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[Poprockz]

<_< I can’t help it. When you made a joke about them boning and then said he’d have a unique way of coping with his hand loss, my mind immediately did a cannonball into the gutter.

My next thought was that he could get a prosthetic like Jameson, but could attach dildos to it. If anyone found out, they’d call him Tommy Mcdildohands.

Oh? Well now I’m curious how strong the meme is if it can summon golden showers. I suppose I’ll just have to wait and find out… and Sit on a towel just in case. XD

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

@Scuttle Buttin'

Cool. I try to keep up on the postings, but the same back to ya. Sometimes my ass just takes a hit and it takes me a bit to get back on my feet, but I can promise I won't abandon the thread unless we're really bored of it.

Edit: Also forgot to say, apologies for calling you a she. I forgot to check your profile and just assumed from your profile pic and name XD I should work on not doing that heh

Haha no worries! I don't even think I caught that you did that.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

<_< I can’t help it. When you made a joke about them boning and then said he’d have a unique way of coping with his hand loss, my mind immediately did a cannonball into the gutter.

My next thought was that he could get a prosthetic like Jameson, but could attach dildos to it. If anyone found out, they’d call him Tommy Mcdildohands.

Oh? Well now I’m curious how strong the meme is if it can summon golden showers. I suppose I’ll just have to wait and find out… and Sit on a towel just in case. XD

...if there isn't an all-girl porn parody called Edward Scissoringhands, then I don't think I even want to live in this country anymore.

 

[Drobabes]

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Let the games begin!

<_< I can’t help it. When you made a joke about them boning and then said he’d have a unique way of coping with his hand loss, my mind immediately did a cannonball into the gutter.

My next thought was that he could get a prosthetic like Jameson, but could attach dildos to it. If anyone found out, they’d call him Tommy Mcdildohands.

Oh? Well now I’m curious how strong the meme is if it can summon golden showers. I suppose I’ll just have to wait and find out… and Sit on a towel just in case. XD

Okay, now, you listen here young lady!

There will be no McDildilling in this house! D:<

(that's a fuckin lie)

pfft, naw, not like that, but that is hilarious and I totally set myself up for it. I MEEAN, he might be a freek and into that weird shit >_> who knows? Its always the shy ones...

>memes

These beans need to be well cooked But yes, I would recommend a towel for sure

...if there isn't an all-girl porn parody called Edward Scissoringhands, then I don't think I even want to live in this country anymore.

This HAS to exist somewhere

 

[Poprockz]

@Scuttle: <_< I would pay to see that, though I’d be a 50/50 chance of the women actually scissoring, or just attacking each other’s Spock-positioned hands with their own like some kind of weird crab fight.

@Drobabes: lol it is always the shy ones. Thankfully Jesse ain’t into that sort of thing. She just wants to teach that sweet young man how to get his dick wet like a may-an.

I shall have to find the best towel in the house then! I can sense that the beans will be at peak flavor when the meme drops.

Also… -_- I am…. So tired. But I must stay up a little longer.

 

[Drobabes]

@Scuttle: <_< I would pay to see that, though I’d be a 50/50 chance of the women actually scissoring, or just attacking each other’s Spock-positioned hands with their own like some kind of weird crab fight.

@Drobabes: lol it is always the shy ones. Thankfully Jesse ain’t into that sort of thing. She just wants to teach that sweet young man how to get his dick wet like a may-an.

I shall have to find the best towel in the house then! I can sense that the beans will be at peak flavor when the meme drops.

Also… -_- I am…. So tired. But I must stay up a little longer.

>_>

My friend, whatever chores haunted you, I will personally see to their disenbowlment.

 

[Poprockz]

<_< I cannot speak of it, lest it come for my ass once more!

I... posted the first half of my post. Lemme try to post the other without passing out.

 

[Drobabes]

Poprockz D: I hope you took care of yourself :< I know the beans are tempting, but they are never so important as to ignore the lady sleep and her mistress good health XD

 

[Poprockz]

Don’t worry, I’ll catch up on sleep tonight by sleeping in tomorrow.

As dumb as it sounds, I needed to relax a bit and really wanted to finish a post before bed.

 

[Drobabes]

Don’t worry, I’ll catch up on sleep tonight by sleeping in tomorrow.

As dumb as it sounds, I needed to relax a bit and really wanted to finish a post before bed.

Ah, one of those. Well I am nothing if not familiar with that.

I unfortunately must take a nap T_T I got woken up multiple times after having struggled to fall asleep at a decent hour T_T

I'll try to post tonight though

 

[Poprockz]

I don’t foresee myself being up quite that late again, because damn. It really fucks with you.

I’m sorry, perhaps the sleep mistress was angered by being spurned and thus took out her anger in you. Tonight, I shall make amends! Also, daylight savings sucks.

Alright, that would be cool. I’m curious to know what “Elias’s” response will be. Also, I thought to myself that it’s kind of cool that Quint has a co-conspirator now- he doesn’t have to keep it entirely secret to everyone.

