Drow's General OOC-Home of the Diamond Hard Hate Boner

[Poprockz]

You should tell him this joke:

So a farmer buys a cock for his 100 hens. The cock fucks them all numerous times- the horniest cock ever. Insatiable. So the farmer catches the cock fucking the nearby geese as well! He just shakes his head at the horny-ass rooster.

One day, he finds the cock on the ground, half-dead and exhausted, several vultures circling him overhead.

The farmer shakes his head and says in a self-righteous voice, "Ha! Serves you right you horny ass bird!"

The cock cracks one eye open and simply says, "shh! They're about to land!"

 

[Drobabes]

So...uh....this was literally me for the last hour straight...


https://c.tenor.com/JVk2V1bqDjoAAAAC/slipping-kaoruko-moeta.gif

Also, oh my god yes, I'm sharing that right now XD

 

[Drobabes]

God...

So, ya know, like, that thaang

That thang that Damien is really good at. With the uh, mhm, *clears throat and mumbles* dominating thing while also still being super sweet and respectful...EHEM. Anyway...

Thaaat just happened. Over like, ONE sentence...and now I understand what it means to be a puddle. I am, one with the floor. I don't know if I'll recover from this. You may just have to throw a blanket over me that says "here lies Drow, the thirstiest bitch"

 

[Poprockz]

Butter fingers activate! >:O

Well, I mean. When you have a hubby that give you the flutters, the fingers get the butters. It's science.

XD Excellent.

EDIT: Oh my. He's got the moves. He doesn't even need to physically be there to get the gears going. That's some sexy shit right there.

I can just hear it in the background XD : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vPHE9VlMNk

 

[Drobabes]

He doesn't even need to physically be there to get the gears going. That's some sexy shit right there.

I literally curled up into the fetal position and my sides tickled so bad I couldn't breathe cause I giggled too hard. Well,giggled after I didn't talk for five seconds straight and he had to ask if I was still there.

I am thirty fucking years old and this has never happened to me before, like, whaat the heeelll, is going oon

https://c.tenor.com/FHjoCc579pAAAAAC/blush-blushing.gif

Edit: *dat song*

*throws the phone down*

I'm done. Dead. I can't handle this world.

https://youtu.be/v3XCfIZB5XQ

 

[Drobabes]

OH FUCK, I forgot you posted XD

Edit: What...the hell was that? >_> What did Damien's father do?! D:

Cora will hold him, and pet him, and say soft things to him T_T And if they could share dreams, Quint would grab that evil bastards balls and twist them like we wished he could do to Kuznet! D:<

Alright, there's no way I can go to bed now. Now I gotta do the postas >:[

 

[Poprockz]

You're just 30, flirty, and thriving. And your hubby is smooth like butter.

You know you like that careless whisper. Lol XD Heh.

Speaking of Helluva Boss, I am so looking forward to the new episode! >_< Though I'm not sure how much heartache I can take with Stolas and Blitzo.

Ha! Yes, there is a post indeed.

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Damien's father did several not-so-good things that really fucked him up.

Heh, I'll have to have Sabastian dream about him. Maybe Quint can mention him to Sabastian, causing him to pop up when they're sleeping.

He probably wouldn't bring it up with Cora unless he talked about it with Quint and she asked about it later. It's one of his worst memories, close to being on par with Toby.

 

[Drobabes]

On par with Toby? D: Oh...oh no...

Well, perhaps he can show up in a dream~ Although, Quint is going to be best therapist. Whatever they discuss stays between them! >:[

lol

I think the only reason he may even ask for those memories from Sabastian is to try and indirectly treat Damien better during their therapy sessions

ok...heh...

"I can't sleep! I gotta post!"

Brain: "It would be a real shame....if I..."

Me: "Don't you fucking dare! D:<"

Brain: ">_> ..." *dumps a bucket of melatonin over*

"woops~"

 

[Poprockz]

Maybe not as personal. Still very traumatic though. <.< Very traumatic.

Oh yeah, I don't think Quint would ever spill the beans, I'm just thinking he'd occasionally ask questions about the mansion and about his parents.

XD I wish yous a good nights then.

