehow. We have an ad:

Model 1 - Authentic Aussie Bush. Why not bring your scythe and whack your way through the heavy terrain of this beautiful bush. A total magical mystery tour with wonderful treasures to seek (any treasures found are yours to keep but if you do find that family that went missing in 2018, please direct them to the nearest exit). Clear the path to the light at the gateway of this unique Australian feature.

Model 2 - Quaint English Garden. Put on your Sunday best and take a walk through the curving paths of this exquisite, natural lady garden. Bring plenty of water as the environment is hot and dry. Wander through the wispy vines (carefully removing any dead flora and fauna on the way and watch out for the skeleton of the last visitor in 2014) until you reach the empty cup that you can fill with your own nectar to bring life back to this barren wilderness.

What do you think? Where would be the best place to post an ad like this?
 
Totally love her

@Mr_bogey seeing as you love and lust both @Rainshine and I, could you help us with a little problem?

We have both become a little dusty down below due to lack of action. We are practically virginal again and thought we might be able to market this somehow. We have an ad:

Model 1 - Authentic Aussie Bush. Why not bring your scythe and whack your way through the heavy terrain of this beautiful bush. A total magical mystery tour with wonderful treasures to seek (any treasures found are yours to keep but if you do find that family that went missing in 2018, please direct them to the nearest exit). Clear the path to the light at the gateway of this unique Australian feature.

Model 2 - Quaint English Garden. Put on your Sunday best and take a walk through the curving paths of this exquisite, natural lady garden. Bring plenty of water as the environment is hot and dry. Wander through the wispy vines (carefully removing any dead flora and fauna on the way and watch out for the skeleton of the last visitor in 2014) until you reach the empty cup that you can fill with your own nectar to bring life back to this barren wilderness.

What do you think? Where would be the best place to post an ad like this?
The trifecta, ad copy aside
 
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