Marty Fisher
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Ditto above!!Yes, several of them. That's why I wrote them in the first place!
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Ditto above!!Yes, several of them. That's why I wrote them in the first place!
I might get turned on, but I don't masterbate to what I write. I don't even like doing it, honestly.
Somebody didn't read the whole thread before commenting...Yep! who doesnt...
I went about a year or two not doing it.Let me just say I never masturbate, not ever. Not to my stories, other stories, while talking to Jo on the phone, not even in the bathtub with the little shower head thingy down at my yo-yo, do I masturbate! Since you all believe that, does anyone want to buy the vacation spot I have? It's a lovely four-acre in a scenic area here in Oklahoma. The swamp water doesn't smell that bad.
if you're buying swamp acres every year or two, or as you're implying more often now, maybe you should talk to someoneI went about a year or two not doing it.
No...I read it all. I find my own stories very arousing. Masturbated to the ideas when they were in my head. And I still do now that are on page.Somebody didn't read the whole thread before commenting...
Huh?if you're buying swamp acres every year or two, or as you're implying more often now, maybe you should talk to someone
failed attempt at a joke. I knew there was a reason I didn't post in the humor categoryHuh?
You were talking about masturbation.I went about a year or two not doing it.
He was talking about buying swamp land.if you're buying swamp acres every year or two, or as you're implying more often now, maybe you should talk to someone
While I was being totally a smart ass.Let me just say I never masturbate, not ever. Not to my stories, other stories, while talking to Jo on the phone, not even in the bathtub with the little shower head thingy down at my yo-yo, do I masturbate! Since you all believe that, does anyone want to buy the vacation spot I have? It's a lovely four-acre in a scenic area here in Oklahoma. The swamp water doesn't smell that bad.
Sometimes, when I write sex scenes, I squirm a bit while I type.