Don't Make Me Beg...

[mickyp123]

Here's one..

What'd the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute but can you breathe through that thing.

A man goes to the doc about his small penis, the doc say's he could try a new procedure where they graft muscle tissue from the trunk of an elephant, he agrees and the op is done.

On his first date he takes his girlfriend to a restaurant, they are sitting down and the waiter delivers the bread rolls, shortly after the guy's trousers burst open and his cock comes up grabs the roll and goes back under the table.

"WOW" she exclaims can you do that again"
he replies with tears in his eyes no, i don't think my ass can take another roll"

 

[Sir_Winston54]

A man bursts into the doctor's office, races up to the receptionist's desk and exclaims loudly, "I need to see the doctor quick! I've got a problem with my penis!"

The receptionist looks down her nose, and snootily replies, "Sir, this is a doctor's office, not ... whatever you're used to. Please exit the office, come in in a dignified manner, walk up to the desk and in a mannerly fashion tell me that you'd like to see the doctor for a problem with your ear."

The man looks at her in disgust, turns, goes out of the office and closes the door, then opens it, walks calmly to the desk, and says, "I'd like to see the doctor, please, for a problem with my ear."

"That's much better," she cooed. "And what's the problem with your ear today?"

"I CAN'T PISS OUT OF IT!"

 

[intothewoods]

Penis jokes are hawt!

Why are all Doms over 45? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was just thinking maybe I should make some friends my own age.

 

[mickyp123]

Penis jokes are hawt!

Why are all Doms over 45? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was just thinking maybe I should make some friends my own age.

could do, imagination kicks in 2 x 26 year olds

 

[CutieMouse]

Penis jokes are hawt!

Why are all Doms over 45? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was just thinking maybe I should make some friends my own age.

Why?

...

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Penis jokes are hawt!

Why are all Doms over 45? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was just thinking maybe I should make some friends my own age.

They are? You aged me 6 yrs

 

[intothewoods]

Why?

...

I have a bit of a take-care-of-me-daddy thing that I want to back burner for a while.

 

[intothewoods]

They are? You aged me 6 yrs

Well, then present company excluded.

 

[intothewoods]

could do, imagination kicks in 2 x 26 year olds

Come again?

 

[JMohegan]

have you ever had REAL matzah ball soup? like homemade matzah ball soup with homemade matzah balls? not the stuff you get at a diner?

I have *only* had homemade.

My personal taste is for soup that's well on it's way to becoming stew. Big chunks of meat & vegetables - preferably potatoes, too.

 

[CutieMouse]

I have a bit of a take-care-of-me-daddy thing that I want to back burner for a while.

Ahh...

I was thinking if you felt like you should develop friendships with men your age because your'e "supposed to" I was gonna thwap you upside the head.

(This coming from the woman who insisted her kids have friends ages two through adult, because age is a silly indicator of compatability or friendship...)

 

[minx1]

I have *only* had homemade.

My personal taste is for soup that's well on it's way to becoming stew. Big chunks of meat & vegetables - preferably potatoes, too.

Mmm I love stew....I was brought up on stew and dumplings. *smile* In the UK stew is very much a northern dish.

As for soup...I had a slightly strange addiction to hot and sour soup for a while. I just couldn't get enough.

John by the way, I hope you don't mind but I have used some of your words in my sig. I tried to pm you at the time as I wasn't sure wht the protocol is...but found there wasn't the facility. I hope you don't mind!

 

[intothewoods]

Ahh...

I was thinking if you felt like you should develop friendships with men your age because your'e "supposed to" I was gonna thwap you upside the head.

(This coming from the woman who insisted her kids have friends ages two through adult, because age is a silly indicator of compatability or friendship...)

Ha ha - no. I went through a phase where I was only attracted to men over 45. I'm just trying to step back from the whole Daddy thing for a while. If I end up there eventually, cool, but I'm concerned that particular desire was more about escaping reality than anything else. It's tough to say - I'd just like to step back from it for a while at least, until I'm in a better spot emotionally.

 

[JMohegan]

I have a bit of a take-care-of-me-daddy thing that I want to back burner for a while.

