Drunk? Hell yes, I'm drunk.

[TN_Vixen]

MM

you speak of scotch as if you have a deep admiration ...

you don't.

however, in my humble state of mind I defer to others who may exhibit more extensive knowledge and experience you may lack.

 

[modest mouse]

you or the drink?

Dont be coy. You know this mouse turned the tables on the Pussy.

 

[Dillinger]

change my drink, i'd be glad to ..

very bi, very horny. trust me.

damnnn... why am I not there instead of here?

 

[lobito]

ok then Dill, "A toast - To All those here at Lit who are playing alone tonight".

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Drunk? See out my "You Gotta Check This Out!" thread from early this morning. You will truely know what drinking is.
I wish you much luck in your quest for getting shitty. I might join you in a little while.

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

I get to sit in the middle.


I know what raspberry Stoli's is, silly, it's sacrilege.

nothing is sacriledge once it becomes part of you. I've already drunk it - now I am it.

Which middle you want?

 

[modest mouse]

Re: MM

you speak of scotch as if you have a deep admiration ...

you don't.

however, in my humble state of mind I defer to others who may exhibit more extensive knowledge and experience you may lack.

Sonic Youth put out an EP, long ago now, called: Confusion is Sex. This post, I must admit, is rathe confusing to my ravaged mind. The sex part speaks for itelf.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Drunk? Hell yes, I'm drunk.

Yippeeee! Dilly's getting stonkered! This will be fun. A great way to lighten the mood. Now where's my drink? Damn it's a little early.

I haven't tried Stoli. Must do.

Stonkered already I am I am - what comes after stonkered? bonkered? Delonkered? Putatabalonkerated-a-loozie?

Whatch you want have stoli... have your hearts desire.

 

[Silverlily]

Dont be coy. You know this mouse turned the tables on the Pussy.

Ooo, sounds like a challenge.

Step up junior, I could fuck you six ways to Sunday and leave you wondering what your name is.

 

[Dillinger]

ok then Dill, "A toast - To All those here at Lit who are playing alone tonight".

And to playing together someday, sometime...

 

[Silverlily]

Which middle you want?

Yours, I'm wondering what it tastes like.

 

[modest mouse]

Ooo, sounds like a challenge.

Step up junior, I could fuck you six ways to Sunday and leave you wondering what your name is.

Its already Sunday, lets get started. My name is mouse, i was assaulted by a large feline and now follow her blindly laong the Eastern Seaboard.

Its a rough life.

 

[Dillinger]

Glen Garioch
8 year old
single malt
cheap
good
more

Goos stuffs I'm usually a Mccallans or Laphroig but just on a diff kick tonight.

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: Re: Drunk? Hell yes, I'm drunk.

Stonkered already I am I am - what comes after stonkered? bonkered? Delonkered? Putatabalonkerated-a-loozie?

Whatch you want have stoli... have your hearts desire.

Totalled comes after stonkered.

