Do you want my Kitty's Kitty?

[DeepGreenEyes]

this is a stupid thread

Indeed... Awesomeness.

i want her to wash my dishes.

I need someone to come clean my house in real life. But looks like this thread is not where I'm gonna get it done.

It has to be eCleaning or eWashing.

Maybe on Second Life. Or the Sims.

Or a cleaning RP.

"Oooooh, baby, I'm picking up the pulsing vacuum... Fuck... it's STILL WARM!!!"

 

[Keroin]

Or a cleaning RP.

"Oooooh, baby, I'm picking up the pulsing vacuum... Fuck... it's STILL WARM!!!"

Oh my cod, I think you've found my fetish!!!











...which is sad. Squeezes bottle of cleaner suggestively.

 

[DVS]

Kitty loves oral! Want to see? Watch the youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HTYRYvhP8Y

To be correct, shouldn't that be Oral...as in Oral B?

Oh, I loved the clip, by the way.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Awww, all the poor mistreated and abused pixels here...

 

[seela]

this is a stupid thread

Aww, don't call this threa stupid. I really want that crème brûlée! Although it does take longer than 30 mins to make one.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I need someone to come clean my house in real life. But looks like this thread is not where I'm gonna get it done.

Yep, I could use a little help around here too.....good help is hard to find, especially when it means when you open your eyes, you find the online kitty hasn't really made anything change for you.

Catalina

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Count me in for the Lottery. Pretty kitties and custard sound like an absolutley wonderful combination.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I just want to be clear here. This auction thing is not, like, real in any way that matters. You are auctioning off thirty minutes of your sub's time on the internet.

If I win, she will spend thirty minutes with me. On the internet. Talking about whatever.

If I ask her to, she will pretend to give me a blowjob. On the internet.

haha. i love this place, i really do.

 

[seela]

If I win, she will spend thirty minutes with me. On the internet. Talking about whatever.

If I ask her to, she will pretend to give me a blowjob. On the internet.

Yes, exactly. This thread is incredibly weird for the reasons you mentioned. Besides, KittyMaster said that she'll do whatever he asks her to do, so in the end it's not even the winner, who gets to say what happens. Boo.

Anyways, if I win, I'll make her talk about phonetics. Or cooking, as I've had some trouble making crème brûlée in the past. Or giraffes. I definitely do not want to talk about cooking giraffes.

 

[KittyMaster]

.....

 

[JNaylor]

Yes. You have summarized my intricate plan. I have received numerous PMs and have viewed multiple posts from participants in this forum area asking for just this - an internet experience with my sub. I elected to make it a public experience rather than a private one. Perhaps I chose the wrong category for this thread and if so I would ask the moderators to move this to the Personals or SRP area.

If this thread is of no interest to you than you do not need to play.

If it's not too late I would like to enter the lottery.

 

[FurryFury]

I found this thread rather odd not because it's the sort of blatant "look at us thread" that isn't usually very well received in this corner of lit.

No, rather, I found the claim that there have been so many requests for the lady's service and online play very puzzling. I'd never seen her post or heard of her at all.

I'd like to think our group of folks are not the type to be slavering, begging, flooding one's PM box,for online action like your typical net geek. Whether or not the "master" has actually had tons of requests as stated, I feel a bit relieved looking at this particular kitty's posting history.


FF

 

[FurryFury]

To be correct, shouldn't that be Oral...as in Oral B?

Oh, I loved the clip, by the way.

Maybe so, more dentists after all . . .

 

[FurryFury]

LOL, well at least this kitty is real and doing real life things...beats typing it on a keyoard and pretending it is real...but as I say, different strokes suit different folks.

So true. Been there. Done that. Don't have a T shirt for it.

FF

 

[satindesire]

This thread creeps me out.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I found this thread rather odd not because it's the sort of blatant "look at us thread" that isn't usually very well received in this corner of lit.

No, rather, I found the claim that there have been so many requests for the lady's service and online play very puzzling. I'd never seen her post or heard of her at all.

I'd like to think our group of folks are not the type to be slavering, begging, flooding one's PM box,for online action like your typical net geek. Whether or not the "master" has actually had tons of requests as stated, I feel a bit relieved looking at this particular kitty's posting history.


FF

That was the thing that puzzled me too... then I saw he was wondering if the thread could be moved to SRP or Personals, and it made a hell of a lot more sense!

 

[catalina_francisco]

I found this thread rather odd not because it's the sort of blatant "look at us thread" that isn't usually very well received in this corner of lit.

