Drowy (Drobabes) General OOC

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Come at me!
 
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<_< The more I stare at the cat's eye, the more it looks like an optical illusion where the pupil gets wider.
 
I was trying so hard to fight it XD I kept nodding off and then lifting my head and being like, "I can write one more sentence!" Then I look at my laptop this morning and it's practically gibberish XD

Aw well. Hopefully today won't be too crazy and I'll be able to get out at a decent hour.
 
Lol I can just imagine:

>Theeen Kuznet.., he fuckin’ smacked the bitch and said, “I am General boss!”

>Sayori was a wet chihuahua and she shivered like a little dog.

>Kuznet was pleased, but he needed more evil.

I hope they don’t keep you too late in the evening as well. :D
 
>_>

We should put a few of our posts into one of those A.I machines that write you a short story >.>
 
Holy shit, that would be hilarious. XD

Begin:

Cora walks up to Damien and kisses him with her lips and then her hands. He grabs her hands and puts them in the car because he is a bad man. The noodle and Cora think that he is good because he cooks the beans. The snoot is bopped, and Damien says he is sorry for wearing a minx coat.

The golden retriever is grumpy, but Vin pets him anyway because he doesn’t have any teeth. He humps the man’s leg because he is in heat, but he runs away because his dick can kill. Vin’s hair wraps around his ankles as his guitar rumbles on his fingers with tears.

Francisco laughs at Niles’s not laughing face while Jonathan is wanting to take pictures of burnt coffee. Cora’s eyes shoot Francisco in the knees because she is angry at her dress, and everyone, but not at dogs. Sayori is sad so Quint stares at her and cooks laughter with his tentacles.

Jesse sits on her Tommy egg until it hatches.
 
I...okay, if you didn't put that in an A.I.,then Poprockz I am sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to remove your face so that I can check for mechanical parts. If I were not quite literally on the verge of exhaustion bordering on collapsing, I probably would have pissed myself laughing XD


Also, jesus fuck what the fuck is going on today? Had to open the store by myself because our employee called out sick, only to have another coworker have to go home because his baby momma went into labor. So I tried to call the other local store to get some help, only to find that two of their own employees were out as well, and our mangers are both out of town. Oh, and our new employees that we just hired are super green and don't know how to use a register.

@_@

I have to go back in two hours, then come back in the morning to open again @_@

Universe.

Universe, listen.

Are you... having some problems? Maybe some private problems? Did the Covid perhaps bring up some, genital warts, and you're scared to talk about it? Embarrassed? Well it's alright. You can talk to me. Right after you GET YOUR ASS TO THE DOCTOR, AND GET YOU'RE,

FUCKING,

SHIT,

TOGETHER
 
Also, because I need the laughs right now or I'm going to go insane:

I could totally see Quint going through a whole bunch of trouble, like a full days worth of work, to get the power back on in a house just so that he can wait for someone to walk in (probably Sabastian), and do this to them:

https://youtu.be/CAXklKrZNis
 
Psh. I wrote it, but I ain't no robot. <_<" You can trust me.

>:[ What kind of place lets both managers go on holiday at the same time?

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Jesus, that fucking sucks. <_< I imagine it's nice to feel so vital to the operations, but at the same time... You need to be given a goddamn break after this bullshit.

EDIT: Lol Yeah, I could see Quint doing that. XD I think Sabastian would deadpan him and watch for a moment or two and close the door. Maybe he'd even reach out with his tentacles, stop the fan, guide Quint's hands to the fan so he's holding on, then let him go.

EDITEDIT:

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4PhuoRr_xo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_l0ecnSh6c

Might've shared this one before too... : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVoNAqGbi74
 
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Well I mean, to be fair, it was the other stores manager. We only have one per store, and they're not expected to cover other towns stores, only their own, BUT they can if they're cool.so like, yea, UNIVERSE. Get your shit. Get aaalll your shit...and put it together.

Oh my fucking god XD

"Wait... it's all earth?!"
 
Yeah, Earth to Universe, you're an adult- act like it! You're like a bazillion years old!

"Uh, yeah. You're an astronaut, Gary. How do you not know this?! Y-you've been training in school for this for TWENTY YEARS YOU FUCKING IDI-"
 
I shall check these out as soon as I'm home, and hopefully be able to sit and post :D

Dude I feel like I was just in a viddo game for two days, and the universe was the boss battle >_>

It was like, throwing every possible disaster at us(save literally collapsing the building down), and we just had to be like, "naw bitch! We got epic teamwork! You will never defeat us! D:<"
 
Lol you don’t have to check them all out, especially since I’m starting to think that the Kermit one might be a bit dark. XD

<_< I can believe it.

Heh, #PowerOfFriendship

Although, I suppose it’s more like you leading your troops into battle against the beast!
 
Okay! D<

Okay. We can do this. Pull those bootstraps up Drobabes. Drink that fine ground coffee, it doesn't keep you up anyway! D<
 
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