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[HornyIsh69]

Do you get asked to write a teacher often? I feel like this is the third time I've seen you mention this, but like... that's fine. I don't think anyone is going to try to force you to write a teacher/student thing.

As for your title, I think your chances of running into a guy in your thread looking to start a sudden M/M thing with you are vanishingly small; besides, I'm pretty sure you have an SRP profile that people can check out and see that your orientation is hetero. Just a simple (Open to all) at the end of your thread title will suffice, much like is in the title of this very thread.



Also, I'll give you one other tip from someone that's been here way too long (2003?! good Christ I'm old): the vast majority of threads you start are going to die without seeing the end of the story. Life gets in the way, inspiration runs out, the momentum of the thread dies... any number of things can happen, and some of them almost always will. If you're the "thread killer," then I've committed thread genocide. Have fun while it lasts, but don't take it too hard if things die out. I've had some ideas that I absolutely loved that were just never finished. Unfortunately, that's how it goes a lot of the time.

Bahaha thread genocide but you're so ghosty tho.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Bahaha thread genocide but you're so ghosty tho.

It's my punishment for snuffing out so many threads in the prime of their thready lives. Do you know how unsatisfying it is to try to eat something when everything just phases right through you?

 

[Drobabes]

In this thread, Garfield porn is meant to punish those who do not post as they promised. It is the harshest of penalties.

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OK, so, listen

Listen

Are you listening?

OK so like...

I may, or may not, have been the reason this rule had to be implemented.

And I may...or may not...be a glutton for punishment.

 

[Poprockz]

A glutton for that… hot lasagna?

 

[Drobabes]

A glutton for that… hot lasagna?

>_>

*Drowy uses distraction!*

 

[HornyIsh69]

It's my punishment for snuffing out so many threads in the prime of their thready lives. Do you know how unsatisfying it is to try to eat something when everything just phases right through you?

I honestly don't want to think about the phasing eating hahaha.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I honestly don't want to think about the phasing eating hahaha.

Yeah, I don't know why I said that.

I blame it on the Garfield talk.

 

[Drobabes]

Yeah, I don't know why I said that.

I blame it on the Garfield talk.

To be fair, it sounds like a reward rather than a punishment. Imagine the blow jobs

 

[Poprockz]

@Drobabes: <_< Think you can distract me with some cheap memes?! Well you can!

The blowjobs from a ghost, or from lasagna?

@ish: It’s not a phase, mom! Lol

@Scuttle: Garfield talk sounds a lot like locker talk but in a much more unwholesome way.

 

[HornyIsh69]

@Drobabes: <_< Think you can distract me with some cheap memes?! Well you can!

The blowjobs from a ghost, or from lasagna?

@ish: It’s not a phase, mom! Lol

@Scuttle: Garfield talk sounds a lot like locker talk but in a much more unwholesome way.

It's a way of life!! And the Garfield talk is more water cooler talk.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

To be fair, it sounds like a reward rather than a punishment. Imagine the blow jobs

Ghost blowjobs? Feels like you're just asking to get ectoplasm everywhere.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

@Scuttle: Garfield talk sounds a lot like locker talk but in a much more unwholesome way.

Garfield talk is one of the tell tale signs that you're dealing with a real lasagna slut.

 

[Poprockz]

@ish: is it? XD I never knew there was a difference (besides the swatting of wet towels).

@Scuttle: 100% beef.

As for the ghost blowjob… well if they make a mess, at least they’ve got spirit.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

@Scuttle: 100% beef.

As for the ghost blowjob… well if they make a mess, at least they’ve got spirit.

A real mozzarella muncher.

Spirit definitely isn't their problem; ghosting you afterward, on the other hand...

 

[Poprockz]

That’s honestly the worst. Here I am, thinking they’re trying to woo me (and it’s working). I end up being convinced to give them a glow-job and then poof! They disappear!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

That’s honestly the worst. Here I am, thinking they’re trying to woo me (and it’s working). I end up being convinced to give them a glow-job and then poof! They disappear!

Glow job is just a nice piece of business.


But take heart! Maybe a glow job from you was the last bit of unfinished business they had on earth, the single thing chaining them to this mortal coil, and your lips had the power to set them free from an eternity of torment.

 

[Poprockz]

Hmm… Maybe so. At least it let me exorcise a bit.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Still hard to imagine what possessed you to do it in the first place.

 

[Poprockz]

Well, I believed it when they said I’d be their boo.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Ah, understandable. I just hope you won't let something like that haunt you.

 

[Poprockz]

Eh it’s in the past. Besides, I probably won’t stop. Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and sheets excite me.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You think that's exciting, just wait until the specter of what can be done with those chains comes over you.

 

[Poprockz]

If it weren’t for the booze, I’d probably be rattled by that idea- in a good way though.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If you're not careful you'll end up with rattled and excited being linked together forever.

 

[Poprockz]

I imagine I would be well-suited to being behind the veil if I do say so myself. XD