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Fed Ex's Chas dry panties
*Fed Ex's Chas Sham-Wow panties*
FYI: my woman is amused at us Chas.
Also, gonna go see True Grit in about 30 minutes
So I was starting to read this RP and got to the 'gun kata' reference (SQUEEEEEE!!!!)
and it reminded me of something.
I'd seen 30 minutes of Equilibrium like 5 years ago.
And then I saw Bale in Batman Begins and Dark Knight. And 3:10 to Yuma. And a couple other things. And I said to myself, maybe Christian Bale can make ANY movie good.
I rented Equilibrium and Reign Of Fire. Lets face it, both have pretty weak premises so they seemed ripe to be horrible.
I stood by my man. CB was gonna make it OK.
I'm here to tell you that my hypothesis was disproven with every minute of Reign Of Fire. Even he could not save a movie so poorly written, so poorly conceived, and so full of problems, INCLUDING A MCCONAUGHEY. Mr. Bale is but one man.
(I won't even bore you with my rant about that whole freefalling to capture dragons bullshit)
I end this barely related story now.