 

[Drobabes]

My body is being a big bitch right now, HOWEVER


My boyfriend got me a laptop and did a bunch of super sweet things on it! >o< he basically downloaded me a whole arcade on their with a bunch of systems to play! >o<


The postas and gaming will be glorious!

Edit: Yea, I gotta strategies Johnny boy a bit so he doesn't fuck up XD

And the co-conspirator being Sabastian? I wonder if they could practice their telekinesis enough to get it down to where they are almost doing sentences, like with Robert >.>

 

[Poprockz]

Oooo~! That was really sweet of him. Props to the dude for being considerate and knowing what would make you a happy, happy lady.

Also the games are good and all, but…
<_< Does it have pinball?

Well, I’m pretty sure he’ll be successful as long as he plays his cards right.

Oh! You know, they totally could. Maybe they could have sessions where they sit down and try to do that for like half an hour each day.

Quint: *speaking* Okay. Describe something.

Sabastian: Red paint. Black wheels. Fast. Large. Vin’s dick. Metal. No trunk space. Vin’s ass.

Quint: >_> Can you not think horny thoughts… For five goddamn seconds?!

 

[Drobabes]

It was so fucking sweet He also got me a bunch of other cool things, like a shirt with Deadpool riding a unicorn, some bunny and cat ears that I wanted and fake glasses for *FASHION. And yes, I'm sure pinball is on there And chocolate. Because, I need tha chocolate~

*bites lip and tries not to laugh*

You know I'm going to have Quint just blurt that out loud in frustration when someone is walking by XD

 

[Poprockz]

Holy shit, that right there is a care package! The chocolate is certainly a necessity!

<_< Hmm. You sure do sound fashionable. Why do I get the feeling that you have a very private runway for those animal ears?

Lol whoever passed by, I could see it being hilarious for different reasons for each person. I think Cora might actually clap back at her brother, but who knows?

 

[Drobabes]

>private runway

EHEM, I don't know what you mean. I simply thought it would be nice to wear glasses with a fashionable button up collared shirt and pleated skit. That's all. Of course, the soft bun ears are for petting. For...uh...anxiety, yea!

>depending on who it is

Who said it had to be one person?

Edit:

Cora: *completely neutral tone of voice* "Why, is it turning you on?"

 

[Poprockz]

Oh okay, I must have been mistaken. I should have known that the bunny ears were a therapeutic item made for heavy petting. My apologies.

*Sayori leans out from behind Cora and points her index fingers toward each other, slowly bringing them closer. *
<.<
o- -o

 

[Drobabes]

Oh okay, I must have been mistaken. I should have known that the bunny ears were a therapeutic item made for heavy petting. My apologies.

*Sayori leans out from behind Cora and points her index fingers toward each other, slowly bringing them closer. *
<.<
o- -o

XD

*Quint has to readjust the way he's sitting* lol XD

ugh. My brain needs a swift kick in the ass. This is gonna be one of those nights where I drink coffee all night and force it type out a paragraph at a time -_-

Deal with it brain! D:< We are going to get back into the habit of this, whether you like it or not! Otherwise, I'm going to start taking you on 7 am walks! That's right! When it's still freezing outside! >:[

 

[Poprockz]

Lol that’ll be hilarious. XD

<.< Hmmm… Well good luck, my friend. Brains can be the biggest bitches.

 

[Drobabes]

I'm doin it! I don't know how long it will take, but the beans shall be cooked and served! D:<

Heheh...I've been trying to be subtle with Quint's kinks, and I think I like the idea of him "adjusting his pants" as him having to shift his boner a bit XD He definitely needed to do it when Laneesha laid that epic slap!on that poor guy

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

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[Poprockz]

Drobabes: You shall be rewarded by the bean gods for your diligence!

If there’s a word to describe Laneesha it would be “stern,” so she definitely has her dom vibe in full swing (literally sometimes). XD The first one to notice Quint’s kinks will likely be Sabastian. He won’t really be able to talk though, l seeing as he has his own kinks

@Scuttle: Oh? Did a new post pop up in Perdition from a certain witty gentleman?

 

[Drobabes]

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? O: Do I...smell something delicious brewing from you Scuttle Buttin? Or are you simply reacting to our shenanigans?

You shall be rewarded by the bean gods for your diligence!

If there’s a word to describe Laneesha it would be “stern,” so she definitely has her dom vibe in full swing (literally sometimes). XD The first one to notice Quint’s kinks will likely be Sabastian. He won’t really be able to talk though, seeing as he has his own kinks.

lol, Quint will be like:

"Bitch you have no right to talk! You have the exact same kink, the only difference is you like sucking that big, phat, c-"

Sabastian: *smacks him upside the head*

Quint: "...and I like when the hips swieeng!~"

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

@Scuttle: Oh? Did a new post pop up in Perdition from a certain witty gentleman?

? O: Do I...smell something delicious brewing from you Scuttle Buttin? Or are you simply reacting to our shenanigans?

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[Poprockz]

In a wooorld, where zombies have mind links. Two zombies with the same kink and different sexualities do not come together. Starring: Grumpy Cat. Leonardo De Fuck you. Aaand a whole lot of sex puns.