Double O butters
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parodyluvr75
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As Butters was climbing the fire escape she wished had wore pants and flats. Her heels clicked on the black worn metal grating. A gust of wind blew up her skirt and she found herself also wishing she had remembered her underwear. But nothing stops Butters, PI. She pushed open the window of the dark office. She climbed through trying not to snag her new lace stockings. She had to find the Maltese dodo. She began searching the desk. Pulling out drawers, scanning through the papers. She froze, she heard a key in the office door lock. Harry was fumbling with his keys trying to get the door open. Butters went to hide under the desk, as Harry opened the door. She bumped the bottom of the desk as she scurried underneath, a secret panel popped open and the Maltese dodo fell in Butters lap. She gasped. Harry heard her and slowly strolled around the desk, looking down at Butters clutching the statue, he smiled. "Ms. Butters, you're not going anywhere with that, or until I'm done with you." Butters knew she was up the creek without a paddle or more accurately trapped under the desk without any underwear.
parodyluvr75
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I'm sorry, she's more PI than secret agent.
parodyluvr75
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omfg lololololol
better than my dream, that's for sure. the knickers? a deliberate oversight but it got a bit draughty
All the good PIs go commando.
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parodyluvr75
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PIs's myself larfin'
A pun. In the US 'going commando' is going without underwear.
butters
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i know, here tooA pun. In the US 'going commando' is going without underwear.
hence 'camo' and 'flange'. it's not so funny when i have to explain it
parodyluvr75
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i know, here too
Ha, I missed it.
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I think we're going to need more O's.
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It was a dark stormy night when she finally got a lead on the interwebs of her quarry, Harry O' Hill master of espionage. That was 3 days ago. He didn't come cheap and Butters knew LA Choy Lingere must have paid a pretty penny for his services.
Harry had stolen Victorias Secrets design for their new line of Lingere. called The Across the Pond Collection. This is not the assignment a 00 agent would normally get but this was a matter National Insecurity. The CIA reached out to the head of OUI and director FATA agreed if the Chinese got ahold of these designs the results could be Apocalyptic. There would be chaos in the financial Markets by Christmas with Victoria Secrets lingere being sold for under $5.
It was almost 2am, Butters was tired but duty called and she was supposed to meet her counterpart from America in 1hr at Heathrow. Picking up the photo out of the file folder she looked at it long an hard searing his handsome features into her brain saying "Well he's American, Obviously Hot, probably a bloody cowboy too. This might be a plum assignment after all". Reading the lettering stamped on the bottom of the photo it said Codename BBG. " I wonder what that's about?".
Harry had stolen Victorias Secrets design for their new line of Lingere. called The Across the Pond Collection. This is not the assignment a 00 agent would normally get but this was a matter National Insecurity. The CIA reached out to the head of OUI and director FATA agreed if the Chinese got ahold of these designs the results could be Apocalyptic. There would be chaos in the financial Markets by Christmas with Victoria Secrets lingere being sold for under $5.
It was almost 2am, Butters was tired but duty called and she was supposed to meet her counterpart from America in 1hr at Heathrow. Picking up the photo out of the file folder she looked at it long an hard searing his handsome features into her brain saying "Well he's American, Obviously Hot, probably a bloody cowboy too. This might be a plum assignment after all". Reading the lettering stamped on the bottom of the photo it said Codename BBG. " I wonder what that's about?".
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Opening credits The Spy that Loved Me
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credits dissolve to Roger Moore opening a door and walking in to an ante room. Harrypenny looks up, frowns, picks up a remote, points and clicks, Bond's image shimmers and becomes butters.
Harrypenny: you are going to have to stop wearing that hologram so much; it's hard to tell where it ends and you begin. a playful smile is on his face
butters: You didn't have any trouble last night, Harrypenny
Harrypenny: If you wear it to bed again I shant have anything to do with you
butters: smiles, yes you will, Is she in?
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credits dissolve to Roger Moore opening a door and walking in to an ante room. Harrypenny looks up, frowns, picks up a remote, points and clicks, Bond's image shimmers and becomes butters.
Harrypenny: you are going to have to stop wearing that hologram so much; it's hard to tell where it ends and you begin. a playful smile is on his face
butters: You didn't have any trouble last night, Harrypenny
Harrypenny: If you wear it to bed again I shant have anything to do with you
butters: smiles, yes you will, Is she in?