Anesthetized
Annihilated
Arm bend
Arse-wiped (Australian)
Bagged
Barnable -- "I was so drunk I should have been locked in a barn last night"
Basted
Basting in your own juices
Battered -- also Beer Battered
Been in the sun all day
Bend the elbow
Bent
Beyond the edge
Bitched
Black and Tanned
Blacked out
Blasted
Blistered
Blitzed
Blotted
Blootered
Blotto
Boiled
Bombed
Boning the bald eagle
Bullet Proof
Buttered Up
Buzzed
Cattled
Chisseled
Chockered
Clobbered
Clowned
Cocked
Cooked
Corked
Cracked
Crack the bottle
Crazy ass-ed
Crocked
Crowned
Crunked
Damaged -- also Damaged Goods
Dead to the World
Destroyed
Dip your bill
Disconnected
Doin' the "who's that guy?"
Doused in Firewater
Drinking with the fishes
Drinky stinky
Drunk
D-Runk
Drunk as a lord (Australian)
Drunk as ten men -- "I must have been as drunk as ten men!"
Drunker than Cooter Brown -- from University Of Georgia
Drunky Drunk
D-zunk
Easy
Enjoy the jar
F'ing gone
Fall of the wagon
Fall out of the tree
Feel no pain
Feel Foggy
Four (three) sheets to the wind
Feeling the Flow (Yo!)
Fer Shnickered
Fricasseed
Fried
Frosted
FUBAR -- "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "...Beyond all recognition"
Fucked off you head
Fucked up
Fud up
Full of Dutch courage
Fuzzed
Gallstoned
Gassed
Get dizzy -- "Oh, last night? Yeah, I got dizzy, yo."
Getting high-centered -- from Oklahoma State University
Get nice (ala Beastie Boys)
Get one's swerve on
Getting stupid -- also Gettin' stoopid
Get Ugly
Get your drink on
Get your drunk on
Get wrong -- "I got wrong at the party."
Giving oneself an excuse
Glassy-eyed
Glazed over
Gone
Greased -- also Grease the wheels
Gurneyed -- (as in placed on a hospital gurney)
Hammered
Hammed or Ham'd
Hang a few on
Happy -- also Get happy
Hemmed up
Hit the bottle
Hit the hooch
Hoganed -- as in Hulk Hogan
Hoist -- also Hoist a few
Hold your liquor
Housed -- also Hizzoused
Hunt the brass rail
Imbibe
Inbreeniated - as in, "No occifer, I'm not inbreeniated
Inebriated
In for a checkup with the Doctor (When drinking Dr. McGilicutty's)
In rare form
Inspected the vineyard (for wine-drunk)
In The Bag/ Half in the bag
In the grip of the grape
Invincible
Invisible
It was beer oclock all arvo (Australian)
Jet-lagged
Juiced
Kablitzed
Kentucky fried
Kill some Brain Cells
Kiss the cap
Knock some back -- also Knock it back
Lambasted
Langered
Lift the wrist
Lit
Loaded
Locked -- a classic irish term, particularly in Dublin, "I was locked out of my tree."
Looking for hockey sticks
Looking for punishment
Looped
Loose -- "Come on ya'll it's time to get loose."
Loopy
Lost in the sauce
Lubricated
Lushed
Meeting Moriarty -- (thanks, Holmes)
Mothered -- very drunk New Zealand style
Munted -- a New Zealand term
Mutilated
Much c*nted -- Aussie term, "I was much c*nted last night at that party!"
Neutered (Australian)
Nutcrackered -- for guys only
Obliterated
Off my face
Off the wagon
Off ya nut
Off your box
Oiled
On the bend
On the juice
On the piss
On the sauce -- also On the wa-wa sauce
One too many
OOC -- (out of control)
Out of your gourd
Out of your mind
Out of your tree
Out of your zip code
Over -- "I was completely Over last night."
Painting the monkey
Para (as in paraletic)
Pollatted -- Irish version of "polluted"
Pickled
Pie-eyed
Pissed -- (Classic line from "So I Married An Axe Murderer")
Pissed as a fart
Pissy
Pixilated
Plastered
Play Boris Yeltsin
Polexed (Irish)
Polluted
Pound
Primed
Pruned -- also Pruned on the inside
Pucking Flowed
Put it away
Put to bed with a shovel
Queen of hoola -- the girl who drinks the most
Rat-arsed
Rat faced, completely (Australian)
Ratted
Rauted (sounds like roar-ted)
Razzled
Redfaced and horny
Ripe as a brewer's fart
Ripped - also Rip Shitty
Rocked
Rode off (Irish)
Sailing with the Captain
Sample the necter of the gods
Sauced
Schlitzed
Schnapped
Schnockered
Schwilly
Screwed
Scuttered -- a very Irish expression
See a man about a dog
Seeing stars
Sending the man in the boat off to sea
Shedded
Shellacked
Shitty
Shit-blistered
Shit-canned
Shit-faced
Shit-housed
shiznzazz
Shot
Shot down
Shoot the cat
Sippin' on the Sissyrup
Slammed
Slapped -- for girls only
Slaughtered
Sledge-hammered
Sleeping with the Enemy
Slewed
Slopped
Sloppy
Sloshed
Smashed
Snackered
Snockered -- (Apparently very popular with teachers)
Snorting the cork
Sotally Tober
Soused
South of the border
Spanking my liver
Spent
Spuzzed
Spuzzin'
Spuzzin' yo
Stewed -- Stew in ones juices
Stink nasty
Stonkered -- for emphasis: fully stonkered. (Sydney, Australia)
Sprung
Strung out
Suck the monkey
Sweeted -- "I was all sweeted up in the frontal facial last night."
Swallow tavern tokens
Taking a trip back to preschool
Tanked
Tank Proof
Tap the admiral
Tie a few on
Tight
Tip the bottle
Tipsy
Three Sheets to the Wind
Throw back
Throw down
Toasted -- also toasty
Torn down -- "I was torn down last night, must have been the Mad Dog."
Trollied
Toe up -as in "You toe up?"
Toe down -as in "I was toe down!"
Torn up
Toss down
Toss back
Tossed
Totalled -- a New Zealand term

To' up from the Flo' up
Trashed
Twasted -- "You are so wasted you can't say wasted so you say twasted."
Twatted
Twisted
Under the influence
Visiting John Barleycorn
Visiting the fireman
Wankered -- From Wales "The only term to express the drunkedness of our Valley Lads"
Wasted
Waxed
Wearing beer goggles
Wearing the barely cap
Wearing your drinking shoes
Wet your quill
Wet your whistle
Wrecked
Zapped


BTW IF you can read this list and it makes sense you aren't totalled yet.

 

[Dillinger]

Yours, I'm wondering what it tastes like.

ah - now that... it... tastes like life sweat sex breathing lust desire water fire earth air me

 

[Dillinger]

debbiexxx I'm not even gonna quote all thate - will make my brains hurt. Pretty much working on the zapped here.

 

[Silverlily]

lol

Its a rough life.

poor baby, let me kiss it all better

 

[Samuari]

Glen Garioch
8 year old
single malt
cheap
good
more

Was that a poem or an order?

 

[Silverlily]

ah - now that... it... tastes like life sweat sex breathing lust desire water fire earth air me

wow, just that, wow

 

[Samuari]

By the way

Just starting to pick up a buzz from brandy #2

 

[Silverlily]

Hey Sam, who's Brandy and why do you have two of them (you dog, you)?

 

[Dillinger]

Originally posted by Dillinger

ah - now that... it... tastes like life sweat sex breathing lust desire water fire earth air me

wow, just that, wow

perfection of flesh muscle salt ocean heaven bliss - it tastes like it needs to taste like and like nothing other than what you most crave

 

[Debbie]

debbiexxx I'm not even gonna quote all thate - will make my brains hurt. Pretty much working on the zapped here.

Already worked through the list and you are at zapped? Damn how strong is that stuff?

 

[Dillinger]

depends how much you drink... it gets stronger the more you have you know you know.

I know.

uh over hafl the bottle is quite strong