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Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

Que said:
You've been killing it the last couple of days.
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It's not me, I have an app that rearranges inspirational memes into something an asshole would say. Leaves me more time to fap while still sounding like me.
 
I've read only half of this thread but what I get from it is this: KS1 cant even fucking spell ax correctly. FFS. :rolleyes:
 
Palamino19 said:
It's not me, I have an app that rearranges inspirational memes into something an asshole would say. Leaves me more time to fap while still sounding like me.
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That app would make tens of cents!! CHA-CHING.
 
It doesn't sound like victim blaming to me, it sounds like you we're offering common sense. It also sounds like that's not what she needed to hear at that moment.

If I had been in her position, I would have simply told him if he wanted to continue his unwanted advances I'd rip his penis off. And if he continued I would have broke his dick. But I seldom feel fear in a physical confrontation. I can defend myself, even stinking drunk and without a regular weapon. And honestly, I'd rather punch somebody than argue.

But I'm not her.

A person's personality changes depending on who they are with. People who get panicked and are in an altered state, sometimes become frozen. They don't think clearly. Hindsight is 20/20.

Sounds like there was a lot emotion factoring in her heavy response to you. I'm guessing she felt defensive? Regardless, it was not logical.

I wouldn't have taken it personally and shrugged it off. Figured she had to work it out on her own. She just sounds freaked and embarrassed, I'd just let her work it out and make the next move to talk to me.

I get your personal frustration considering what you said happened to you, that frustration is perfectly justified.

I just don't get your reaction by making this thread.

But I'm not you.
 
Tedious InGarnate said:
That app would make tens of cents!! CHA-CHING.
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It's still glitchy. Every once in a while it'll post how I'm making 40k a month and you should pray for kids with cancer by sharing or you're not my real internet friend mashups, but it's still making me twice as much as my Shia Labouf/Joaquin Phoenix/drunken Gary Oldman bot. Although the stats are reversed for buyers on 4chan.
 
parodyluvr75 said:
It doesn't sound like victim blaming to me, it sounds like you we're offering common sense. It also sounds like that's not what she needed to hear at that moment.

If I had been in her position, I would have simply told him if he wanted to continue his unwanted advances I'd rip his penis off. And if he continued I would have broke his dick. But I seldom feel fear in a physical confrontation. I can defend myself, even stinking drunk and without a regular weapon. And honestly, I'd rather punch somebody than argue.

But I'm not her.

A person's personality changes depending on who they are with. People who get panicked and are in an altered state, sometimes become frozen. They don't think clearly. Hindsight is 20/20.

Sounds like there was a lot emotion factoring in her heavy response to you. I'm guessing she felt defensive? Regardless, it was not logical.

I wouldn't have taken it personally and shrugged it off. Figured she had to work it out on her own. She just sounds freaked and embarrassed, I'd just let her work it out and make the next move to talk to me.

I get your personal frustration considering what you said happened to you, that frustration is perfectly justified.

I just don't get your reaction by making this thread.

But I'm not you.
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Oh, I made this thread to publicly shame her since I couldn't do it anywhere else. I'm not the friend that gave her the advice she shrieked about. Stupid people should be dragged out into the street and laughed at. Sometimes when no one pays attention to when I'm being stupid, I drag myself into the street.

Joking aside, having to read her fake indignation at her friend and her fake horror for the nearly-missed sexual abuse she almost had to go through, I was frustrated. Reading the posts here and knowing I'm not alone in that frustration really helps. Call this therapy.
 
Palamino19 said:
It's still glitchy. Every once in a while it'll post how I'm making 40k a month and you should pray for kids with cancer by sharing or you're not my real internet friend mashups, but it's still making me twice as much as my Shia Labouf/Joaquin Phoenix/drunken Gary Oldman bot. Although the stats are reversed for buyers on 4chan.
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I got nothin'. That was fabulous. :rose:
 
I usually just tell the stupid they are stupid and put them on ignore but I'm vanilla.

You're way kinkier than I am, proceed.

But shouldn't this thread be in the fetish forum?
 
Aphroditiac said:
This is the most stupid ass thing I have ever heard.

Platonic guy friend met on....OKCupid? And the husband goes along, gets drunk, and passes out on new guy friend's bed?

If I were that guy, I would be thinking this is a cuck guy looking for another dude to bang his wife while he watches.

Nothing about this makes any sense, whatsoever. She's an idiot. Full stop.

And so is her dumbass husband.
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Game. Set. Match. How fucking stupid can anybody be to go running to OK Cupid thinking, "Oh lovely day! I'll make a new, straight guy friend! The hubster will be so thrilled with a new buddy that we'll meet up at the Anon's house with no guarantee of sex whatsoever and while said husband gets wasted I know I dont have to qorry about possibly getting felt up or anything! OH HAPPY DAY!"

Bovine scatalogy.

Your friend is a drama queen and has a crown with a diamond in the middle the size of the Hope Diamond. Not a tiara like your's Garnate, but a true drama queen crown. Im sorry, but she's nuckin' futs.

Now I can go back and finish the rest of this thread...
 
Did Garnate show her good boob?

I don't really feel like reading the thread if not.
 
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