Don't Go Joe.

[lucky-E-leven]

Hate to see you go, but always looking forward to the day you'll be back. Wherever you go, whatever you do, be happy.



~lucky

 

[minsue]

*sigh*

 

[rgraham666]

Gonna miss you Joe, ya crazy bastard.

 

[shereads]

I cried. I actually cried. Do you want to see me cry? Wait don't answer that, you Sadistic bastard!

You made her cry.

 

[shereads]

Sub Joe pursued by the Furies:

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/furies.jpg



The news spreads:

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/cry.jpg



Joe's abandoned Literotica love-children:

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/poormom.jpg

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Are you guys talking about SubJoe?

He can’t just decide to get up and go away whenever he feels like it, can he?

What kind of bondage is that?

 

[sincerely_helene]

You made her cry.

And to make my day even worse, there is no fucking crying emoticon.

Here. Pretend that's me but not so happy. And not dancing. And not all yellow and fruity.

 

[moonlight elf]

Don't go! The AH won't be the same without you Joe.

If you have to, please come back soon

 

[angelicminx]

You can't go now Joe! I just fucking got here! On knees, pleading...

 

[shereads]

In an effort to lure Sub Joe back to Literotica, the Authors Hangout adopts a less restrictive dress code:

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/dresscode.jpg

 

[shereads]

You can run. But you can't hide.

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/draggedbynymphs.jpg

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Okay, you CAN hide.

But it will RUIN your social life.



http://keptar.demasz.hu/arthp/art/j/jordaens/satyr.jpg

 

[cantdog]

You see Joe, it's like this. If you leave, I'll have to break your legs and I really don't want to have to break your legs. So stay.

I like this one. A clear appeal to the intellect.

"It'll be hard to leave with no fuckin knees. Think about it."

 

[shereads]

"It'll be hard to leave with no fuckin knees. Think about it."

You mean fetlocks, right? (See VB's post, above.)

 

[Shock Chick]

Joe, you shit, you made her unleash me.

I'm gonna hunt you down like a dog. Don't close your eyes when you go to sleep, you never know when I might approach you, hand raised, pulled back, ready to smack the living daylights out of that sorry ass of yours.

Lou's wearing black today and she won't stop hugging herself and rocking in her seat. Stupid bitch, I react with anger; much better for the psyche.

Oh, and she gave me your email address. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[Guest]

WWJD vs. WWJS

what would joe say?
im having that tattoo'd on my ass, monkeyboy... WWJS.
im utterly agog with the mass destruction of emotions that your departure has created.
guilt...naw, id never do that.
kinda

 

[shereads]

im having that tattoo'd on my ass, monkeyboy...

Under the J's?

 

[Guest]

Under the J's?

Sher, that was just plain mean. you know i need help with the alphabet...
*sniffle*
i never thought you would be that insensitive.

 

[shereads]

Sher, that was just plain mean. you know i need help with the alphabet...
*sniffle*
i never thought you would be that insensitive.

Joe's calming presence helped keep my inner bitch in check. Now that he's abandoned me to raise one of his many Literotica love-children on my own, the bitterness is bubbling to the surface.



http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/mom3.jpg

 

[Guest]

and who could blame you?
bitch away. if it keeps you from the wire hangers.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Joe, get back here!!!

Listen, you absinthe swilling little whore...just when I thought I was falling madly in love with you, pfft.

 

[Guest]

"Say it isn't so, Joe."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I hope I am not breaking any confidences, but:

Joe has joined a travelling minstrel troop, planning to drink, play, and dance
while supporting themselves through the sale of their own wool.

http://www.aardvarktozebra.com/images/cent_group.jpg

 

[Guest]

I hope I am not breaking any confidences, but:

Joe has joined a travelling minstrel troop, planning to drink, play, and dance
while supporting themselves through the sale of their own wool.

http://www.aardvarktozebra.com/images/cent_group.jpg

Fucking brilliant!

Joe's the stoned dude in the middle, right? Looking up to the skies and wondering why he didn't join them years ago.

 

[Liar]

Add my name to the "Yeah, I think that would suck" thread.