Don't You People Ever Sleep?

[English Lady]

Everything happens when I'm asleep *nods* I do sleep (8 hours a night if i can!) and well if anything contreversial happens it's when I'm in bed. It's fun trying to find the source in the morning when i get up.

I was completely lost in all the lists the other day *L*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Anything is better than Texas

I've never been to Texas but I bet it sucks just as much as, or more than, here.

 

[Rhys]

There are actually a number of states I would not recommend.

Kansas, specifically Wichita comes immediately to mind.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't forget the Bible Belt states. I console myself by thinking about gay sex all day while having to hear about how Bush is doing a really great job.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yesterday's WTF moment:

God has used the tsunami to wipe out the SE Asian child sex trade. Like a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah.(mmmm....sodomy...)

Unable to keep my mouth shut, I asked, what about all the orphaned kids who are now vulnerable to sexual predators?

Answer: Wave of the hand. "God will take care of them, he sent the relief workers to protect them and find their families."

Oooookkaayyyyy.

Today, I'm keeping my mouth shut and thinking about butt sex.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, god, you live down here too, don't you?

 

[woodnymph_O]

I have a problem

I am addicted to sleep
I could do it 20 hours a day right now.
could be that no one wants me to have caffine
Nymphy

 

[Liar]

Carson, you should try living in my time zone. That sould give you a whole new perspective of being out of sync.

 

[Rhys]

Yesterday's WTF moment:

God has used the tsunami to wipe out the SE Asian child sex trade. Like a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah.(mmmm....sodomy...)

Unable to keep my mouth shut, I asked, what about all the orphaned kids who are now vulnerable to sexual predators?

Answer: Wave of the hand. "God will take care of them, he sent the relief workers to protect them and find their families."

Oooookkaayyyyy.

Today, I'm keeping my mouth shut and thinking about butt sex.

That's a good philosophy to have when confronted by radical unrealists. (and Republicans come to think of it)

 

[Rhys]

Don't forget the Bible Belt states. I console myself by thinking about gay sex all day while having to hear about how Bush is doing a really great job.

You know the thought police are coming to get you.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've never been to Texas but I bet it sucks just as much as, or more than, here.

According to... ?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Today, I'm keeping my mouth shut and thinking about butt sex.

That's just a good rule to live by at any time.

 

[Celtic Princess]

That's just a good rule to live by at any time.

Oh, I agree with the butt sex part, but keeping your mouth shut?

*wince*

That's just wrong. I mean, think of all the good things you would miss: popsicles, pickles, jelly bellys, lasagna, oral sex....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yesterday's WTF moment:

God has used the tsunami to wipe out the SE Asian child sex trade. Like a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah.(mmmm....sodomy...)

Unable to keep my mouth shut, I asked, what about all the orphaned kids who are now vulnerable to sexual predators?

Answer: Wave of the hand. "God will take care of them, he sent the relief workers to protect them and find their families."

Oooookkaayyyyy.

Today, I'm keeping my mouth shut and thinking about butt sex.

More today: "God sent the tsunami to take home all the little children in the sex trade."

Except most of them are Hindu aren't they? If they weren't Christians then aren't they in hell now, not heaven?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I thought I fell asleep once . . . turns out I was just watching Legends of the Fall.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, I agree with the butt sex part, but keeping your mouth shut?

*wince*

That's just wrong. I mean, think of all the good things you would miss: popsicles, pickles, jelly bellys, lasagna, oral sex....

I meant while you're at work, I couldn't keep my mouth shut all the time if I tried. I'm way too oral.

 

[Rhys]

As a card carrying member of insomniac's R Us, I have to say...


Where's the coffee?

 

[minsue]

As a card carrying member of insomniac's R Us, I have to say...


Where's the coffee?

Abstrutions

 

[Rhys]

can they make a triple venti latte mocha with raspberry?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I must have reverse insomnia. I can't stay awake... (the sign of a peaceful mind? A simple mind?)

 

[Rhys]

oh look, its Mr Cocky and Shiny, that sends me these non sequitur Pm's at 3 in the morning

Hello there

Be glad I was too lazy to look up Simple Minds lyrics for you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Except it ain't three in the morning here, babes.

 

[Rhys]

Except it ain't three in the morning here, babes.

That's your problem for living on the wrong coast.

 

[Lady Christabel]

Carson love, m'lord Rhys is testy. It's part of his charm. Simply smile and nod, hand him his latté, and get him talking about music or art. Or, you can tickle him and run away like I choose to do.



*goose*






please tell me you're sleeping *kiss*

 

[Rhys]

Yes mum, I'm sleeping