Do you want my Kitty's Kitty?

[infinity706]

This thread creeps me out.

I'm not sure I understand why, though. Obviously, you like roleplay. This is just roleplay with a partner determined at random.

 

[HottieMama]

Cutie!!! You know your sarcasm makes my girl-bits tingly.

Seriously though, this whole thread has been a good reminder of WHY I don't play online anymore.

 

[neci]

party poopers

 

[satindesire]

I'm not sure I understand why, though. Obviously, you like roleplay. This is just roleplay with a partner determined at random.

The kind of RP I like is nothing like this.

If you aren't creeped out by it, it'd be impossible for me to explain.

Why am I not surprised that you're in here playing Devil's Advocate though?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh my cod, I think you've found my fetish!!!











...which is sad. Squeezes bottle of cleaner suggestively.

Yes, you want this thick, creamy SOFTSCRUB running in rivulets DOWN YOUR CABINETS, don't you??!? Huh?? ANSWER ME!!!

*snaps rubber gloves into position*

 

[Keroin]

Yes, you want this thick, creamy SOFTSCRUB running in rivulets DOWN YOUR CABINETS, don't you??!? Huh?? ANSWER ME!!!

*snaps rubber gloves into position*

*goes weak in knees*


Yes! YES!!! Oh Cod yes!

Please tell me I can use the Swiffer duster today? Plllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee. Ohhhhh my blinds are so dirty, so fucking DIRTY!

 

[Lord_Steve]

come baaaaack kittydude I want to plaaaaaay with you.


i was just getting warmed up and you went awwwaaaaay.


let's do some Internet Role Playing Game

mrooooowww *claws at your door at 3 a.m.*

meoww *shits on your carpet*

morwwwww *strews mouseguts festively across your pillow and sleeping face*

mowwww *develops sentience, powers of flight, steals your sub and absconds to Kitty Heaven*


YOUR MOVE

 

[Etoile]

come baaaaack kittydude I want to plaaaaaay with you.


i was just getting warmed up and you went awwwaaaaay.


let's do some Internet Role Playing Game

mrooooowww *claws at your door at 3 a.m.*

meoww *shits on your carpet*

morwwwww *strews mouseguts festively across your pillow and sleeping face*

mowwww *develops sentience, powers of flight, steals your sub and absconds to Kitty Heaven*


YOUR MOVE

*dies*

 

[FurryFury]

Okay. As usual, the BDSM-ites have turned this thread around into glorious laughfilled goodness!



I love this board!

You are all awesome!



FF

 

[infinity706]

The kind of RP I like is nothing like this.

If you aren't creeped out by it, it'd be impossible for me to explain.

Why am I not surprised that you're in here playing Devil's Advocate though?

I'm not even playing devil's advocate. I just don't have any idea why this thread is creepy.
Of course, to be fair I'm probably biased since, I've participated in something similar. It just involved actually having sex with people.

 

[satindesire]

I'm not even playing devil's advocate. I just don't have any idea why this thread is creepy.
Of course, to be fair I'm probably biased since, I've participated in something similar. It just involved actually having sex with people.

...

Ew.

 

[Babyslave]

*goes weak in knees*


Yes! YES!!! Oh Cod yes!

Please tell me I can use the Swiffer duster today? Plllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee. Ohhhhh my blinds are so dirty, so fucking DIRTY!

Keroin,

This has me laughing so hard that my sides ache, the tears are rolling down my face and I think I should go breathe in a paperbag.

Pure awesomeness!