 

[Drobabes]

https://pa1.narvii.com/6531/6d4901097bbc4c7fd1e37350fef5e0e3c20cbf63_hq.gif

Alright. I have fallen off the wagon hard with exercise and proper sleep, and eating waaaay too much freakin junk food.

It's time for a hard reset.

 

[Poprockz]

I thought you already had your hard reset last night. <.<

 

[Drobabes]

>_>

Don't make me make funny posts that make you piss your pants laughing.

 

[Drobabes]

Hmm.

So I have been talking to a lot of people that come into the station, and there is one guy working for a truck driving company. He said it only cost him about $6,000 to go through schooling, and then he got picked up right away with a company.

Started at 30/hour, plus retirement and union >_>

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Do it. I can take anything you throw at me.

Truck driving, eh?

Pros:
You’re alone a lot of the time.
Good pay/job security
You get to listen to music all day and audio books.
They typically give you a food budget.
It’s not physically demanding (besides sitting).
You get to travel a lot.

Cons:
You’re alone a lot of the time.
Large investment/entry cost.
You have to sleep alone in your truck at truck stops and watch out for creepers.
You won’t casually see your hubby as much.
More likely chance of running into Bigfoot.
You may have to drive in less-than ideal situations.

 

[Drobabes]

Cons:
You’re alone a lot of the time.
Large investment/entry cost.
You have to sleep alone in your truck at truck stops and watch out for creepers.
You won’t casually see your hubby as much.
More likely chance of running into Bigfoot.
You may have to drive in less-than ideal situations.

Hmm. Alright.

-I do enjoy my alone time. Like, a fucking lot, to the point that I can be alone for so long that friends start checking on me to see if I'm still alive.

-Large investment may be worth the pay off considering I have nothing going right now, no one to take care of but myself, and the pay would be above minimum wage... Something to keep in mind for sure, but may be worth it.

-May not necessarily have to sleep at truck stops but would not be opposed to it. I would get a dog and get my license to carry. Plus, I'm already a very weary person in general cause...*clears throat* we'll just call it being raised with some eccentric people.

-My honey lives in another state, so it's already long distance and already doesn't bother me A better paying job would mean I would actually have the money to go visit him

-Bigfoot is a problem >_> no real solution there unless I feel like growing some tentacles <_<

-As long as I'm not pushed to break the law (like speeding) then I'm pretty good with being cautious and recognizing that no job is worth my life or getting someone else hurt.

 

[Drobabes]

May not do any postas tonight, but mm-musics~

https://youtu.be/Y3TcmKe6hJ0

 

[Poprockz]

Alright, then I suppose Bigfoot is the only real obstacle. In that case, it may be worth the risk.

Those are some good musics. That kind of sums up how I feel some days. XD

Bumped into this song the other day, and I have to say that she rally captured the fed up "I'm fucking done" vibe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XojM2D3F-Dc

<.< I also had to keep reminding myself that he was a paid actor.

 

[Drobabes]

Well that's getting saved >.> thems some good musics

Holy shit that guy is so fucking annoying XD The comment section is just filled with: "he's just an actor, he's just an actor" XD

 

[Poprockz]

Honestly he did such a good job at acting insufferable. I wonder if it made him uncomfortable to act that way, because I think I would want to crawl out of my skin.

Heh. <.< Glad you like it though. I like a lot of the music she does.

 

[Drobabes]

>_>

I just realized something, and I may be off, but my suspicions are HIGH

I just re-read Sabastian talking about his dad, to Vin, and how his dad followed him and his mom around until they got to Damien's mansion...and now I'm reading the last thing you wrote where Damien said, he supposed innocent was a relative term, and my brain is like: "IS THIS A CONNECTION??" Haha XD

 

[Poprockz]

That’s an interesting theory you’ve got there. It’s true that Sabastian’s father followed them from place to place, but perhaps it was the Finch family’s power that caused him to stop attempting contact… maybe he went somewhere far away and never came back. Maybe he gave up. Who can say?

Or maybe… Margaret didn’t like his persistence.

 

[Drobabes]

<_<

Did she claim his booty? I bet she claimed his booty >_>

 

[Poprockz]

Maybe she had her husband give him a talk, father to father.

 

[Poprockz]

Heheh...

<.<

>.>

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdocwLhADo