Do your pets sleep in your bed?

[Anitriks]

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[FurryFury]

We have three cats. One used to sleep at the foot of the bed until we got the second one.

The second one, older, hasn't got all her teeth or claws, can't breathe all that well, and is tiny. She comes in and says, "Oh hells no! MY bed, MY people. Off bitch!"

The younger, stronger one, says, "Egads! Sorry Mistress!" and runs.

Eventually number three enters the picture. She is young. She is healthy. She is NUTS but even she backs down before my furry furious darling.

The key to dominance seems to be something to do with angry glares, being able to smell and lick someones butt and withstand having yours done without running!

Anyway, the second one is my little lap cat and sleep buddy. When I'm away from home she's the one I miss. I find it hard to sleep without her.

However, we have a problem. She likes to sleep between my legs. I don't find that all that comfortable or safe for her. So I have to wait until she is too sleepy to be stubborn and pull her up into my arms. If I time it right she stays ALL night in my arms.



If it were up to me, they'd all sleep in my bed but what the little one says what goes, it seems.

 

[satindesire]

EVERY time I browse cheezeburger I want a kitty. *sigh*

Awww *patpat*

 

[satindesire]

One cat. He usually snuggles with my boyfriend during the night, and me during the morning : )

Lady Reiha!!! *GLOMP!*

 

[Etoile]

they used to, but now they sleep with the kids. Which is fine with me, I was really tired of waking up perched on the edge of my bed while two cats were stretched out like kings in the middle of the bed.

But that's the way it's SUPPOSED to be!!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Awww *patpat*

*purrs happily*

 

[Aquila1]

No snakes?! Egads, I'd be quite upset. I adore my little Lupe, even though he does nothing but hide under the bedding all the time and pisses up a storm whenever I pick him up (God forbid anyone should touch him in his space, the little whiner); he's still one of the best pets I've had in a long time.

Unless snakes are illegal, and my information is wrong on shipping and such, you could purchase such a pet. Although I'm not positive how the aftercare and such would go down... Hmm.

Nope it's completely illegal here. That's because there are no naturally occurring snake species in this country at all, so any attempt to bring them in is considered a serious crime.

 

[Anitriks]

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[satindesire]

*purrs happily*

*SQUEAL!* Cute! *squinches the kitty*

Durp, should have realize such a thing. D:
I'll share Lupe with you, he's a little ho anyway. We can have tea and dress him in fine clothes for our amusement, etc etc.
:x

A snake wearing a sweater? Isn't that cute. He'll look like an uncircumcised penis!

 

[sinnocence]

A snake wearing a sweater? Isn't that cute. He'll look like an uncircumcised penis!

Thanks for the juice all over my keyboard.

 

[Anitriks]

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[satindesire]

Thanks for the juice all over my keyboard.

Oops, sorry. Here, let me clean that up for ya. *wipes keyboard bashfully*

Guess who has their Halloween costume picked out now!

Mister and I have one planned out. I'm going to dress up as a pumpkin, complete with orange face paint and a little stem headband, right? Then, Mister will go out in totally normal clothes. When we get to the party and someone says something about him not being in costume, he'll say something like "I am in costume! See my pumpkin over there?"

He'll be a pumpkin fucker, get it? GET IT?! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

 

[graceanne]

*SQUEAL!* Cute! *squinches the kitty*



A snake wearing a sweater? Isn't that cute. He'll look like an uncircumcised penis!

ROFL!!

 

[Anitriks]

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[satindesire]

LOL. I love witty costumes. ;] And pairing costumes, too.
I'm about to go on a costume-loving tangent, stop me now. D:

No, I want to hear it, come on. Spill!

 

[Anitriks]

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[satindesire]

Must... Not... Give in...


....Arrrrgh. You got me.

Costumes are about the best things ever. Like, since the invention of sugar and adult novelties. You can do anything with them; get out your penchant for gore, go bubblegum lemon drop pixie stix cute, go eat-your-heart-out-get-me-a-clean-pair-of-undies-cause-my-genitals-are-having-a-heart-attack sexy, drop dead slutty with your optional slice of trash, etc etc. Anything you want, and it's cool. Cause it's Halloween. Or a costume party. Or whatever occasion it is that requires you to dress up.

You can do whatever you want, be whoever you want, and you get to see the quirks of other people through their costumes, too.
Mmm, I wanna go work on my zombie getup now... :]

I love costumes, so I totally getcha. Halloween is my second favorite holiday, of the whole year, and I really looking forward to it. I squeal and bounce with joy whenever the Halloween store comes to the mall!!!

 

[Ravenwind]

We currently have a hamster... and no, for obvious reasons. When we had a dog and a cat, the dog wasn't allowed to (no matter how clean he was, he still smelled like dog), and the cat didn't give a damn whether we liked it or not- that was *her* house, and she slept where she pleased.

 

[satindesire]

We currently have a hamster... and no, for obvious reasons. When we had a dog and a cat, the dog wasn't allowed to (no matter how clean he was, he still smelled like dog), and the cat didn't give a damn whether we liked it or not- that was *her* house, and she slept where she pleased.

Pfft, typical kittycat.

 

[curvacious]

We have two kitties and they don't get to sleep in our bed. Our bedroom is totally off limits. I'm allergic to the first kitty we got but not the second one. We both would love to have them sleep with us but just can't.

I had a chihuahua at one time and he slept with me. I slept on my back or stomach and usually made the number 4 with my legs and he would sleep in between my legs. I love little doggies and love having the sleep in bed with me.

 

[YourCaptor]

Do your pests sleep in your bed?

 

[StrayKat]

Do your pests sleep in your bed?

Nope. I already said I banished mine in the living room.
I only go there to water the plants, he can feel safe about his collection of empty beer cans and dust, I wont touch that.