Many Doms of all ages (including 45+), have no patience for a "take-care-of-me-daddy" attitude from anyone other than actual children or pets.

I don't know how old you are, ITW, but refusing to consider older men for that one reason seems unnecessarily limiting to me.

 

[minx1]

I have always, I think without exception had partners who were older than me. Infact I went through a stage of seeing men who were a good bit older than me...from 10 years older to 18 years. When I started looking for a Master, I just took it for granted I would end up with one who was older. Strangely he turned out to be a couple of years younger *shrugs*

 

[intothewoods]

Many Doms of all ages (including 45+), have no patience for a "take-care-of-me-daddy" attitude from anyone other than actual children or pets.

I don't know how old you are, ITW, but refusing to consider older men for that one reason seems unnecessarily limiting to me.

I'm actually not refusing to consider them. I'm just wary, that's all. I'm also not looking for a relationship right now, so it really shouldn't matter. I think I'm just wary. Maybe that's more like weary, lol.

 

[JMohegan]

John by the way, I hope you don't mind but I have used some of your words in my sig. I tried to pm you at the time as I wasn't sure wht the protocol is...but found there wasn't the facility. I hope you don't mind!

I've had sig line visibility turned off for a while now. (It makes navigating the board a lot less time consuming.) I just turned it on, to see what you're talking about, and....

Holy cow, I'm right there next to Bill!

Of course I don't mind. It's very flattering; thank you, Minx.

 

[minx1]

I've had sig line visibility turned off for a while now. (It makes navigating the board a lot less time consuming.) I just turned it on, to see what you're talking about, and....

Holy cow, I'm right there next to Bill!

Of course I don't mind. It's very flattering; thank you, Minx.

*cute curtsey* no, thankyou. I enjoy reading your posts. I think you make a lot of sense!

 

[JMohegan]

I'm actually not refusing to consider them. I'm just wary, that's all. I'm also not looking for a relationship right now, so it really shouldn't matter. I think I'm just wary. Maybe that's more like weary, lol.

Personally I think that waiting for a while is very wise.

I'm sorry for the pain you are feeling, but give yourself time. It will pass, and eventually you'll be ready to move on.

 

[Netzach]

It's horribly closed minded of me, I know, but I am really really glad I actually LIVE with my 34 year old and not my 47 or 56 year olds.

 

[intothewoods]

Personally I think that waiting for a while is very wise.

I'm sorry for the pain you are feeling, but give yourself time. It will pass, and eventually you'll be ready to move on.

Thank you. I know I'll get there. I'm really just trying to keep myself pleasantly distracted until I'm there.

 

[JMohegan]

It's horribly closed minded of me, I know, but I am really really glad I actually LIVE with my 34 year old and not my 47 or 56 year olds.

I don't think that's close-minded. Or rather - if it is, then I am close-minded in the same way.

Fifteen years in either direction is definitely a deal killer for me.

*cute curtsey* no, thankyou. I enjoy reading your posts. I think you make a lot of sense!

Very kind of you to say so. Thanks again.




I am heading out to a barbeque. Take care, everyone.

 

[Netzach]

I don't think that's close-minded. Or rather - if it is, then I am close-minded in the same way.

Fifteen years in either direction is definitely a deal killer for me.


Very kind of you to say so. Thanks again.




I am heading out to a barbeque. Take care, everyone.

Have fun.

I will say, however, that 26 and 41 were a lot rougher than it is now. That gap does start to close up.

 

[Shankara20]

Penis jokes are hawt!

Why are all Doms over 45? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was just thinking maybe I should make some friends my own age.

does that mean it's over between us?

*sob*
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[Shankara20]

Ha ha - no. I went through a phase where I was only attracted to men over 45. I'm just trying to step back from the whole Daddy thing for a while. If I end up there eventually, cool, but I'm concerned that particular desire was more about escaping reality than anything else. It's tough to say - I'd just like to step back from it for a while at least, until I'm in a better spot emotionally.

does that mean you won't even LOOK?

*sob*

so many photos yet to be posted now of no use....

*sob*
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*sob*


yes - we Tops/Doms do cry - at times....