Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

[doctor_insanus]

Shrapnel?

Herpes.

 

[Disgustipated]

It's not all about you.

Ahaha! It would be even funnier if Lance ever touched a woman under her clothes without the aid of Rohypnol.

 

[Aella_]

Ahaha! It would be even funnier if Lance ever touched a woman under her clothes without the aid of Rohypnol.

ok, I'll ask him to give you ketamine, instead.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ahaha! It would be even funnier if Lance ever touched a woman under her clothes without the aid of Rohypnol.

Ha! Great joke Lukatmydyke!

Women beg me to touch them.

Unless of course I've duct -taped their mouth shut.

Then I just have them nod.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Not at all, but I do have something against idiots.

Ten points awarded for the presentation of genuine adult sexuality and bitch slapping stage-act juvenile ignorance.

http://www.2dopeboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fist-pump.gif

 

[Aella_]

Even Garnate's beautiful man features

What about her boobies? Did 'she' grow them only recently?

 

[pensivepoet]

Still a sucker, huh?

http://i.imgur.com/0uGzjMr.jpg

How come the right one always looks sad and lonely?

 

[Disgustipated]

How come the right one always looks sad and lonely?

Your right or hers?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Your right or hers?

I've never seen pensivepoet's aright tit.

Obvious, I know, but I couldn't resist.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Penis Poet is a funny name.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Penis Poet is a funny name.

His pen is mightier than his sword.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/434aed9ba0de809673a4a7873ccf1de5/tumblr_nitmtsgReM1u64k17o1_400.gif

 

[Aella_]

wtf?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3045581/cats-and-dogs-o.gif

 

[pensivepoet]

Penis Poet is a funny name.

Consider it my gift to you
Now be a good boy little Johnny and later I'll make you a balloon animal and take you for an ice cream cone
*ruffles johnny's hair*

 

[yossi]

Penis poetry
The longer the better, eh?
Size doesn't matter.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Penis poetry
The longer the better, eh?
Size doesn't matter.

That's a real tongue twister.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Penis poetry
The longer the better, eh?
Size doesn't matter.

Somewhere in between
Yossi's haiku, and epic,
Lies the perfect fit.

 

[yossi]

My tongue is at its best when in use.

 

[Disgustipated]

My tongue is at its best when in use.

There's always work for a good stamp licker.

 

[yossi]

There's always work for a good stamp licker.

Just the post I've been looking for!

 

[Fata Morgana]

There's always work for a good stamp licker.

Shame it's mainly window lickers on here.

 

[yossi]

Somewhere in between
Yossi's haiku, and epic,
Lies the perfect fit.

Is not the motion
Of the ocean preferred
To the breadth and depth?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Isn't the motion
Of the ocean preferred
To the breadth and depth?

Sometimes I prefer
A girl to feel she's drowning
Before I pull out.

 

[yossi]

Sometimes I prefer
A girl to feel she's drowning
Before I pull out.

It's the captain that
Will drown, if he knows his stuff.
Little death is bliss.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's the captain that
Will drown, if he knows his stuff.
Little death is bliss.

Captain and his crew
Owe it to each other to
Stay until dripping.

 

[Magnetron]

Having expressed his desire for a name change, he is the poet formerly known as pensive.

I told him that expensivepoet was easier to remember.