Do You Like, Lust or Love the Person Above You?

Totally love her

@Mr_bogey seeing as you love and lust both @Rainshine and I, could you help us with a little problem?

We have both become a little dusty down below due to lack of action. We are practically virginal again and thought we might be able to market this somehow. We have an ad:

Model 1 - Authentic Aussie Bush. Why not bring your scythe and whack your way through the heavy terrain of this beautiful bush. A total magical mystery tour with wonderful treasures to seek (any treasures found are yours to keep but if you do find that family that went missing in 2018, please direct them to the nearest exit). Clear the path to the light at the gateway of this unique Australian feature.

Model 2 - Quaint English Garden. Put on your Sunday best and take a walk through the curving paths of this exquisite, natural lady garden. Bring plenty of water as the environment is hot and dry. Wander through the wispy vines (carefully removing any dead flora and fauna on the way and watch out for the skeleton of the last visitor in 2014) until you reach the empty cup that you can fill with your own nectar to bring life back to this barren wilderness.

What do you think? Where would be the best place to post an ad like this?
Ok, this is a little strange. Have you been reading my mind/tapping into my fantasies?
As an experienced bushman, I feel very at home in that environment. All the Naked and Afraid episodes I've watched should come in handing in dealing with any venomous encounters ---- and if not, what a way to go out. I would become legend alongside Steve Irwin.

I do enjoy spending time in an English Garden, winding through all the curves finding adventures and hidden gems here and there. Can this one be found near a pub? Irrigation is a specialty of mine but I like to refresh my palate prior to taking to the task of properly hydrating a lovely garden. And rest assured, I will not leave the challenge partially completed, no matter how long it takes or how many visits I must make to make sure everyone is satisfied with the work.

Now, where did I put my Virgin Airlines World Pass?
 
Didn't mean to skip ACG. Don't know him but something put me in a great mood.
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