<_< well... I think it usually works better if someone else is doing it to you, but if you’re trying to do it to yourself then I suggest this:
Instead of saying you won’t, say you can’t. Like you just can’t, you shouldn’t post. You are not allowed to post or something mysterious and/or horrible will happen.
<_< I want a hammock and a beautiful, well-kept porch so I can nap and feel like I’m floating. A bed isn’t a hammock, but just think of those soft cushions waiting for you on the sexy couch! It may be so comfy that you wake up tomorrow morning.