No, rather, I found the claim that there have been so many requests for the lady's service and online play very puzzling. I'd never seen her post or heard of her at all.

I'd like to think our group of folks are not the type to be slavering, begging, flooding one's PM box,for online action like your typical net geek. Whether or not the "master" has actually had tons of requests as stated, I feel a bit relieved looking at this particular kitty's posting history.


FF

I think perhaps the requests are coming from other places, not this forum. That being said, it seems Kitty is not happy with us and thinks it is our loss if we don't play nice. Sheesh, if we thought 30 minutes with her typing to us or posing for a webcam was more fun than actually having real life in the flesh fun, we just might have signed on, but I suspect most of us prefer real life where we don't have to imagine the results.

Catalina

 

[KittyMaster]

A new alley for my cat

.....

 

[CurvAppeal]

Wait. Idgi.

Services? Is she a caterer? Can she make creme brulee? If I win, will she? for me? to eat? Is that an 'oral service'?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. =)

 

[midwestyankee]

No. Not in any way.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Okay. I've decided.

If I win, I'm going to command her to tell her master to Go Fuck Himself, Egotistical Asshole. For thirty minutes. In no uncertain terms, and as creatively as possible.

Nothing personal at all. I'd just find it amusing, and I think that it might leave some awkwardness and emotional scarring that would be juicy for you to sort through in the coming months.

Pick me! Pick me!

 

[Etoile]

I have received several requests for my pet, Kitty4him, to be allowed to PM and play. Rather than just allow a simple PM interaction to take place, I have decided to take a different route. Rather than granting simple permission there will be a lottery to use her on this thread. She will serve the winners, take their instruction, and dedicate herself to their pleasure.

The rules are simple. The first 25 reply posts to the official weekly lottery opening will be entered into the lottery with a winner and alternate selected and announced the following day on the thread. The winner will receive a 30 minute window to use Kitty on this thread uninterrupted. Kitty will only pay attention to the winner. However there can be no real world instructions given.

The time for her use will be set for 30min every Friday at 10pm Eastern time. If the winner cannot make it she will be offered to the alternate.

Keep it in one thread, please. Feel free to start a thread separate from this one - this one is obviously for discussion of the proposed lottery - but when it is time for your weekly lottery, please use the same thread each time. If you don't, I will have to merge them, and that's just a pain, so please just keep it all in one place. Thanks!

 

[CutieMouse]

Yes. You have summarized my intricate plan. I have received numerous PMs and have viewed multiple posts from participants in this forum area asking for just this - an internet experience with my sub. I elected to make it a public experience rather than a private one. Perhaps I chose the wrong category for this thread and if so I would ask the moderators to move this to the Personals or SRP area.

If this thread is of no interest to you than you do not need to play.

My dear child...

You joined the Lit forums 6.3.11; your first post was June 5th. You have a whole ELEVEN posts to your name, broken down as follows:

2 in The Darkroom Lounge
3 in BDSM Personals
6 in this thread

Kitty4him joined Lit 5.30.11; she made 562 posts since joining - most of which are in The Playground... which makes me wonder why the hell you're bothering us, when the girl obviously luuuuuuvs The Playground; bug them if you want to cater to her submissive whims.

All of your "OMG look how hawt my sub is! She's so 'effing HAWT that guys... you know, the ones who couldn't dom their way out of a paper bag? THOSE guys are totally beating down my PM Box BEGGING ME to tell my sub to pretend to suck their cock. 'Cause NOBODY sucks the cyber cock like she does"... yeah... that does not reflect well on you. LOL

 

[teknight]

No. Not in any way.

Lemme guess...you're a masochist?

 

[rekane]

My dear child...

You joined the Lit forums 6.3.11; your first post was June 5th. You have a whole ELEVEN posts to your name, broken down as follows:

2 in The Darkroom Lounge
3 in BDSM Personals
6 in this thread

Kitty4him joined Lit 5.30.11; she made 562 posts since joining - most of which are in The Playground... which makes me wonder why the hell you're bothering us, when the girl obviously luuuuuuvs The Playground; bug them if you want to cater to her submissive whims.

All of your "OMG look how hawt my sub is! She's so 'effing HAWT that guys... you know, the ones who couldn't dom their way out of a paper bag? THOSE guys are totally beating down my PM Box BEGGING ME to tell my sub to pretend to suck their cock. 'Cause NOBODY sucks the cyber cock like she does"... yeah... that does not reflect well on you. LOL

Yep. Cutie Mouse is my hero.
Thank you for punctuating the facts with an impersonation. It just made a great post even better.