Dramaaaaaa!!!!!

[Palamino19]

Does this mean you guys want to be friends?

We can all hang out in bed, comparing flavored lubricants and laughing and laughing.

 

[Disgustipated]

It's too hard to type while playing with my unnaturally massive plantain. I am sorry.

Sonny?

If I had a dollar for every time I've asked him "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong 100% of the time?" during my tenure here, I could probably buy a big, fancy dog bed for my dog to sleep on.

Also, I'm in the market for a big, fancy dog bed.

57% of the time, Betty is wrong 100% of the time.

 

[Palamino19]

Sonny?

Godfather reference?

 

[Lancecastor]

As someone who has actually been raped and abused

Why are we skipping over the best part of the OP?

 

[Garnate]

Garnate, try playing Words With Friends on Facebook.

I'm totally not shitting you. Community Match. It's insane.

AWW YEAH, BOI! I'm about to be swimming in penis!

Does this mean you guys want to be friends?

We can all hang out in bed, comparing flavored lubricants and laughing and laughing.

Fine.

Sonny?

I wish!

57% of the time, Betty is wrong 100% of the time.

57% is pretty generous, no?

 

[girlsmiley]

Is there a thread for us to read about this experience?

There are parts missing. Or at least I'm hoping there are.

 

[evesdream]

Oh, she still gets to be a victim, but mainly because her lord and protector dropped the ball. I'll bet he doesn't entirely understand what the big deal is either. She won't stop until he does.

You should definitely post more.

He pretty much won my heart back when he spelled it "Damnit"

 

[spacekowboy]

AWW YEAH, BOI! I'm about to be swimming in penis!

Backstroke or breaststroke?

 

[Garnate]

Oh, she still gets to be a victim, but mainly because her lord and protector dropped the ball. I'll bet he doesn't entirely understand what the big deal is either. She won't stop until he does.

She's the biggest feminist I've ever come across and in no universe would she ever look to her husband as her lord and protector. I'm actually surprised she ever married a man. I know she'd be indignant all over the place after reading your post.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sounds like a cunt. The type who'd sleep with your bloke and then cry rape, spread shit about you behind your back and then recommend a mascara that makes you weep stinky pus.

KS you're being a bellend again. Have you got your period this week?

 

[Garnate]

Sounds like a cunt. The type who'd sleep with your bloke and then cry rape, spread shit about you behind your back and then recommend a mascara that makes you weep stinky pus.

KS you're being a bellend again. Have you got your period this week?

So you know exactly who I'm talking about. We should introduce her to Phil.

 

[Fata Morgana]

So you know exactly who I'm talking about. We should introduce her to Phil.

Ooh yes. She could try and conceal his awful teeth with cunning make up and he could well....be a fucking cunt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

She's the biggest feminist I've ever come across and in no universe would she ever look to her husband as her lord and protector. I'm actually surprised she ever married a man. I know she'd be indignant all over the place after reading your post.

Her dick is way bigger than his.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Her dick is way bigger than his.

She makes it look bigger with careful blending.

 

[Garnate]

Ooh yes. She could try and conceal his awful teeth with cunning make up and he could well....be a fucking cunt.

And after he tries to hug her she'll stab him and get locked up and they'll both be off the streets and our children can be safe again.

 

[Pookie]

I dunno. I also wondered why the only friends she wants to make are male. What kind of man would put up with a woman who is constantly outraged over something, to the point where she has to fabricate something to be outraged over?

It has to be exhausting to be her and even more so to be married to her.

Which is probably the real reason he fell asleep.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Would she have been just as insulted if he had been a perfect gentleman?

 

[Garnate]

Which is probably the real reason he fell asleep.

The poor, poor, pooooooooooooooooor bastard.

 

[Aella_]

Sounds like a cunt. The type who'd sleep with your bloke and then cry rape, spread shit about you behind your back and then recommend a mascara that makes you weep stinky pus.

Such a huge contrast to some of you guys…

 

[Garnate]

Would she have been just as insulted if he had been a perfect gentleman?

She would be outraged at not having anything to be outraged over, probably.

 

[evesdream]

She's the biggest feminist I've ever come across and in no universe would she ever look to her husband as her lord and protector. I'm actually surprised she ever married a man. I know she'd be indignant all over the place after reading your post.

Really? Then maybe it's not the gal from over in BeeDeeSM that I thought you were talking about?

If it is her, there's little doubt that she'd be indignant all over the place after reading my post no matter what I said.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And after he tries to hug her she'll stab him and get locked up and they'll both be off the streets and our children can be safe again.

We may have a problem here as Phil "doesn't do touching".

 

[Fata Morgana]

Such a huge contrast to some of you guys…

Shut your hole, pipsqueak.

 

[Garnate]

Really? Then maybe it's not the gal from over in BeeDeeSM that I thought you were talking about?

If it is her, there's little doubt that she'd be indignant all over the place after reading my post no matter what I said.

Could be? All I know is that she loves to feel righteous. She's tedious incarnate.

We may have a problem here as Phil "doesn't do touching".

You should sign him up on OK Cupid, then.

 

[Aella_]

Shut your hole, pipsqueak.

Wut? I was just saying.
You chose to interpret it in that manner